Tom Brady Edition
/cum/
tigers for 2017 ws champs
the gf
Baseball
awoovement!
>not watching your team's opening game
>not watching the playoffs
DELETE THIS
i...*wheeze*...like...*farts loudly*....base...*shits in colostomy bag*...ball
Never thought I would see the day a lawn raked itself
ajajajajajaj mayate
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
BASEBALL
I might walk down to a teahouse tomorrow but I feel like I'll be wasting my time and money.
eyo, Im from brooklyn
I had my wallet stolen again last night
Good thing I had three more in my pants pockets, otherwise I never woulda made it back home with one to spare
>Illinois
>ever going red
Not since 1984, bud. We even voted for Ducuckis.
>but I feel like I'll be wasting my time and money.
why, do you not like tea?
>be in downtown brooklyn
>have to go piss
>go to the burger king near metrotech
>bk employee banging on the bathroom door
>'sir you've got to get out'
>go in, confused
>theres a junky with a needle sticking out his arm and drool coming out his mouth standing in front of the urinal
>mfw
>gtfo, get the bk employee, ask him to deal with this shit
>he goes in, bangs on the stall, and doesnt do anything about the junky
>door to stall opens, i see a obese puerto rican man with his pants around his ankle and his dick out
>theres a smaller hispanic twink on his knees that gets up and wipes his mouth
>goes to the mirror, looks in it, adjusts his hair, looks and me says
>'you got fiddy cents?'
>mfw
>ask the twink
>'is he your friend?'
>the twink then starts speaking to the junky in spanish and carts him out of the bathroom with the bk employee, and fat puerto rican guy leaves too
>pee
>leave bathroom
>the junky is just standing there with the needle still sticking out of him and people are staring at him while eating their whoppers
>mfw
>i then proceed to take a chair and push his body into so that at least he can over dose and die in relative comfort
I saw a lady in the subway wearing Orioles sneakers a few days ago.
>orioles
>fans
Here you go, no need to ask
>sports fans
absolute degeneracy
thanks but no thanks
Id rather have water straight from the source rather than that biohazard you call the east river
>Mosque in Montreal just got shot up
>5 people dead
Fuck sakes. As if SJWs need to suck Muslim's dicks even more
I'm placing a bet it was Muslim converts though
How do you know these words, btw
Los orioles son una mierda.
>team is the titans
think im gonna pass on that one. Could have been interesting if mariota didnt break his leg.
Falcons are the second closest team and i only watched the second half of their semi-finals when i looked at my phone and saw it was a close game
>local team was AAA in the 70's
>is now A short
HAHA yea man!
Which sub-Saharan cotton picker won the dribbleball championship?
American pastime?
Fuck that shit
lets watch a bunch of thugs with rapsheets longer than their shorts slap a ball on the ground and rub their dicks on eachother, nawmsayin?
>Montreal
fuck I mean Quebec City. Whatever
As if you would ever understand fine dining like a true new yokah like me
go to bed, Horace
>Giants
>Entire team is lanklets as a result
>Suck shit regardless
lmaoing @ u
>>sports fans
>absolute degeneracy
I enjoy a fine pot of tea. I'm thinking about growing and drying my own herbs to brew. It is that I will be wasting time and money spent alone in public in same manner I would at apartment. I need to get outside though.
>he can't grow a full beard
Reminder to support Trump
I knew youd miss the joke completely
espn.com
>not having a AAA team
sad!.
>gaydy
fucking dropped
>NYC has rent control
>Chicago has TIF
Why do cities try to experiment with economics?
>>sports fans
>absolute degeneracy
>local AA team moved away last year due to the city not wanting to build a new stadium after it needed to be upgraded
I'm sorry, did I excite you?
...
RIVERCATS
I have an idea for an invention that's a heater/cooler for your testicles
>tfw can grow an awesome beard but with a tiny mustache
Fuck you the O's are great
BF is from Laredo, next to Nuevo Laredo, and both his parents are from Monterrey, so he knows how to curse up a storm but beyond that he's lost
How is that a joke
The fanless game was spoops but kinda neat
The Giants are just fucking garbage and you supporting them is absolutely hilarious, THAT is a joke
I have an idea for an invention that efficiently destroys all your sperm cells through temperature
yeah it's called not being a low-test faggot with cold balls
Reminder to not normalize Trump
Can I get some 1Gs in the chat
I can't grow a mustache like Hitler's.
read as: i can grow a mean neckbeard but cant grow a real beard
>orioles fans because none attended the game. Because they couldnt
you daft fool
a cell phone?
John Cena
Are you retarded
Of course nobody could attend
Because they couldn't, it was closed
You IDIOT
Does anyone remember that guy from 4-5 years ago who would shitpost on Sup Forums about all the panties he stole?
thats the JOKE, you imbecile
lol
Hey, my Amish cosplay is on point. But that is generally why I stay clean-shaven.
sounds like EDP but EDP stole bras
I'm black
>not being able to grow a beard
>being shorter than 6 feet
"""""""""""men""""""""""
REEEEEE GET OUT NOW NIGGER
>oldest stadium west of the Mississippi
>fell out of use because a new one was built
>went to 4th of July games there every year as a kid
>watched fireworks on the field afterwards
>2015
>three kids burn it down
>kids of the only blacks in town
Who tf up
I don't think there are any black people in here.
Actually gonna jerk off and go to bed now
>says he'll post his cock if he gets 15 you's
>gets 15 you's
>chickens out
not much room to talk there, family
>11:08PM
>RNH
pick one
Why are so many people going into actual hysterics over the presidency? It's getting embarrassing.
>10pm
>thinking of going to bed and reading
Going to go to bed now, see you tomorrow!
i did upload my penis lmao.
maybe someone saved it.
YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED
YOUR ENTIRE STATE IS RETARDED, AND SO ARE THE GIANTS
HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID GAYCER
YOU'RE THE REASON CALIFORNIA HAS AN AVERAGE IQ OF FUCKING 90
ITS YOU, ITS ALL YOU BITCH, YOU FUCKING DISGRACE
>9pm
>thinking of going to be so I don't have to work on my compiler homework
t.
>mfw California would have an average IQ higher than Massachusetts if it weren't for that guy
pizza guy was 5 minutes late
can't believe i gave him a $5 tip, feel cucked right now
he was a manlet too LMAO
rate me guy doesnt use reddit flags m8.
we are different.
Redpill me on the happening today, /cum/.
what're you reading
amazon.ca
procrastinating is bad user
Trump: Art of the Deal
>he goes to bed before 3am
can't laugh though because my NEET life ends in a week
Court is trying to fight Trumps travel ban.
Iran has banned Americans from traveling there, kek.
Mr. Selfie says Canada Welcomes refugees. Soon after there was a shooting at a mosque and details are sketchy of who done it. Witness claimed they shouted Allah Akbar. 5 dead.
Best to just wait until news actually releases a real statement.
HAHAHA, I have a paper due tomorrow and I haven't even started it
LOL What is up /cum/
bigots out
same
Stop procrastinating *posts image of Varg*
too late to start tonight'll worry about it tomorrow
#resistburgerban
aight
go shoot up another mosque muhammed al-pierre
I don't particularly like Trump as a President, but it's interesting to see how his mind works, especially in Business.
What do you guys wanna talk about?
baseball
...
>bad things happen
>tfw immediately hope it's a certain side that did it so it doesn't hurt my side
i don't want to be like this guys
why can't we all just get along
cocks
love
cocks it is
what's your favorite type of cock?
what do you think of my pierogies?
Mine is okay.