/heem/: Schaub in the Shower Edition

Weigh-in
youtube.com/watch?v=OOVj1Zkj55M&feature=youtu.be
UFC 204 press conference
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UFC 202 embedded
youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9m3-_Hv6qNjEchDVGNPY_oNrTMCqsocd
The Fighter and the Kid - Episode 177: Randy Couture
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Schaub

Ill dump Nicks snapchat shall I ?

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SHOOK

no

such a cringey faggot. i fucking hate him more than any fighter

janny might delet your image

be careful

Yeah I don't know what was up with last thread.

truth

will he ever fight again?

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fuckin effort converting this shit

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ah well

When is UFC 202 in german-hours. Please help a brother out

>being so dumb you cant into time zones

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4AM lad

Is there any events tonight?

Who's your favorite black fighter?

Where I'm from people like you get slapped

Harambe is up there for sure.

Jon Jones

Jon Jones is Phillipino, just look at his tattoo

l-lodi?

Appreciate it. 4AM today? So in an hour basically?

Who?

Yes

you must be special huh

What the hell just happened

Jones is a mediocre fighter that only wins because of his physical advantages as shown by the gustaffson fight.

Wait UFC 202 starts in an hour?

Sorry for fucking bothering you. Appreciate it, lads.


Any user who can suggest a good stream?

Kill yourself.

yup

Me on the right

I already have a helium tank in the mail, why so mad?

No lad, 4AM on sunday

rumble desu, looks like harambe, talks like a white man

youll do nuttin

fooking manlets, dey neber lern

is there enough helium for two?

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MCGREGOR

lmao i hope this guy wins. i like his high energy. also i really really hate asians

Someone make his arms small ffs, I'm sitting here dying for it

CONOR IS NOT FOOKIN SHOOK

STOP SAYING HE IS SHOOK, HE FUCKING ISN'T SHOOK YOU SCARED LITTLE PUNKS

HE RUNS THIS SHOW, YEH.

AND IF YOU TEAM DIAZ, THEN FUCK YOU TOO

Reminder, that if there were no rules, Diaz would never have got up from the ground in the first fight as there are no rounds in no rules fighting. Would have had his head stomped in.

In fact, Conor could have just headbutted Nate from guard and Nate would have bled to death with that soft skin.

You think so?

Going to a viewing party tomorrow for the Mcgregor fight.

Problem is I never watch UFC, what phrases can I drop to make it look like I'm the most knowledgeable guy in the room?

The x is in y's head meme is getting pretty stale.

Will people still claim Conor got shook if he wins?

>implying goobs did anything with top control
>implying weedman wasn't setting up a submission

jewl do nutin jewl do nutin yeh

>DUDE CONOR FLINCHED!
>HE'S SHOOK!
>ALDO IS IN HIS HEAD DUDE!

That guy is a fucking legend lol

Guillotine
Double Leg
Spinning Shit
Gassed
Passed the guard
Going for the armbar
Reach advantage

For fuck's sake Federico, pay attention.

ask if anyone posts on /heem/ sure-fire way to out the casuals

You shook mate?

r/mmastreams

Just keep mentioning mewvment, and when McQuitter inevitably gasses point out that he has to spend most of his energy on being a rockstar

>Will people still claim Conor got shook if he wins?
He can win, but still have been shook. have you seen the embedded from after the press conference? nate def managed to get in his head. Whether or not it will makea difference is another matter

There's that oblique kick

> implying goobs did anything with top control

He landed a couple of good shots. He had no time to work. Also, you can't head but or stomp when there are rules, or hit the back of the head. The Diaz bros always go into that turtle position in fights, which is exploiting the no strikes to the back of the head rule. Nate was looking to grab a leg at the end of the round and the back of his head was exposed and would have been 12-6 elbows to the back of the skull in a real fight.

Would mean something if Diaz hadn't cracked and tapped McGregor in the first fight after making him flinch.

Kill or be killed, USA motherfuckers!

C'mon man, that's an obvious shoop.

Federico is a spanish name. If you want to go full White Argentinian you need to call me Pepe

Black Rose

>nate def managed to get in his head

True, Conor went full hothead backstage

Like your country's not full of "Fede"s, Facundo... or is it Giovanni?

Thanks my man. Health and prosperity to you and your family.

Fook the diaz brothers, and if youre down with the diaz brothas than fook you too

lads, i just rewatched the first fight and i can't help but feel nate rolled with most of conors shots. conor never caught nate coming in, it was always just as nate was getting out of range.

in real time, it felt like conor was landing big shots

...

It's a fucking mixture of everything because we got colonized by europeans who got colonized by everyone beforehand

There is a bit of everything in Argentina.
Also i thought UFC 202 is today and now i find out it is tomorrow, night got ruined

Glad he got heem'd

Shout "SUPERMAN PUNCH." When conor hops into his upercuts

he only got two punches in
youtube.com/watch?v=p3VN21wOq2A

...

Butterbean Vs McGregor - who wins?

fuck i forgot to time it, starts at 7:19

That'll do, that'll fucking do

May Allah guide your path, my friend.

Yell "omoplata" when they do gay jitsu

Pero boludo, los eventos siempre han sido los sábados...

Scream TEEP whenever there's a kick. Talk about "Mooey Tai"

i just saw the weigh in highlights.

>mfw conor looks shook asf
>mfw i was holding out hope that he wins by having improved cardio and a better gameplan
>mfw conor is likely to get TKOd this time around

Nates gonna take a dive and they'll main event 210

He rolls well and Conor missed a lot but there were a fair number of clean ones especially considering conor feints and pulls punches to land desired ones (eg him throwing upercuts to let him swing over with the left unguarded)

He never got a nice strike across the chin like Nate did, if Nate had power into his punch conor would have easily collapsed but he hung in for a while there

Why are you posting pictures of what nates going to look like Sunday then?

not 209?

They both flinched
Double KO incoming

you now remember ufc 200

Schaub is gay

Schaub is God

who do i bet on lads

flag unrelated

Not the main event.

Just say "so and so have a VERY UNDER-RATED x game" and replace x with ground/striking

bet on conor if you want to win
bet on diaz if you want to win
don't bet if you want to lose

The smart money is on Nate.

The canadian money is on conor.

the fans

Triggered

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