Rate my American dinner

Rate my American dinner

need some mayo on that. where is your 2 liter bottle of coke?

>No burger
>American
Bye-bye, Paco

where's the gun?

where are the rest of the courses?

where is the kevlar

Midwest/10 not bad

6/10

That's actually pretty decent provided you're otherwise eating vegetables

great sauce 10/10 would recommend

>sauerkraut
>not a vegetable

looks fairly tasty desu

disgusting filth

don't know what that on the right is (cabbage?)

the rest is good

Sauerkraut

sauerkraut is so fucking good

>no green vegetables
>hotdog/sausage high in saturated fat
>carb slab covered in butter
No wonder the Midwest is so fat.

Might as well ask here
Is it true that Americans put a lot of cheese in every food, and everything tastes like cheese as a result? I read it somewhere

>carb slab covered in butter

We can't all dine on flaxseed crackers topped with crueltly-free avocado

>muh German ancestry

Or you could just eat lean protein and vegetables you greasy fedora-wearer.

Most do. It's fucking disgusting.

sauerkraut is a vegetable

Krauts don't even eat that much kraut, it's Polish/Jewish influence

You don't have to be German to like sauerkraut.

>californian ''''''people''''''
maybe if you got your heads out of your asses youd realize its not whites who are privileged, its you

Hell fucking yes

>buger? put cheese on
>any pasta? put cheese on
>any sandwich? put cheese on
>fried egg? omelette? put cheese on
>hot dog? put cheese INSIDE

>implying
Let me guess: "it's more expensive to buy vegetables than it is to buy fast food." How's your 'fat oppression' working out?

Befitting for fat person, here we call them doggie leftovers

>lean protein

It's chicken sausage

>vegetables

Cabbage and onions are vegetables

Pickled products don't count anymore than if he also had mashed potatoes, seriously man just slice a tomato or get something simple like Russian salad.

you try shopping at whole foods with a minimum wage job
i keep in shape because i work, not because im too much of a fag to eat meat

>Pickled products don't count anymore than if he also had mashed potatoes

>or get something simple like Russian salad.

???

>chicken sausage

why is their sliced whole loaf read, chopped sausage, and sauerkraut on there....


ALL un-American.

class war now

that breads from trader joes or whole foods?

lobsters are icky to me no thank u. they ewt food off the bottom.

>there is a man sitting alone at a restaurant eating lobster with a beer by himself while shitposting on Sup Forums RIGHT NOW
>his waitress is the only human being he's talked to all week

Is Russian salad pickled?

rate my american dinner

Fatal lack of green vegetables

is enjoying food on your own somehow wrong?

The entire Russian Federation is pickled

When was the last time you had ANY salad?

jej

The russian salad is my favorite with pic related but we mostly eat russian salad here on christmas and new year

i'd give a 9/11

Unironically my favorite is what we call Argentine salad (lettuce, tomato, onions) Chilean ensalada roja is also pretty good.

I did not know we had a salad

>you need to shop at Whole Foods to eat healthy
wew lad keep the excuses coming you obese sack of shit

Rate my breakfast.

Freedom/10

>le dietary/saturated fat is bad meme

I thought you coasties were supposed to be enlightened by science and we were supposed to be stuck in the past?

you what. fermented veggies are way better for you than potatoes

>from Florida of all states
the irony

It's called that here. We even have a sandwich (torta) named after a couple of dozen nations, yours would be one with milanesa.

yes

whats the stuff next to weiner and onions?

6/10 would try

>no vodka
>no cigarette
>no sunflower seeds
0/10