/grimes/

Discuss the artist of this decade, Claire Elise Boucher. Remember: be nice to Grimes and to each other!

>Interviewer: What young artists do you feel an affinity with? I heard you're a Kendrick fan.
>Joanna Newsom: I loved the latest Bjork album, I'm excited about the idea of Grimes. I haven't wrapped my head around the record. I find her so compelling and so unlike anybody else and so incredibly talented, skilled, and fun. I love her. I met her in LA a few months ago, she told me something along the lines of, "I grew up listening to your music". I will say, it made me feel really old for about five minutes, then it made me feel really happy. I was like well, I guess I'm old now, but that's okay because this awesome and amazing young musician likes my music and said that it was special to her when she was younger, so that's great.
i-d.vice.com/en_au/article/life-after-whimsy-joanna-newsom-is-no-ethereal-creature

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instagram.com/trashique2/
twitter.com/Grimezsz/status/822504548325466114
instagram.com/actuallyjames/
youtube.com/watch?v=wLuYdCcdJME
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youtube.com/watch?v=1V0gxdQ-Ep8
youtube.com/watch?v=Khv490gGOCc
vmagazine.com/article/v104-grimes-interview/
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KavorkaMan
standard.co.uk/lifestyle/esmagazine/grimes-i-always-feel-weird-selling-art-a3188211.html
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Claire is a nice woman.

You can be my bride
I'd be your man
But you don't love me anymore

"Oh ag a min win dow, ah ho min hom a window"
-Grimes

You can be a better friend,
And I can be a better man.

healthyceleb.com/grimes-height-weight-body-statistics/53515

Grimes is not 5'5' She looks taller than that.
How tall she really is?

My love

YASS QUEEN

Shit photoshopped pic.

crashing this party for 3.

Best Grimes album? Vote:
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i just want to molest her face with my mouth

delet this

delete it, i posted something similiar once and got a 4 day ban

she's not cool anymore

she domesticated herself in those canadian woods.

What are you talking about? Grimes is still cool.

she doesn't shitpost on twitter anymore
she doesn't riot anymore
she barely ever releases new music
she takes forever to edit her music videos because she's too busy procrastinating
she made james stop shitposting on the internet
she doesnt do drugs because shes now a role model or some dumb shit like that
she still lives in la aka uncoolsville

face it, she's really uncool

that's a spooky grimes

>not being nice to Grimes

>she doesn't shitpost on twitter anymore
instagram.com/trashique2/

>she doesn't riot anymore
twitter.com/Grimezsz/status/822504548325466114

>she barely ever releases new music
Talk to her label.

>she takes forever to edit her music videos because she's too busy procrastinating
user, she's released more than 5 separate music videos just during the past three months.

>she made james stop shitposting on the internet
instagram.com/actuallyjames/

>she doesnt do drugs because shes now a role model or some dumb shit like that
Not doing drugs and still being cool is beyond cool desu.

>she still lives in la aka uncoolsville
...so?

>face it, she's really uncool
Face it, you're nothing but a faceless NEET on the internet.

lol if u think trashique is even close to the level of cool as her twitter used to be

People change. Do you really expect her to be the same as she was in 2010-2012? She's still cool despite being more tame than before. She learned a thing or two about PR from her mgmt company, Roc Nation.

i believe in her
i bought all her cd's n stuff

im not gonna get my merch am i? something went wrong and i can't contact them.

Grimeseh

Subtlety in shitposting is its own artform desu.

Sad news beta male orbiters, it appears your dumpster waifu has fallen for the BBC meme

>not knowing how old the photo you're posting is

is he talking? his mouth is open but it doesn't seem like he's talking, just hungry.

fuck off

bump

Grimes!

>Hey, that's the very first pic of Grimes I've seen where I actually thought she was attractive!
>Aaaaaaaand nevermind.

Fwiw that second pic is photoshopped.

5'5". She constantly wears shoes that make her look taller than she actually is.

>Aaaaaaaand nevermind.
That user fooled you with that 'shopped pic. Here's the real one; she's still pretty.

invest in some glasses because that bitch looks fucked up

Look who's talking. You need new glasses, she's looking great.

I have many unorthodox theories on the nature and origin of Grimes but I still can enjoy her songs.

>I have many unorthodox theories on the nature and origin of Grimes
Post the most important ones. How unorthodox they could be?

she fucked a model's asshole and got bleach on her t-shirt.

but like not physically, in her soul. that's a metaphor for her soul.

She's very attractive in some pictures, and very unattractive in others. Like very ugly, even.
Music's pretty meh, although you can almost actually call it "unique".

>almost actually
Lol I love how positively indecisive you are about your own opinion.

he's insecure that anonymous assholes will call him dumb for liking music that isn't composed solely from a technical standpoint.

this is the worst series of replies i've ever seen, fuck both of you guys

hi james, when are you releasing new music? its been a while...

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stop making these threads please

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>grimes

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stop making these posts please

I believe Grimes is the result of a mandrake root that was transplanted into the womb of an institutionalized woman by a mad scientist. There, it grew into the humanoid being born as Claire Boucher.

nah she's just a nerd who was improperly raised

Her music sucks, better?

Nope. Still sounds like a fake opinion penned by an attention-starved troll for the express purpose of drawing combative attention to his/herself. Keep trying. Sincerity will come to you eventually - if only by accident.

Hold your horses. Of course she's more attractive in some pictures but she's never "ugly"- personally i think she's beautiful in all of them. And come on, her musics gotta be some of the most unique stuff out there, why do you think people have such a hard time comparing her? She's by all definitions UNIQUE & her music is dope as shit, so get over it.

lamo

How the fuck did this get past my filters?

V E N U S
F L Y
W H E N?

Sup Forums knows what's good for you

i hope our grimey is sleeping well

Hey hey, you wanna play
'Cos baby I can go and go
And every other day you're running off with so and so
Well, baby I would throw you if I didn't know you but I'm paying for it

Well said.

Do you think Claire likes Angels and Ariwaves? I know she's listened to Blink. It's pretty teen but lately i've been having this craving for it.

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ya

They're pretty cool guys.Tom Delonge is apparently super into aliens and constantly tries to get papers released about it & their music is so uplifting with lyrics that are pretty powerful, underrated band imo. I don't understand people who'll scratch music if it sounds good to them, just because it gained some sort of stigma in their mind.

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Man, Springsteen is a dank memer:

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youtube.com/watch?v=nkoAd07UX90&t=84s

this sounds like a grimes instrumental

hmmm....

Sorrowful dread of life, i know that feeling.

dont we all
youtube.com/watch?v=1V0gxdQ-Ep8

grimes confirmed as the new Coil.

When are you waifufags gonna die?

when u do
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such a lovely girl...

This
Use better filters
Soon
Of course
You first

>Grimes' music is almost like the sonic equivalent of a Rorschach test for musical taste. Whether/to what extent a particular person finds it appealing says more about the nature of that person than anything else.

Good post desu

How many boyfriends do you think she has had?

Maybe 5 or 6 (the known ones are Devon, Pictureplane and James).

And do you think that she has had sex with all of them?

sadly yes

havnt been in these threads for a few months, whats the latest grimes news?

Maybe not with all of them. She's a girl not a robot.

These are just speculations, she knows better.

how do you know? What if she's still a virgin? I mean, just look at her, she's a beauty.

1. Venus Fly video coming soon
2. She's working on a new album
>As she closes the door on this album, Boucher has a calmer project in mind for the next: “I’m really vibing on making something really slow and gorgeous that just breathes, and has room to breathe. I feel like my work has always been fast paced, kinetic, and almost just manic and I feel like for me the hardest thing I can do is make something that’s slow and heavy. I’m so ADD in my work; I really want to push myself into something that would be slower and more reflective.”
vmagazine.com/article/v104-grimes-interview/

bumperino

Not really a fan of this being a topic of conversation here, but I will say this: Based on both her own comments relating to such things and what little is publicly known about her private life, Claire Boucher is a prime example of what is known to some as a Kavorka Woman (see tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KavorkaMan ) Which is to say that the answer to your question is probably: more than she ever really wanted.

>Claire Boucher is a prime example of what is known to some as a Kavorka Woman (see tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KavorkaMan )

>The polar opposite of the Casanova Wannabe and the Handsome Lech, this character has a long list of conquests and can bend any woman to his will — even though there's absolutely nothing attractive about him. In fact, he's a sleaze and/or looks like a baboon and/or treats women like garbage. Sensible, self-respecting women may scoff, but if so, he'll pull a clever come-on line on them or practice his patented stare on them and they'll be suckered in just enough to be proven wrong.

Are you kidding me? There's nothing attractive about Claire? She's actually pretty and beautiful in her own way. As great as her music is, it wouldn't be enough to cause such obsession. She, as a person, is attractive too.

A) You've quoted the definition for Kavorka MAN - I said Kavorka WOMAN for a reason.
B) Jump to the end of the trope definition:
>Justified Trope per Victoria Zdrok, stating in her book Dr. Z on Scoring that "equity theory" is at work with Kavorka Man, compensating for his obvious deficiencies with intangible qualities due to women being more cerebral than they're given credit for.

>Her image frowns in the centre of my screen as she struggles for the right words. ‘It’s just... my self-identity is so strongly based on my abilities as an artist and as a producer and an engineer, I’m allergic to the idea of ever being evaluated on my physical appearance. When people are like: “Marry me, Grimes” — I’m like, AGHHHGH. Like I can’t… it’s every day. Marry me, marry me. It’s so weird.’
standard.co.uk/lifestyle/esmagazine/grimes-i-always-feel-weird-selling-art-a3188211.html

Hence why I say she is a Kavorka Woman. And I'm not disparaging the way she looks either (because she is actually quite capable of being conventionally pretty when she wants to be.) It's just that her physical appearance is very clearly not the most attractive thing about her - which is really what the whole Kavorka Man/Woman trope is about.

her HIV has grown into AIDS

OK. She's not conventionally pretty but I like the way she looks 90% of times (the exception are those ugly haircuts).

>It's just that her physical appearance is very clearly not the most attractive thing about her
That's right. Her talent expressed in her unique music is the main thing regarding her attractiveness.

sex is good and cool and grimes likes cool stuff