Stop listening to techno and house

Stop listening to techno and house.

BIG

Stop putting disinfectant in the lager and air freshener in the mayo.

BEATS

I always thought his name was Super Hands. All up until the last or penultimate season of the show.

HIGH

Stop looking at my post number

I'm a man with a van
You should get a van too
Then we'll be men with ven

People like Coldplay and voted for nazis, you can't trust people

hahaha really? that's pretty hilarious
never crossed your mind that it could be Hans when they talked about him being part German or whatever?

Yeah, me too for a while. I thought Brits would say "Hans" with a soft 'a'.

didn't someone try to get him sectioned?

I'm always going on about the twins

This crack is really moreish

relax Jeremy, this isn't blue peter, I'm just having a relaxing smoke of crack

see the longer the note, the more dread

THIS IS BOLLOCKS MARK

is the bottom half of me on fire?

People who say this shit have the plebbiest taste in electronic music.

>never watched the Peep Show

loooooooooooool

still one of the best bands ever!

tbf most brits drop the d on "hands" (but not hand, obviously)