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Be American
Jason Taylor
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Ethan Jackson
In fairness I believe that we should ban niggers in addition to banning Muslims.
Connor Martin
why don't they just shoot the beds????
Andrew Reed
We've tried that. It doesn't work.
David Harris
how the fuck can anyone die falling out of bed?
Brayden Torres
use bigger bullets
John Jones
You didn't ban Muslims tho, only those in countries which have never attacked you.
Evan Miller
can't pull yourself up
phone too far to reach to call for help
die of starvation
Connor Parker
bunkbeds and very old people
John Gray
Why do Amerigeezers sleep in bunkbeds? I thought you have large houses built on giant tracts of land.
Carson Sanchez
>getting hit by a bus
Do you tards jump off the bus stop to get a bus or something?
Austin Fisher
Cardboard houses aren't known for being spacious.
Nolan Gutierrez
>bunkbeds
that's bs, I've fallen from bunkbeds several times and I haven't died
Caleb Baker
you're also a few hundred pounds less then the average burger.
Sebastian Adams
lmao
Isaac Hernandez
>armed toddlers
Camden Diaz
Her ay-ay-eyes are rather pepesque. Cute.
Adam Hughes
>be American
>lying in bed watching TV at 1:00pm on a Wednesday
>try to reach over to my nightstand to finish the rest of my cheeseburger
>can't reach it
>stretch a bit more
>really trying to reach it
>c'mon now
>end up falling off of bed
>can't get up because rolls of fat don't allow me to sit up
>try to pull myself up by grabbing onto mattress
>wood below instantly snaps
>iPhone is on nightstand, can't reach
>yell for help, but no one hears because I live in rural Alabama and my mom is working her third job so no one home
>eventually starve to death after 1 hour and 30 minutes on ground
Robert Harris
>user do you like my eyes? pls be honest
Adrian Clark
obese people are at risk of a condition called sleep apnea where they stop breathing while asleep and it can cause a lot of strain on the heart, if youre fat and fall on your front without waking up then youre probably gonna suffocate to death
Parker King
Not as much as I like your pussy(butthole).
Nicholas Perez
good riddance fucking natural selection at work.
Parker Rivera
You're right, seven countries is not enough. That leaves us with like 40 more to ban.
Julian Green
Argentinians aren't people
Jayden Thompson
made me kek, take your (You)
Asher Young
should we deport every bed on America back to Mexico?
Charles Bennett
yes, and buses too, they're a danger to society