NRL Super Saturday Football

Newcastle Knights vs Gold Coast Titans.

Game starts at 3:00PM AEST at Hunter Stadium.

Manly Warringah Sea Eagles vs Melbourne Storm.

Game starts at 5:30PM AEST at Brookvale Oval.

North Queensland Cowboys vs New Zealand Warriors.

Game starts at 7:30PM AEST at 1300 Smiles Stadium.

1st for Esposito

qt

>This guy slaps your girlfriend on her ass in the daily telegraph or fox or mmm

What do?

also how this cunt has so many media roles i will never understand. he is not smart, he is not funny, he is not charismatic, he must be related to someone powerful

should I start watching AFL? i'm from brisbane

Anons, is this what they call Aussie Rules Football? How is it played? Can I get a stream? Legit curious.

No. "Aussie rules" is a ripoff of Irish gaelic football, which is a superior sport anyway.

Go Crows

>you now remember the Brisbane Lions

LOL

Why is rugby league the only sport Queenslanders are good at lads?

wasted my money fucking the wrong girl at the brothel now i have to wait until next pay day to go and fuck the girl i really wanted to fuck

Well why did you fuck the wrong girl then dumbass

AFL is a meme version of gaelic football, the superior sport.

ive got a blindfold fetish and didnt get to see her when i picked her

i went by sound, smell and aura

That's MY Peem

i had fucked this particular girl before and she has a really nice ass is really cute but not really a good fuck
i wanted to fuck this 8/10 olive skinned dark hair tattooed bitch with amazing eyes and i can tell she would be a good fuck but i didn't want to pass up the opportunity to get my money's worth on the girl with the 10/10 ass

help

it's a sport for insecure whiteboys with small wrists

>tfw titans will push the knights to -500 F/A.

pls no

>tfw last night's match

GOATcastle will literally win.

I wish

Based Hayne.

Why on earth do Titans need refball against fucking Newcastle

pooasslel fan spotted

Wish we had Hayne bulge cam hey lads.

Based James.

Good to see his jaw healed up for this match.

Kek.

>Worst game of the week
>Commentated by Joel Caine

Every single time. Why must they do this?

I would literally blow my brains out if I was Dane Gagai.

There's a lot of talent in the Newcastle team, I don't understand how they manage to sap it all out of them

I would literally blow you if I was next you.

>bad coach,
>bad discipline
>bad team chemistry
>no will to play
>going in expecting to lose every week
>1-2 decent players
>team full of 12 year old reserve graders

He >literally just had to fall over the line.

I say it every week. This is just sad.

I can't believe Hodkinson signed a contract to Newcastle. The extra money is not worth this embarrassment. This is 2000's Rabbitohs tier.

Have you watched him? He fits in perfectly.

Pretty elite goal kicker though.

We want 70.

Am I gonna get my 50+ score this match?

Knights are literally incapable of stopping tries when the opposition starts in their half.

Fuck lads.

>tfw got all the Win First Tryscorer right so far

Gambling is degenerate but it feels good getting free money every now and then

>flashing gang signs

>Nathan Ross' hairline

I hate Nathan Ross

"Gang signs get thrown up"

WHERE is WalkBae?

WalkBee*

Probably pollinating plants.

Pollinating your mother furiously.

Neck full of gold, I'm attracted to the honey

Fill my my neck big boy

Bitch pussy smell like a penguin.

>1 post
>1 poster

KEK, nice "poopoopeepee"

WalkGOD.

Moving to /afl/

Go fuck a kiwi bird desu.

Pretty nice gift from God giving Kiwis no ability to fly so they can't get away from Kiwis wanting to rape them. Pretty cruel to the sheep though but maybe God removed a sense of jealousy from them too. Makes you think.

kek what the fuck

Guys my wisdom teeth are coming through. At what point does it start to hurt?

Depends on whether they crowd your other teeth or not desu

Dunno, I got all four of mine taken out years ago before they fucked my mouth up. I looked like a chipmunk for a week though.

What on earth was that penalty for

Newcastle got too close to scoring a try.

Getting btfo in sc lads.

Got rekted in rimworld before. The only guy that could put out Fire got caught on fire while he friends just watched on and scrachted their heads and the whole place burnt to the ground.

Imagine if you were in a sudden death final, and your opponent has a player in their team that should be suspended.

And then--get this, that player scores two tries in a half against Newcastle and then suddenly they look like winning, all as a direct result of the incompetence of the NRL judiciary.

I would be seething with pure and uncontrollable fury.

Rissole burgers for dinner, lads

Dad is getting Chinese for dinner desu.

this place just isn't the same without matt

Got 4 Lamb chops from Coles for 5 bucks pretty cheap desu.

I might have a Chinese for dessert.

Lunch of champions.

>Rice
Where are the chips and beer ya poofta.

I'm bunking with the storm boys

>rice like a chink
>not mashed potatoes

why do you always drink that bottled water

what is wrong with tap water

Had to go to a meeting with my jobsearch provider, and I told them I found a part time job that I hate and will probably quit in a month.

When they rang up my employer to verify my employment, they mentioned to them that I hate it there.

Needless to say, I was immediately sacked.

>almost 4:30pm
>lunch

hello NEET

cucked

It is tap water.

I just use the glass bottles so I don't get cancer and low test from plastic bottles.

I don't think Newcastle will get -500 by the end of the season.

How come sc players that rack up these huge scores in the first half never EVER go large in the second half to put in an impossibly large score?

I 100% hope they do.

Lol Gagai.

Well you do know they get paid for you being unemployed right. They have no incentive to find you work or keep you employed.

But in saying that, you lie about liking your job. People ask you say yeah im really enjoying it then you quit because I wanted to pursue something else. You don't tell your job search provider shit like that either.

>Refs still spastics against the worst team of the modern era

>Trent Hodkinson was the guy who ended Queenslands streak

He's so fucking bad

It took the pressure off me having to quit though.

I don't really know how to do it. I worked a job I hated for 2 years because I don't know how to tell the boss I want to leave. I only got out of that one by moving to a different city.

>Hayne ded

BASED NEWCASTLE

Hayne on death watch

Fair enough mate.

it's a part of chinese matt's gimmick

llllllmmmmmaaaaaooooo

Should've just put it on the line rather than reaching so deep

James Tabasco catches more breaks than Newcastle kek.

Got my certificate iii in Fitness about a month ago and immediately got a full time job at a gym.

Can't believe how comfy working at a gym is. I'm taking home $820 a week as well.

Literally LITERALLY seething that my sister has a boyfriend and they love each other and I have no one.

Sabotage their love desu. Plant seeds of doubt, ruin their happiness. If you can't be happy why should they!