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Chess edition

I encourage you all to have a game today :)

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choon

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wish i was dead haha

not surprised you knew that seeing as you're wet

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>before bump limit
my jannysense is tingling

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He's so fucking based omg

I feel my third my third eye opening.
*plop*
ahh yes, much better

Time to end the oldest alliance

good

he is related to Cromwell as well ha ha ha

haitiANO is here

SET YOU FREEEEEEEEE

Why don't white people have friends?

portugANO

>yanks call indicators "blinkers"
absolute joke of a country

watch me nae nae

*dabs*

Britain is far better than majority of /brit/ suggests

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going to have a Marlboro® cigarette and look gay

most of the uk looks right grim on an overcast day

look at the top of his head

same

the gf

pop pop pop that's a reload ting

FUQ

>bum a fag

how gay are brits?

better be reds you little fuck ahrhrhghghghh

youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU

Not a chance, this is where I live

Just got back from work lads, anything of note happen while I was gone?

I dabbed

>jerusalem
>uploaded by a Yank

jesus christ they're fucking obsessed with us

i heard some lad dabbed

someone did a mad dab

I bummed a fag

How strange it is to be anything at all

bit gay

why does the aiport refuse to call the police?
youtube.com/channel/UCxPSycQW8axkDpJ_NYJViyA/live

>awake 4 hours
>eaten 9,200 kJ

trump here. ama.

they will soon, ppd has a history if not tolerating protesters.

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hmm

chipping norton is fucking beautiful

take a look on google earth, foreigners

fuck off /brit/ i hate you all :@

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Marriage?

>Spend 2,000 a month on Landlord Schlomo's studio closet rent
>Spend $6000 on a shitty piece of mass produced carbon at Moische's JEWelers for your dried up bitch who hit the wall
>Spend 25,000 on the wedding so everyone makes your wife feel like a princess
>Spend another $3,400 on a honeymoon to some tourist trap
>Try to buy a small townhouse from Shekelstein for the low low price of $400,000 while paying for everything else
>After the kissing and roses every day period ends you notice she doesn't give blowjobs or kinky shit anymore
>Says that's "behind" her after fucking multiple Chads in her teens like a porn fantasy come true
>She claims to "have a headache" whenever you want sex
>Shoots out a brat or two of dubious paternity
>Cooking and cleaning slows down
>Bitching and nagging speeds up
>She compares you to other men
>Gets bored and wants to fuck around
>Divorces you
>Makes you look evil in front of the kids
>Takes your money and "children"
>Ungrateful for EVERYTHING you ever did for her
>You move into a cuckshed apartment while she lives large in your home with her new tattooed ex-con "boyfriend" named Reggie, Bruce, or Jaquan
>Suddenly she LOVES nasty perverted sex again

Gee

Lol why are you in Britain?

genuinely baffled by the popularity of dabbing

>please don't post it

>michaelangelo himself carved that jeb end and japs eye

Truly inspirational

>playing chess

having a look at the happy normies on facebook
sometimes i think i envy them but then i realise i'dm too socially stunted to interact with them anyway

what are your thoughts on income inequality?

JUST

>the faggot emoticon

Shut up nerd

Literally what happened to my dad

He just went full on sex pest and fucked about 100 prostitutes, slags and married women.

Now he's 55 and probably riddled with STIs, but I reckon he made the right choice in the end.

Golden shower time at Lulu's

Genuinely don't envy normies tb h

>tfw 5'4 and built like a chicken tikka yorkshire pudding

>faggot
FOFFFFFY

This has gone too far

how many mums are in your country

>hmmmmmm

why mate just pulling your leg haha x

>he's never shit in a forest

Making poop atm lads

i'm shit wherever i am

20-30
It just doesn't make sense anymore

Shut up HIV boy

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@who are you quoting

Does anyone else audibly groan when they scroll down the page and see a Leaf's post?

might ask gf to do the sex

I'm not the gay one if that's what you think

>ask

cuck

Influenced

I don't want to go to prison

nah but i audibly groan when i slide my jumbo sausage into your mum's crusty minge

>asking a girl for sex
>not just seducing her and having your way with her

toilet bog fart

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I need to become a druglord

going for an imported golden v rollie

roken is dodelijk

Sounds hot. Tell me more.

What did he tell them?

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nth for Victorian Ethics

I want to suck everyone on /brit/'s willy and make them happy and give them a good time because they all deserve it

if she decides she was influenced, I raped her

this is why you're a virgin bro

ohh yes well done, you're from iceland! aren't you so special?

Those cunts must be fucking boiling

*jumps to the front of the queue*

does anyone ever stop and think, we're literally just fucking wild apes in suits?

frightening shit

Yeah I guess so, there are only about a thousand of us in the world

would you promise not to touch me in any other way? just suck me willy and then go away

>this is why you're a virgin bro

i can guarantee that i have shagged more girls than you m8

WTF is iceland?