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Great Britain Edition

nice

Not happy desu.

HANDS UP DONT SHOOT

>Women's 5000m
>It's another Kenyan and Ethiopian collusion event

Bunch of dumb niggers desu. Good riddance.

>China paying off Olympic officials
Will they stop at anything to regain 2nd place?

Requesting martin rooney with the JUST hair

>Turkey
>Black

>We have been told it is a rule where you cannot start running outside of the zone. Martyn Rooney had one foot outside of the line. Whether the judges had decided he had started running because of that, it would be incredibly harsh.

Cheering for womanlet asian.

how do we appeal this shit?

give me twitter handles to @

So is this like a mini death race?

yes raging in twitter will do it

>going out in front from the start

rip japan

The front half of this race looks like an attempted robbery in slow motion.

It will be appealed by the athletes and their coaching team, they just looked at it on the beeb and there wasn't an actual infringement for the reason they stated.

when you get more than 1 (ONE) medal you will realise there are things to rage about when it comes to being the best

>1 medal
>ONE BRONZE MEDAL
Stop being jealous shit Sweden

>running race
>not allowed to start running
You cant make it up

hahahaha r.i.p japan

please, we have plenty already

will it be appealed in time for us to actually participate in the final? man im so fucking worried

>WE WUZ SPORTSMEN N SHEEIT

>this one time, we won a gold medal

>1
>bronze
>medal

RUN UEHARA RUN!

Reminder that we have more golds than germany and france combined

we might still win a medal from javelin throw, and still ALL TIME we are the best

Why are brits bad at any sport that doesn't involve sitting down

>Kenyans and Ethiopians are miles ahead of everyone else

Whats the point of this event? To see who is the niggest?

the ethiopian who smashed the 10k WR, a record that had stood for 23 years and was set by a confessed doper, is now leading the 5k by some distance less than halfway in hmmm intersting

get with the times finland

its all about rio right now

all memeing aside, its all love. you finns are quite interesting and I like how cold you are to each other. Your women are hot too

We dinndu nuffin.

thank you friend, I like you too

She lost Callum.

Won bronze.

>Implying you sit down in women's field hockey

Erm. A Kenyan won.

>Teferi

wut

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Pole vault is genuinely mental

If USA ends up winning the medal table instead of this we now have someone to blame desu

>Del Real with Bronze

Two more shots please

I think Decathalon would be fun to get into but how does an amateur ever train for pole vault?

Indoor.

Why is pole vaulting in the Olympic games? Is it to replicate sieging a wall in the medieval era?

start with a broomstick and try jumping over your fence

Strong core, arms and legs mixed with practice.

>MR. DANGER

>Poles were used as a practical means of passing over natural obstacles in marshy places such as provinces of Friesland in the Netherlands, along the North Sea, and the great level of the Fens across Cambridgeshire, Huntingdonshire, Lincolnshire and Norfolk. Artificial draining of these marshes created a network of open drains or canals intersecting each other. To cross these without getting wet, while avoiding tedious roundabout journeys over bridges, a stack of jumping poles was kept at every house and used for vaulting over the canals. Venetian gondoliers have traditionally used punting poles for moving to the shore from their boat.

when is semenya on

lmfao

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It's a field event high school students do it even in Burgerland. Why is horse back riding an Olympic sport?

>The Ethiopians are still running around the track

Yeesh.

Diego please

So was everybody in Great Britain a beast at pole vaulting back in the day?

look at this chap

t. Alexander Doropopolopolopodopolopodoplopodpolopolopolodopolopodopolus

What a smug, flashy cunt.

I'm here to post qt NZ native birds to power OUR qt NZ chick

yelyzaveta bryzgina is so hot

Eliza under pressure now

fin guy looks like a doped bottas

> USA got Lane 1

kek.

nah he's so chubby and chill

another gold in taekwodon gold for GB in a few minutes lads

imma order some pizza, anyone want some ?

USA USA USA USA USA

holy shit she's a literal giantess

>""""""""""""""""british""""""""""""""" names

>Brazilians sabotaging us again

Stefanidi is my butterface vaultfu

>class trying pole vault for the first time in gym
>we weren't supposed to, but we had convinced the old as fuck supply teacher that we did it all the time
>I remember someone literally saying "I'm trying out for the Olympics, and I need to train for my country"
>we set it up with him, not knowing a goddamn thing
>one guy sprints with the pole, jams it into the hole, pole flexes and flings him into the bar
>the bar flies off the set up because we didn't do it right, and clocks the old supply teacher in the head
>splits his temple right open and he falls to the ground
>blood pouring out of his old head
>ambulance came
>from that day on that guy was known as the guy who killed the old man in pole vault

even when she fails she's cute

CANADA LEWD GIRLS

Who /glad this is bolts last ever olympics/ here

Cant stand that smug prick

Makes the best event boring as fuck

That ukranine Brown hair qt muh dick

Anchovies please

>5'11 and 6'0

inb4 UK dq in 4x100

PINTO
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one more try left fug

america is coming back strong

ELIZA SHOOK

God damn she's gorgeous.

Who /lisa/ here?

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It's ogre

lots of kebab for me thanks

>tfw I was the first to claim her
>tfw she's mine forever

>UK
>white

Poland NOOOOOOOOO

OH shit so many kisses to me ;_:

>tfw 197 cm tall
>tfw she would be perfect height for me
>tfw she will never notice me

haha these relay entrances are fantastc

>North America is 100% black.

Nice. Canada might get a bronze here.

>"Here comes the Bits!"
>everyone's black
Haha kill me.

Why does the BBC entertain dickheads on Twitter by mentioning the daft cunts making reckless accusations and conspiracy theories?

That looks like a tasty pigeon