ITT: Rate all of your country's neighbors

Poland: Basically same people as us, but poorer, dumber, and infinitely more nationalistic/religious/butthurt.
Slovakia: Poor, dumb sister-fucking farmers we cut off in 1993 because they were net drain on us as we were attempting to transition to market economy
Germoney: Pay reparations for 1938
Austria: One-time rulers. Pay reparations for 1618.

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>Cambodia
Cool.
>Laos
Very cool.
>China
Fugg.

We won't pay reparations for 1648

All of them are nuke ASAP tier.

Greece is surrounded by 0/10 countries.

Ahem... Where do I start....

>Germany
Autistic, introvert and workaholic brother. Still like them a lot though.
>Belgium
Bastard edgy child, often bantered.

>Andorra
cheap tobacco and tyres

>Morocco
Their immigrants are shit tier but at least they kick the shit out of subsaharan immigrants

>France
It's like witnessing the creation of Al-Andalus 2.0

>Portugal
It's that grey thing next to Spain that we see when watching the weather forecast on tv

>Belgium
We make fun of them, but they're nice guys

>Luxembourg
Rich people, good wage for people living on the border, cheap cigarets

>Germany
Officially our best ally but I don't trust them. Cheap cigarets and free speed autobahns. Also their cities are clean, but german are autistic

>Switzerland
Rich people, good wages, they don't like us cause we take their jobs. Everything is expensive

>Italy
I like them, some french are still butthurt for 2006 tho'.

>Monaco
Rich guys, prince and casino

>Spain
Probably our least hated neighbour, most french people either like them or don't care. Seen as cool guys who do fiesta and siesta all days.

>Andorra
Cheap cigarets

Overseas
>Brazil
French people are huge brazilboos

>Suriname
No one know they exist, but they come to french guiana and do crime

>New Zealand
East Australia. Poorer, less free, love wall-jumping over here. Shitty.

>East Timor
We saved their arses from genocide and they won't forgive us for it. Shitty.

>Indonesia
Like bordering Mexico except Muslim and more attempted genocides. Probably going to fall apart in the future if how the 90s went. Shitty.

>Papua New Guinea
Cannibalism, kuru, everything went to shit when we let it go free. Kicks up a stink about the mass killings in Western New Guinea but expects whitefellas to fix that for them too. Shitty.

>Solomon Islands
Same as New Guinea.

>Fiji and New Caledonia
Nice sights, shit people. Ok.

>New Caledonia
>shit people

you will never be a caledoboy youtube.com/watch?v=FqmWnT68NvE

I am glad I will never be a confused seppo with a horse fetish.

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Speaking for (20% of) the Cambodian people:
Laos: Irrelevant but cool (they never invaded)
Thailand: Thieves, murderers, con men, shitlords
Vietnam: Assholes of the highest caliber stealing clay; soulless and greedy subhumans destroying forests and exporting shit products; millions of immigrants trying to do a Kampuchea Krom 2.0; KR enablers.

The other Cambodian are too poor or uneducated to give a shit.

>vietnam
>khmer rouge enablers

Read a book you nigger

:')

He is kinda right through, we did support Khmer Rouge in the early years.

I love all our neighbor

>Malaysia
We have really similiar culture and language, they like our brother
>Singapore
Can be bit arrogant sometimes since they really rich, but I still love them
>Papua New Guinea
Cute abo, pretty harmless, I love them
>Australia
Can be pretty tsundere sometimes, really like bantering us, but deep down we know they love us
>East Timor
Our cute little neighbor, they are still baby so we need to take care of them

>but poorer,
You're not much richer.
>dumber,
Their elites were executed.

t. Johann Stanislavsson

That's rich, coming from an underage and uneducated Colgate salesman.

It's true people don't realize it was Sihanouk who actually helped to the fuckers to get grounds, then China who provided the crazy murderous ideology.

>Germany
9/10
>Check
7/10
>Slovakia
6/10
>Bydlo
2/10
>Belarus
4/10
>Lithuauania
4/10
>Cunt
0/10
>Baltic Sea
10/10 would throw eastern slavs in it

>Polen
Thieves, they even stole our lands
A good portion of them is nationalistic tough

>Tschechien
Gib back sudeten

>Österreich
Either join us or form austro-hungary YOU CAN'T HAVE NEITHER YOU FOOL

>Schweiz
sometimes i dream we could split switzerland between france, italy and us

>Frankreich
I have morbid fantasies about torturing those ugly frogs
Gib back elsass-lohtringen

>Lützelburg
i dont care about them, its a cultural center for western europe i guess

>Belgien
Same as switzerland, split it between netherlands, france and germany

>Niederlande
Our unique brother, 17tes bundesland

>Dänemark
I dont care they took half of schleswig, i wish for them to be great again (please retake your lands in southern sweden)

Czechs are qt

>Canada
Most of them are okay but they're very elitist and pretentious.
>Mexico
I unironically like Mexicans. There are some scummy criminal elements and border hoppers but the average normie Mexican is ok.

>Canada
I make fun of them a lot, but they're our brother country

>Mexico
I think that they haven't been good for us, as far as NAFTA or anything really, but I don't hate Mexico

I don't know enough Mexicans or Canadians to evaluate them as people

>Poland invades itself

>Russia
9/10 I'm a Russoboo.
>China
3/10 often stupid, sometimes nice.
>Taiwan
9/10 very friend. thanks for just existing.
>Philippine
8/10 girls have better looks in average than ours. Also Duterte is my trend.
>Best Korea
0/10 you could be kidnapped by them as long as you were a Jap.
>Worst Korea
1/10 simply a hostile cunt.

>Norway
Rich, beautiful nature. We don't care about them, they don't seem to care about us.

>Finland
Butthurt, but people in Russia like them Very similar to us in some aspects.

>Estonia
Fascist, butthurt.

>Latvia
Very fascist, very butthurt.

>Lithuania
see Estonia

>Poland
Hate us, we dislike them as well.

>Belarus
Best ally, potatoland. Lukashenko is a living meme.

>Ukraine
KILL IT WITH FIRE

>Abkhazia
A popular vacation spot, good nature.

>Georgia
Wine, mountains, sheepfuckers. Pretty good despite conflicts between us.

>South Osetia
No idea desu.

>Kazakhstan
Second best ally, best of -stans. A good third part of it is basically Russian clay.

>China
Good ally, cheap things. But fuck you for killing rare animals for mug medicine.

>Mongolia
No idea. They are probably the most irrelevant country in the entire Asia.

>North Korea
Fuck dictators, fuck socialism, and fuck Putin for spending so much our money helping this shithole.

France: the cooler version of us, at least before it became an Emirate
Switzerland: they hate us because we take their jobs
sLOVEnia: they hate us because of Trieste but we don't care about them
Austria: probably hate us as well

Tolerable: Romania
Shit: Everyone else
Cockroach tier: Albania

which means civil war

Forgot
>Azerbaijan
I hate muslims, thank god they stopped coming here en masse. But I heard they are pretty rich and nice as far as muslim shithole goes.

And for marine borders

>Japan
Best cuntry, much anime, great manga.

>USA
86% of Russians hate them, but I'm not one of them. Interesting nature for sure, that's all I care about.

I thought Italia is more cooler,
we are more bitchy

>fascist
It seems like you are, not them

France is the only remarkable one.

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>Canada
They're good when they aren't the SJW type. Been there a lot I like Canada. Quebecers are scummy though.

>Mexico
Mad that we're finally doing something about the illegal immigration. I've been there it's ok.

>Russia
funny guys, bizarro usa

People yes, we're nicer, but as a country France is better

>Fuck dictators, fuck socialism

>says dictators and socialism are shit
>calls China good ally
...

Estonians and Latvians literally have parades praising nazi officers.
Russians know no difference between nazi and fascists, so we call them balts-fascists.

>America
literally the same people on the northern half, southern half is a bit weird

China is not a dictatorship and is only socialist on paper. Nowhere near North Korea tier.
Of course it would be better if they were a capitalist democracy, but it's their choice.

They only honor their ancestors who fought against commie invaders

it's how we run things, for example you have very rich culture and historical sites as good as France (if not better) but it's so bad organized

would love to live in Piedmonte though, it's only 3 hours drive from my home

>Indonesia
Seem pretty cool. They're muslims though. An unforunate thing.
>Malaysia
Indifferent really. They're not muslims right?
>Vietnam
Indifferent. But I like Vietnam war movies if that matters.
>Thailand
Weren't they selling wives? Do they still do that? Other than that, I don't know much.


>China
Bully in the alley. But at least they're investing stuffs. I still hate them though.
>Japan
They're pretty cool

>Russians praise their Soviet ancestors
>why are so evil Russia, you live in the past, stop praising criminals and dictators!

>Latvians and Estonians praise their Nazi ancestors
>wow, so cool, you honor your ancestors who fought for freedom!

>China is not a dictatorship
This is troll, right?

They weren't exactly pro-nazi. But in that war you had to choose a side: either germans or soviets, no third option.
And today they have soviet parades, mind you

It's a one-party system afaik. Still, they deserve to get nuked.

>Ireland
Good lads. Sorry for the whole potato famine thing. Also, you can have the north back if you want, can't say I care for it

>Brazil
Bro country, similar culture
>Ecuador
Same landscapes and climate, a bit less developed and poorer but still good lads
> Panama
Literally our shopping mall. It's still a department of Colombia
>Venezuela
Same people, same customs. Although it is a bit more violent. Top lads
> Peru
Yeah, great ancient culture but overall I have mixed feelings. I went to Lima once and didn't enjoy it too much. Too much litter on the street and quite poor, hope it's better now though

>France: meh. They sell us electricity and burn down our trucks.
>Morocco: being an islamic country it could be way way worse 2bh as they are one and probably the only functional country of northern africa.
>Portugal: who?

>They're not muslims right?
They are dummy

Lmaoing at this post

>more violent
>poorer

So they have 150 murders a day rather than 149 and making $200 a year rather than $201?

but we win : 3

Venezuela's crime rate is almost 4 times higher than Colombia's and even though Ecuador is definitely safer than this country, they make less money on average. We used to be one single country anyways, so any rivalry among us is kind of pointless and we all get along really well in real life.

Ohhhh
> Norway
The best country to move if you don't hot weather. The nature, the culture, people all is(are?) perfect. Also mountains hikings are awesome.
> Finland
To angry people. I can understand why they hate us, though. Heh.
Also it has awesome music.
> Estonia
Don't know anything. Too slow countr...
> Litva & Lithuania
Meh
> Poland
Vodka, carp baths and tons of piuoses. Still shit-tier.
> Belarussia
BUUUUL'BA
> Ukraine
War, salo, nice porn
> Georgia
Good wine and LAVASH
> Azerbaijan Kazahstan, China, Mongolia
Meh. Too shit-tier
> North Korea
Stalin with narrow eyes, nukes.

>fascist

Well yes, my dear Igor, we are very fascist.
Let me tell you about baltic traditions nowadays:


We murder russians on the second monday of every month.
Every school has a big 10x10 meter parade portrait of Adolf Hitler in the main hall.
Also all russians who live here have to have a big backwards R tattooed on their forehead so we'd know who to kill on those festive mondays.

>Spain
Nowadays we don't care that much about Spain. It's a mix of rival and friend. Our cultures are quite different taking in consideration our closeness. Also, they are way, way louder and we are not the quietest bunch.

>Morocco
People used to go there a lot for tourism. Other than that people don't really care and the morocans emigrate to Spain

All our neighbours are cute :3

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I already knew it

I thought they were into Buddha or something

Fug someone already made the ebin Nazipost under my flag before a normal one could be posted.. well.

>Denmark
Richer, happier, prouder and basically one of the best countries on earth.
There is no reason to dislike.

>Netherlands
Best Neighboor, bros.
Supreme Infrastructure, diggable beaches and the only place that comes to my mind whose modern architecture has more good looking houses then shit looking ones. Like to haggle.

>Belgium
A curious confederation of smaller countries, a mini EU so to speak which makes it not suprising that they turned out like they are now.

>France
Socialist, unruly and proud of it.
Closest of all eurocountries to its past colonial character and is one of the two last worthwhile militaries in europe judging by how enthusiastically they bombed ghaddaffis Tanks and dragged us into Mali.
Very cultured and its a pleasure to go there though, also a window into our future in terms of immigration and demography which means utterly fuckd.

>Luxenburg
Meme-neighboor no1
Can into space.

>Liechtenstein
Meme-neighboor no2.
Germans in denial.
Taxhaven.

>Swizz
Our lefties hate them for being gun toting patriots who vote for outrageous things such as banning minarets.
Means they do a lot right, probably the freest country on earth.
Their well deserved arrogance gets nullified by their funny german.

>Italy
Corrupt, messy and loud but beautiful. Extroverted and kind people.
In general the best mediterran country you can share a border with.

>Austria
Our celtic brothers.
Extension of Bavaria.

>Tcechs
From all slavs they are most similar to us. Great beer. In terms of wealth and demography they are some decades behind us which is a blessing and a curse. They have still some options open for their future.

>Poles
More distant slavs.
We wont like us truly for the next 50 years cuz history, indeed butthurt. Their diaspora are bros. No2 of competent militarys. Best mix of conservatism and individuality in all of europe. Great blackmetal&Craftsmen.

:^3

you'll stop laughing after we've started mining on asteroids
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Worst neighbour ever

Italy here

> France
Our latin bros, some people here consider them a bit arrogant, but the average french is ok. There's always some friendly banter when it comes to sports, art and food, still they are our fratelli and we'll always have a special relationship with them.

> Austria
A slightly nicer version of Germany. They don't consider us that much I guess. Cool people. You can have South Tyrol back anytime.

> Switzerland
Italian swiss is nice, although small and irrelevant. The average swiss isnt really happy with us and the french, since we are stealing their jerbs. Oh well.

> Slovenia and Croatia
Never met a slovenian in my life. Croatians are fine, although a bit colder than I expected, since we are both a mediterranean country. Gib back Istria pls, Italy would have a much more aesthetic shape with it

> San Marino
I had a wonderful holiday there with my gf, the view from Mount Titano is simply breath taking, 10/10 would visit again anytime.

> the Vatican
The new pope is cool, I guess

underated

It was the american bombing that allowed the KM to come to power, the Vietnamese had littel to do with it.

>putinland calling anyone else fascist.

100% true. I like this user.

>Slovenia
Good friends and benign, but sometimes politically frustrated over clay (that is not theirs) so they have a hissy fit. Good thing it's only political flailing or we'd get mad at them.

>Hungary
Good friends, fun banter, brothers in arms. Still distrust them a little bit.

>Serbia
Neighbour you regularly have great times with but he will never trust since he's always mad when he remembers you're supposedly a crypto fascist.

>Bosnia
Cancer, kill it with fire.

>Herzegovina
Rightful clay.

>Montenegro
What even is this non country. At least they're polite and a non issue.

Bonus:
>Italy
You're never taking our clay ever again. No you don't.

Different Cambodian here.

From my understanding, most of the hate seems to be directed towards your government rather than the people itself.

Kampuchea Krom 2.0 is a genuine fear, and is one that probably won't go away anytime soon. I personally like the Vietnamese if that's any help. Though the immigrants along our borders do make me a little skittish. :(

>Europe
The fact that we border Europe proves that God hates us. Fuck Europe.
>Ukraine/Belarus
Literally same shit as us
>Caucasus
Georgia is based, Armenians are alright, Azeris are tolerable
>Kazakhstan
qt grills, decent people
>Mongolia
Pretty chill, I don't remember the last time I heard any news from Mongolia
>China
Russians and Chinese like each other
>North Korea
The border is tiny and there are no particular problems with them, as far as I know

>Pookistan
Cancerous

>China
Cancerous

>Nepal
Cancerous

>Bangladesh
Cancerous

>Burma
Cancerous

>Bhutan
Bro-tier and only good neighbor

>Sri Lanka
Okay

>Germany

Cool neighbours, I like it. 9/10

>Czech

Funny language, quite liberal country, similar to us, but more scared and fearful. 8/10

>Slovakia

Similar language, nice mountains. 7/10

>Ukraine

They hate us. Dangerous country, poor shithole. 1/10

>Belarus

They like us, we like them. Good people. 8/10

>Lithuania

Nice capital. Small country. 5/10

>Russia

Good people at heart. Funny guys. But fucking embargo. 7/10

> Liechtenstein

Little brother, absolutely god-tier. Life quality as high as in Switzerland.

> Austria
Poorer Wannabee-Alps version of us. Great sense of humor though. Wouldn't call them rival because we mop the floor with them in absolutely every category.

> Germany

Literally second world from our view. Country of origin of most of our immigrants, hence not liked much. Also Merkel/EU thing makes us hate them even more.

> France

Retarded older brother that still lives at home and will never be as successful as us. God-tier cities and culture though.


> Italy

Friendly and cheerful bro that is always short on money and is sometimes a leech because of that, but we still like him because of his southern chill and temper. God-tier food and beaches.

Last time I checked the map your country didn't have a border with Albania. Kosovo has a border though, user.

Nobody is going to listen or care about a Dutch's opinion on Cambodia over a Cambodian's

meant for

I would love to see a south korean posting on this thread.

>New Zealand
Pretty much Australia with a pacific Islander twist. Weird accents. Beautiful landscapes. Flooding Brisbane.

>Papua New Guinea
Cannibals, all around third worlders but at least they are Christian and some of them are alright. Helped Australian troops in WWII against Japs

>Indonesia
Literal worst neighbours. There are no two countries as close as Australia and Indonesia that are so different politically, culturally and ethnically. Get butthurt over every apparent "offense", but they do have to deal with the subhuman trash of Australia in Bali so I sympathise with them a little.

>East Timor
We helped them get independence from Indonesia and now we are in a dispute over an oil field.

>Singapore (not really a neighbour)
Pretty based and rich, considering its neighbours. Lots of them come here. Authoritarian, not much free speech permitted.

Feels good not having any land borders, so maritime borders:

>Papua New Guinea
our territory
>New Zealand
our territory
>Indonesia
mostly our territory (keep the shitty muslim away parts tho)
>random Pacific islands
all our territory
>Antarctica
our territory
>East Timor
our territory

>Finland
>Norway
>Denmark

Literally the three best countries in the world to have has neighbors. I have nothing really bad to say about any of them outside of brotherly banter.

Well it is not only Cambodians, many Vietnamese hate the government too.

>our brother
sister. SISTER.

>mentioning Singapore ever
Please go back to China, chink hapa.

>There are no two countries as close as Australia and Indonesia that are so different politically, culturally and ethnically

USA and Mexico?

>germany
ok
>czech
ok
>slovakia
ok
>ukraine
some are ok
>belarus
idk
>russia
some are ok
>lithuania
some are not ok

>Netherlands
Old deluded gramps that thinks his country is still a superpower. Good banter, get salty really easily and are freakishly tall in the north.
Seriously I studied in Utrecht for a year and the people there are fucking giants, even the girls. I'm 1.84 and always felt confident about my height here but all of that confidence was destroyed there.
>Wallonia
Lazy leeches, live off our money. Filled with immigrants.
>France
They're OK. At least they banter Wallonia too.
>Luxembourg
Cute German-Portuguese proxy state.
>Germany
Weird autists but I like them.
>England
Funny banter boys but unfortunately they hate us :( Can be really good company.

>Canada
Best ally ever famalam. Largest completely unprotected border in history. That should give you your answer. The people can be elitist though, I truest don't understand this "nice Canadian" meme. I've personally never, ever seen it in my 35 years living in New England.
>Mexico
It's basically like living next to the phillipenes or something. I don't care but it royally pisses me off that signs are starting to have English AND Spanish on it. I mean, how would you feel about having a foreign language on your milk products, cereal, automated telephone receivers etc.
>Russia?
0/10 they fucked up post WWII soooooo bad. If they just shared the power with us we would rule the world and nobody could ever stop us.
>Caribbean islands n shit
Great vacation destination and a place to drop some sperm in.

>It's basically like living next to the phillipenis or something
I feel you bro.

Most of young generation here have never heard of Vietnam, but old people remember you being brother socialist country and solidarity with Vietnamese people against US imperialism or some shit like that.

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Albania: well, what can you say about Albania at this point that fellow Europeans already don't know about since they've been flooding all countries nowdays.
0/10

Fyrom: apart from the name thing I don't know anything else about them.
6.5/10

Bulgaria: they've been flooding us, especially with gypsies
5/10

Turkey: well you all know about Turkey
I'll give them 1 point just because they don't come here as immigrants

1/10

Germany

They are alright , the ones living between Bitburg and Luxembourg are pratically Luxembourgers because they talk a very similar dialect

France

Room for improvement but it all depends in which direction you go , the french that used to be luxembourgish Thionville ect have a very ... 3rd worlderish
lifestyle but Metz people are cool

Belgians

I like Belgians but it all depends on the region , Arlonese are ok , everything between Arlon and Brussels is a complete wasteland , the german speaking minority is super qt and the flemish are nice people , they just have the tendency to mistake us for walloons which brings us to the point that the flemish tend to be super butthurt about "muh free vlaanderen"

Honorary Neighbour
The Netherlands
They are like the flemish but less walloonophobe

>Hungary

Autistic neighbour, they're usually nice and silent so nobody minds them. Their minority is best minority.

>Romania
Best neighbour, never had any problems with them throughout history.

>Bulgaria
Autistic tryhards, but pretty based.

>Macedonia
Serbo-Bulgarian clusterfuck that got infested with Albanians. God help them, they're usually good lads.

>Albania
Kill! Maim! BURN!

>Montenegro
Bros, our clay.

>Bosnia
Non-country.

>Croatia
Evil brother.

I like them all, Uruguay the best.

>spain
thinks popped collars are cool
stereotipically loud and obnoxious but I've met bro tier people (mostly from galiza)

>andorra
snow and cheap electronics

>france
where our cousins live.

portuguese emmigrants in france come in the summer and they are a wierd bunch.
>Speak fractured portuguese
>wear red/portuguese national football team t shirts
>have big rental french SUV's or BMW's and suck at driving
>white nigger son and slutty daughter is a must. >Also they like the kind of music that makes most people cringe.
>in general they are muh heritage tier but don't know about the culture and since they stimulate the economy with french euros everyone pretends they are right.

youtube.com/watch?v=Sx_OALoIrj8

I used to rule the world trade, you know...