Lou Reed is dead

Second quarter 2017

Fuck you kid never talk to me again

A true American hero

FOR WORSHIP OF SOMEONE WHO ACTIVELY DESPISES YOU

David Bowie here. Can confirm. New collab album out in May.

picasso is dead

Brian Wilson here. You guys got anything in the fridge?

HOLY SHIT CHECK THE NEWS GUYS ;_;

hey Brian, it's Ian Curtis. when are you going to fake you own death?

Well my boyfriend's in a band. He plays guitar while I sing Lou Reed.

damn...

Richey Edwards here. What do if they can't confirm you're dead?