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EBIN DOOM ETIDION :-D

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first for kreator's comeback

SATAN IS REAL
SATAN IS REAL
SATAN IS REAL
SATAN IS REAL

are finns being ironic when they make this shit or are they just so retarded from drinking too much that they actually think it's funny?

second for socialism

ebin :DDD

sixth for INSANE MEGA SPEED THRASH

as a finn I can confirm it's 100% serious

he has an album called social disservices retard

what said you, jonne?!

i hate that song and i feel like it isnt going to have a real place in the album

ARE YOU READY TO BE ABUSED BY THE GREAT KAT!!!!!

>Literally screams "Capitalism Enslaves" and talks about it negatively in Flag Burner, Torch Bearer
>Not socialist/communist

Lel, look guys, a pleb

>27% of your debut LP is a single cover song

> literally DUDE SATAN LMAO of the worst kind.
It better have some damn good riffs.

Binland reprisent :DDDDDD
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Thoughts?
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joke's on you I made this edit and I'm French

>METAPHYSICAL SATANISM LMAO NIGGA

Can somebody tell me what's going on on this cover? I love Incantation but this cover doesn't make any sense.

As you used to put on your Spiderman pajamas
So do you now drape yourself in the words of Bataille and Lautréamont

>being critical of capitalism automatically makes you a socialist/communist

G O O D G O Y

by my count it only has one real "riff" and it's pretty lame, plus some guitar melodies that bring Bullet For My Valentine to mind
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it's just surrealism bro

are there any good artists that approach classic virtuosos like King Diamond or any old doom metal bands, this post screamo era is embarassing

sure, it's just brorealism

its the worst song they've released off the album, but the other ones have been pretty enjoyable thus far
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but, he literally calls himself a socialist and the entire Kentucky album is about the socialist coal miner unions in Kentucky. Nice try trying to talk shit when you know shit all about the band and lyrics. I guess you can't listen to him anymore now can you Sup Forums boy.

>total hag

>the subtle voice whispering
>the satin temptation of the wind
>while our civilization lies in ruin
>we answer the call of the wilderness

>the ominous skies resembling
>blood soaked battle fields
>in the shelter of the forest
>a reprieve from our ordeal

>the laughter of the wind
>the weeping of the rain
>THE THUNDER GOD'S HAMMER COMING >DOWN
>as we return to the wild again

>...the interegnum has ended...

>where will we go in this strange land we >should have called home?
>the elusive ghosts of the native ancestral >spirit no longer vacant from its throne
>we must learn to live with out comfort, to be >fed we must learn to grow.

last i heard he called himself an anarchist, he just holds the same beliefs as varg basically

Shit you're not lying, this is really similar to the song 10 years ago by BFMV, I used to be big on them as a teen.

yeah, national socialist

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This is interesting cover art, tell me more about this band user.

they're shitty nu-proge, nothing to see here

they're the most talented modern prog metal band

Best modern prog metal band after Leprous

Kys

I won't tell you again, friend, Haken is slightly better than leprous

if you disagree again, I'm going to have to give you a stern talking to

Lmao I just listened to them. What a bunch of wanky nu-djent shit.

it's true though, really getting sick of all these slightly prog alt-rock bands that all sound the same getting hyped

>I just listened to them
>after 3 minutes
Sure you did

What is youtube?

Varg a shit

>haken
>nu-djent

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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come back in 20 minutes

>Ed Sheeran bought a 7 string and some midi orchestra plugins.

Yeah it's fucking boring wanky proge with boy band vocals what is so great.

lmao
+1

>boy band vocals
Lel you're full of shit

real talk though, you probably listened to The Endless Knot and it is a bit nu-djent but I think it's good enough in it's own merit

yeah i'll just actually listen to king crimson instead of some band ripping them off and injecting alt-rock into it

king crimson is butt-rock infused dad-djent

cmon you didn't even try with that b8

neither did you m80

LMAO THEY EVEN LOOK LIKE THE STEREOTYPICAL NU-MALES

>inb4 spoticuck

wasn't baiting, you should probably go back to r/progmetal btw, you're just embarrassing yourself now

>inb4ing your own post
snippity dippity

>spoticuck


>bands I dont like are reddit

epic

Name one good mexican metal band

>u kant

The Chasm
Embalmed
(both originally from mexico)

>vargs beard is suddenly trimmed after a flash of white light

how did he do that?

>yfw when listeining to illegal $lamz

actual photograph of my face when listening to illegal $l@mz

>tfw two intel of gent four black metal

>tfw listening tp glams

unironically Brujeria

what is there to add

You've been visited by the masters of Metalcore, your next night will be smooth and delicate

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>Sup Forums is 18 and up

reported

What else besides Metallica and Slayer can we add to the entry-level?

Cannibal Corpse and Slipknot

manowar, judas priest, black sabbath

Iron Maiden maybe?

nu-males don't listen to judas priest and they hate manowar
forgot about black sabbath though

SOAD

s a v e d

magic apple

preacher what do you think of the great kat?

You've been visited by the titans of Death Metal, you'll remain a fat virgin neckbeard all your life unless you listen to their entire discography 666 times

>great kat
that an ancient egyptian god or something?

Jesus Christ Fuck off

She's the guitar goddess of shred and ebin lyrics, yes
check out her lyrics
darklyrics.com/lyrics/thegreatkat/beethovenonspeed.html#2

a little insight into her genius:
themetalpit.net/thegreatkat/

Made In Japan is just outright a fucking Ministry songl, all you have to do is add something about the N.W.O. and/or Bush

>Those teeth

hnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg

maiden

It started out ironically a long long time ago to mock newfags who misused memes but nowadays I'm not sure. It's probably post-ironic nowadays. Trust me, I'm a Finn.

>triggered nu-male
my job is done

she wrote it long before Ministryhopped on the political bandwagon

would you tie her to a chair and forcibly brush her teeth?

>I you're abusable, I'LL FIND YOU!!!
>Rip off your shirt
>Seduce you MASSIVELY

What's it like being MASSIVELY seduced by Kat?

-Electric Wizard
+Harakiri For the Sky

Otherwise, you nailed it. Have a rare Neige.

B-but Litourgiya, Exercises in Futility, Filosofem, Bergtatt and Amplifier Worship are all legitimately good albums that I enjoy.

I would let her tie me to a chair and yell at me about my hygiene while using here hair to bathe me in a soap made of my own semen.

>make overly wanky buttmetal
>people call you a genius just because you're an attractive girl
Switch the genders and literally no one would give two damns about her music minus progfags who care more about form than feeling.

are you jealous of her genius?

>Switch the genders and literally no one would give two damns

jealous of her benis
:DDD

AWAKEN I HAVE BECOME

nu-male or not Isis' first three albums are god tier and always will be

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

Profanatica is ______?

Yngwie at least can write a decent riff. All "The Great Kat" can do is throw in some third-rate thrash riff between Brain Drill-esque wank
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