Olympic /choke/ General

So...Which sports have your country been coming in?

And what country is the best at choking?

choking* not coming

China, Australia, and the Dutch.

Denmark have been sort of choking in swimming and badminton

...and is proberly gonna choke in handball soon

USA is good at everything
Except the sprints, legendary Jamaicans led by Bolt pretty much have that part locked. Even the Jamaican womens sprinters

China's been choking pretty hard.

I hope they continue. Its our only chance at second.

bolt and the Jamaicans will end up giving those medals back when there are better tests
screencap this

i think there are 5 or 6 mexicans in 4th place in several sports, tae kown do was a mexican festival of choking

>first ever final
>choke

Do you know what choking means?

After the Dutch hilariously choked away a hockey gold today I don't think there is any competition left for that title.

Nope
Even if they were to have some big scandal they can't take back the good feels Bolt's Jamaica sprinting powerhouse era gave us

women's rugby 7s team losing in the final.
men's team getting bowled out of medal contention altogether lol.

So far our whole rowing team, save for one, is a complete failure

Our fencers, again, save for one, choked HARD when they could've easily won golds

Swimming wasn't too bad, but if not for Katinka, we'd have 0 gold there

And yesterday our women's water polo team managed to throw away a 2 goal lead at the last 10 sec, and robbed themselves from getting their first ever medal.
I won't even comment on our men's water polo

All the other sports we're supposedly good at, we didn't even come anywhere close to medals

fuck this olympics

This.

Aussie swimming in general.
And the apeball

Those cunts throw away victory like it's poisonous.

Also, some fencer cuck or whatever got memed on by an Italian guy like it was nothing for him.

>HURR DURR HIGHER RANKED
>Gets smacked aside

And both our indoor volleyball teams choked badly. Like take it seriously or fuck off. You could have advanced to the final round.

Fail mario

Great Britain

they have like 40 4th place finishes

RIP Dutchfags

>555 athletes
>105 medals
absolute choke-a-thon

The Dutch win a choking, no contest

Nice bait m8

Womyn's pentathlon and men's basketball

womens soccer

Men's and women's hockey, road race (Dumoulin), entire equestrian squad, Schippers, judo, etc.

Not really a contest.

Though I'm happy that at least we place well in the qt olympics.

All our underdogs won gold
All out favourites choked

Still a good Olympics tho. Could've been the best ever.

Australia, by far.

Brazil has been pretty disappointing too. I don't think they will get a Top 10 finish.

javelin, polevault, deathmarch, discus, shotput, swimming, fieldhockey men, 4x100 women, rowers (kinda)

biggest chokers this olympics is china and straya

I'm so fucking upset at are lad losing in the Taekwondo final with LITERALLY ONE SECOND on the clock

he was winning second to go for gold
and lost

i don't even

also
>great brit4in

>Losing to our GOAT team

Can't be considered as choking mate

Our biggest choke by far was one of our mens fencing team going to the final against russia and leading by 10 points (something like 32-22 or something) to end up losing.
Manaudou choked a little in the 50M also since he made a much better time in the semis and end up losing of 0.1s at the end to a 35y/o former alcoholic and drug addict who stopped swimming for 8 fucking years.

also the men's hockey team conceding 3 goals in the last 4 minutes to germany

Lost track of how many silvers Malaysia's been getting.

how the fuck did dumoulin choke? he had a broken wrist and cancellara won first. Dumoulin still got silver beating skeleton froome

Most of our fourth places weren't even favourites for the medals.

Fucking this. It's a disaster.

Let's see:
Archery( He choked the half final and the bronze match)
Male beach volleybal( Brazil choked hard, but we could have won if we also didn't choke)
Horses: 0.2
female hockey: Biggest choke, 1000 missed penalty corners, giving away easy goals. Well done slags
male hockey: we beat australia now just belgium and then the finals. wait we are losing against belgium oh noo
bmx females: Lol i'm a favorite oops i fell of my bike, i could honestly make a dutch falling of their bike list.
Judo: Yeah they done a great job last tournament blabla, wait i lost what happened.
Relay: Schippers runs away to fast, but we should have protested like usa. dumb coaches.
Volleyball: Had a good run but choked away leads against china.
Handball: Stop hitting the post

fencing.
we also lost a sure gold in cycling of the 2 we could have had, so I guess that counts too

Yeah, Fiamingo was too hot-headed in the end.. obviously I don't mind it personally, but I can imagine how shitty it must've been for you.

any mention without the dutch has to be wrong
not sure if it makes the chokes worse or better since a couple days ago i accepted the choke life

China of course, hopefully it stays that way

Australia chokes at getting choking gold

the men team too

Slovenia history in all sports

1540 1/8 finals
>461 wins
452 1/4 finals
>88 wins
211 1/2 finals
>62 wins
89 finals
>22 wins

Who's the choke master now the rest of the world?

men's 7s
women's soccer
men's and women's hockey
men's and women's basketball
men's and women's water polo
swimming
most rowing/paddling
most sailing
most shooting
all bikes
horses
golf
deathmarch

Talking of potential chokes

What happened about the GB men's 4x400 relay

They had a mysterious DQ last night but what was it for? (other than getting brazil into a final)

>JUST

>7/3/4

more than my shit country could ever hope for

I usually find one follows the other for me desu

>an American complaining about doping

Is this b8 m8?

We're fucking choke-general the country now, fucking one bronze medal with our track record in olympics is a goddamned disgrace.

it's not choking if there's no expectation

Our men's hammer thrower was the prohibitive favourite (the bookies were paying something like 1,09 for his gold).

He didn't even make the final

>consistently get medals in swimming since Atlanta 1996 despite barely any investment
>put millions of tax payer's money into the swimming team for Rio 2016
>zero (0) medals

At least it's easy to bet, with pretty good odds, because we're supposed to be good at these sports.

India. They were close to getting 170 gold medals

>dutch falling of their bike
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY
The only dutchfags allowed to fall of their bikes are drunks and ONLY when falling into a canal

it looked like a nasty fucking fall, like she could suffer some serous spine injury

>Rowing
>Shooting
>Golf
>Swimming
>1500m running
>MEGACHOKE handball
>only bronze medals
w-when's the next winter olympics guys?