Talk to qts from around the world, practice your bants, chill with the lads, love cute girls, get recipe ideas from Bhutan and get obsessed by international cuties.
There's the Iguazu Falls on the Paraná border with Argentina and Paraguay, they are the largest falls in the world afaik, worthy it if you like this kind of thing. We also have have some dank trees that we call Paraná pines. The falls are pretty much the only touristic thing in the state, since we barely have any beaches because there's only a tiny coastline and our neighbour Santa Catarina has better beaches than us 2bh.
But to be honest our state does not have that much of history since most of it only started being to be actually populated around late 1800's, the other southern states of Santa Catarina (because of muh Oktoberfest) and Rio Grande do Sul (because of muh gaúchos and wars) are the ones with actual history and shieet like that.
Thanks for the tips, Santa Catarina seems a good bet then. I'd quite like to go to Paraguay though, just because why not. Like who goes to Paraguay?
Brandon Moore
This. You're making us look like yellow fever betas.
Joshua Foster
>>korean cuties But I have allergy of plastic.
Oliver Walker
Btw Kernow girl completely ignored my message saying that I thought Cornwall was dank and asking if she could speak Cornish fluently
Santa Catarina has good beaches, better than Rio de Janeiro while being hundreds of times safer, there's Oktoberfest in the city of Blumenau which is said to be the largest in the Americas plus a handful of smallish "le Germanic" towns, and also 100km from the coast there's the Serra Catarinense with some breathtaking views.
Paraguay is shit 2bh, well at least Ciudad del Este in the border. it is a VERY messy place (even for Brazilian standards), it's like a /lat/ version of India.
Gavin Nguyen
Many of those would be a lot better if they lost some weight and got a decent fucking haircut
Justin Jenkins
Scripted like mad two days ago and updated my profile: 55 views.
Not done fuck all today and I'm up to 178. Explain.
Luke Rogers
>This is what delusional yellow feverfags actually believe Lmao you dickheads never cease to amaze me
Levi Thomas
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Parker Nelson
considering remaking interpals for a little bit talk me out of it
Wyatt Jenkins
>saying how these people could improve themselves means I have yellow fever lol ok
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Caleb James
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Mason Thompson
Sorry to hear about Cornish lass. Message her back saying Devon's better anyways, Marcus Trescothick is overrated and King Arthur was Welsh. Also that Northerners make better ale. (None of these things are true)
Those all sound like great ideas for a holiday, but I'll definitely have to wait until I can drive, seems pointless going to such a big country only to be stuck in one place. I'm nerdy enough to be massively into country shit like birdwatching and that so Serra Catarinese sounds like a great idea.
Nathan Kelly
If you think a better haircut and losing weight can save this you're fucking delusional.
Luke Torres
Stay woke dude
Xavier Carter
reminder to ignore and report shitposting
also bogpill lel more like FAGpill
Hunter Parker
>tfw my BRfu is from Santa Catarina >tfw she bants me in broken English
genuinely impressed desu
[spoiler] I want to cuddle her [/spoiler]
THIS, also their vaginas go the opposite way
Logan Powell
more like chileANO
Asher Mitchell
EL CHILENO ES UN ANIMAL CONFLICTIVO, HEREDERO DE UN MESTIZAJE MALIGNO ESE QUE TANTO LOS AVERGÜENZA, CON INCLINACIONES A LA TRAICIÓN, EL ROBO, LA PELEA SUCIA Y DESIGUAL, COMO EN TODAS LAS GUERRAS QUE HA PARTICIPADO CON APOYO DE EMPRESAS INGLESAS PARA ROBAR A SUS VECINOS, TREMENDA RAZA DE RATEROS LA CHILENA... NADIE EN EL MUNDO CIVILIZADO QUIERE A UN RATERO, PERO ES COMPRENSIBLE TANTA RABIA CHILENA, SI VIVEN ARRINCONADOS EN UNA RAYA EN EL FIN DEL MUNDO...
>Save >Improve Your grasp of the English language isn't quite there is it leafy
Anthony Stewart
Just did that 2bh
Yeah, the country is too big, I am Brazilian myself and I've never been out of the three southern states. And yeah Santa Catarina has some pretty good views.
Tell her "você é a chimia do meu pão", she will fall for you, I promise.
Ian Allen
Reminder to collect ukie BFs living in London
Michael Wilson
can I get a quick rundown?
Aiden Hall
But I'm not a Corean grill
Matthew Watson
>you're the butter of my bread
pls
Easton King
t. Alejandro Grande
Chimia is not a simple butter, how you dare say something like that, it's THE butter
Brody Myers
EL PERUANO: DURANTE SU NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ESTUDIAR ALGEBRA..MEDICINA... LLEVAR LIBROS CONTABLES ``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` CONTACTOS DE NEGOCIOS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS EN LA INDUSTRIA DE SERVICIOS!!..el PERUano NO NECESITA BAÑARSE , NI ESTUDIAR , NI IR A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NI LA UNIVERSIDAD YA QUE ES UN SER EDUCADO DIESTRO, EXTROVERTIDO , SENSIBLE , CORRECTO , FINO , AGRADABLE
-QUE ES PERUano EN ``LATÌN ???
*``AMERICANUS CAESAR MAXIMUS``
¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PERUano NO ES FACIL DADO A SUS GRANDES DONES, PERO AQUI CITAMOS VARIAS CARACTERISTICAS COMUNES:
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Jonathan Cox
Clearly plastic surgery
Thomas Green
I got over my yellow fever but I realized soon that they are pretty fuckin ugly desu
Nathaniel Johnson
They could be Japanese for all I know
Jace Hall
Hi Kimchinadian. Left is Jomon mixed Japanese. Right is full Yayoi blooded Korean.
Gavin Parker
Jomon and Yayoi Jomon were indigenous to Japan with Australoid features. Yayaoi came later from south china and Korea with Mongoloid features. Though the Yayoi genocided the Jomon, they also mated, mixed and modern Japs (Yamato) were formed. Ainu the native people in noth japan Hokkaido have more Jomon blood in them. Even today in Japan some people have a more Jomon face than others. Modern Korean is much near the Manchuria people. For example PSY. He looks like a more Manchurian mongol. Even Korean president Park Geun-Hye is looks like a Manchurian mongol. Also you can see tha face of Asashoryu, mongolian sumou wrestler. He is kind of similar of PSY. If we study the history of korea and location of Korea then we can know why Korean and Manchuria is similar. Even ancient Koguryŏ is noth Mongolian equestrian. And ancient koguryo people is became Manchurian and noth korean. Capital of koguryo was at noth Korea.
Evan Long
People still use this site?
Gavin Johnson
Pic is a DNA test of east asia. Ainu, Jomon and Yayoi mongol and south chinese.