You will never become an Olympian

>You will never become an Olympian

>ywn train your entire life for 10 minutes of fame and basically nothing else

Try lawn bowling

>tfw my wife is a retired olympian
>tfw she is in 50k of debt because she never made any money out of it because she didnt dope like phelps and bolt

>Move to a small country and be sorta good at a sport

>get a wildcard

>fuck qts at Olympic village

>Ywn shit yourself in the streets of Rio under the eyes of millions of people

>you will never waste your entire life to win a silver medal because a PED american won gold

Dat pussy game has gotta be good though

Honestly the only sport an untrained adult might have a chance in is shooting

yeah her body is still amazing
she is/was a swimmer

I wanna be a cyclist like Laura Trott and Jason Kenny

I don't think its too late for me yet

you can be a fat cunt and still ride track
look at anna meares

name

also nudes please

Daily reminder to everyone that if you are right now reading Sup Forums its already too late for you to anything out of yourself.

Don't make me think of Anna Meares

My dirty mind is faithful to Laura Trott and her sweaty hairy minge

Mug's game tbqh lad

Chad detected

Ree

>She will never give you a big strong hug with her big strong arms

cycling is bad for the testicles if you're a man

Did she win anything?

>Athletes who wasted their youth mindlessly training yet didn't win gold will be remembered.

Shit, most gold medallists in meme sports won't be remembered.

no cyclist has body hair

nah
shes not aussie either btw
shes french

Did you not see the article about how the Brit cyclists were told to not shave their pubes to reduce sores from the bike seats?

nope

I'm sorry you got cucked by Kobe bro

hopefully, way too many meme sport that nobody gives a fuck about normally

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Well now you know

;)

>Was on a national team, but could never qualify for the Olympics as there were 25 people better than me.

>You will never become a cat and go meow meow

this is the real feel

still better than shitposting on Sup Forums

Being an Olympian sucks if your not bolt or Phelps. You still work regular jobs like everybody else get into massive debt cause of training fees and nobody knows or cares about who you are

jessica?

This.

Yes i will, 2024 here i come.

I hope reincarnation is real so I can be a lazy fat house cat desu
There is no better life

>reincarnation is real
>die
>be reborn as a fly in africa

You can choose were you reborn since a few years ago

Lrn2Referee

>Participate in Olympics
>up close & personal with QTs
>no agony of defeat
>???
>profit

>she will never see your cock

What kind of men do you think she's been going for in the village? I like to think she enjoys cuddling the short ones.

I can't wait for the Winter Olympics

>tfw Anna Sloan will never shout for your cock

>This delusion

You know how she likes it

I don't want her to laugh at me.

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Fuck off you embarrassing, pathetic virgin

ITT: lies