OFFICIAL STOKE VS MANCHESTER CITY MATCH THREAD 1

>Stoke
Given; Bardsley, Shawcross, Wollscheid, Pieters; Imbula, Whelan; Bojan, Allen, Arnautovic; Diouf

Haugaard; Muniesa, Adam, Walters, Cameron, Crouch, Ramadan.

>City
Caballero, Zabaleta (C), Kolarov, Stones, Otamendi, Fernandinho, Navas, Silva, Sterling, De Bruyne, Aguero

Hart, Fernando, Maffeo, Nolito, Delph, Clichy, Iheanacho

>Given
>choosing to start with a guaranteed conceding goal disadvantage
Hopefully Diouf has a good match

>finally get BT sport
>no football ever

dont they have Leicester v Arse later?

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Can't wait to cancel my BT Sport, absolutely dogshit and staffed by rag cunts and bin-dipping 'legends'.

>Joe Hart
kek snek

>no shaqiri
>no butland

by how many we winning this one lads?

But can Pep do it on a breezy morning at Stoke.

>Pep pretending he can adapt to this league
give it 10 minutes before the fullbacks at in midfield

Problem is sky sports isn't much better either. It's getting worse and worse each season

the fullbacks against sunderland were moving into DM positions when city had possession and then moving back if they lost the ball

bizarre desu

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>bizarre

Not really
Can't believe you're still posting this autistic shit

>stoke genuinely have a player called Ramadan
INSHALLAH BROTHER

>>bizarre

it left the fullback position on both sides literally wide open and sunderland wouldve scored several goals if they werent sunderland

>they have a player named ramadan but not a player named hanukkah

Sup Forums btfo

I was just cranking one out to her desu

>Loraine Pascal
Up with their on my chef-fu list, but Rachel Khoo is superior

>Sheff Wed v Leeds isn't on tv

Guess I'll watch this shitshow then

>2016

>shay fucking given

stoke...

hes gotta be fucking 40 by now

Are the rumours true of his imminent sacking?

>thinking leeds would be on tv

its not 1998 lad

yes

apparently if he loses this game hes gone according to the local press and itk guys

t. diabetes

>Ramadan

acestream://42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7

Because some pleb's bound to ask

I just joined Sky as a software engineer, so I get everything for free, but at the moment I pay for BT broadband. I'm gonna move then get Sky fibre installed in my next place so I can stream Russian channels and mute them.

Sky Q I might use twice a year.

>No Shaqiri
>Given in goal
>The absolute state of those fullbacks
>Still no striker upgrade
Jesus, Man Shitty is going to roll over them

Is it a boy or a girl?

>Charlie Adam

I look more athletic that he does.

They have all europe games

trap

Who thought Charlie Adam hosting his own segment would be entertaining?

Is this not on BT? They had every early morning KO last season.

>2016
>a premier league club employs stephen ireland

unironically watching our youth team get shit on by liverpool again over this match lel

disgusting desu.
Its not going to change either by the sounds of it

This Charlie Adam video diary is like a skit.

They've got Arselel v Lester later

New TV deal.

BT and Sky swapped their Saturday slots.

cellino best owner

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>football players are incapable of running

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Who /aguerocaptain/ here? Hat rick incoming

dubs and Stoke win

>mfw his name is chong

City will lose 2-1

Cap this post

numbers are score

>City will lose

Which one?

Gave it Vardy instead. Regretting it now though since everyone in my league has captained Aguero.

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Stoke win 33 - 26

>it's an Aussie post

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>Vardy
Top lel, Leicester are finished, they won't even make top 10 this season.

Angel Gomez playing?

None of the big teams have lost. Will this be the day?

i think i'll score 2, how about you?

hes looked like total shit but he just scored so ill take it

>arsenal

the champions lost last week, proxycunt

He said big team la

> looking on foxtel for the EPL
> oh yeah....

Fuck lads what site fan I stream in Australia I can't watch it, I had a few sites but they've all been taken down.

whats lebanon like?

did aus remove the EPL?

/R/SOCCERSTREAMS

>Maffeo
wut

Bloodzeed's acestream link is in this thread

>tfw no more sodipops in the fridge

What am I supposed to do now?

Bet city beat city

based Dinho drops back in the center, so >we have three at the back essentially
but it is unusual and it will be interesting to see how talented players like bojan and arnautovic try to pick it apart

>Given starts

Not watching this shit. Enjoy.

Lebanon is a shithole

Pretty quiet. Except for the muslims. I'm sure you know what that's like.

COLD
SATURDAY
NIGHT

>these city kits

disgustedpepe.mp3

>navas starting
JUST

When are Sky going to get rid of this commentator from EPL games?

He makes games sound so... cheap

Is Jack Butland ever not injured?

City's kit looks nice

>american
>no taste
quelle surprise

>implying clyne isnt world clas

Aguero could have been a legend at a real club once the sheikhs leaves the club and his achievements will all be forgotten

navas is literally championship tier

>Navas forcing Sterling onto his weaker wing
ugh

At least Maffeo's onto the bench

>poop
cant wait for this lads

>12:30 kickoff

What the fuck has happened to kick off times this season?

i dunno what to believe

>Bet365 Stadium

>bet 365 stadium

literally championship tier

come on city!!!!!!!!!!

It looks like vomit. Do you have eyes?

>stoke

literally championship tier

FUCKING NAVAS RRRREEEEEEEEEEEE WHY IS HE SO SHIT

>commentator saying "stoke city" and "manchester city"
>then starts going on about what "city" did last week
wtf

Sagna started against Sunderland and Zaba in the CL game, so I'd have thought we'd be back to Sagna today. But will be happy to see Maffeo get a few minutes.

Maybe Sagna's taking a little longer to adapt to the new system, who knows.

>like man city
>Hate man city fans

What do?

What the fuck is Pep's problem exactly? Hart might not be as good as the delusional Englishman will tell you, but he's still at least a top 5 GK in the EPL. >willy is a fucking train-wreck and cant EVER hold on to a save.

>rachel khoo

Damn didnt know she was that thicc. Asian/white hybrids are the best

lel