/gersoccer/ DFBPokal & Germany vs Brazil prematch and match thread

If Germany wins today, will all the hues commit sudoku?

DFB-Pokal schedule


15:30 BFC Preussen ? - ? FC Cologne
15:30 Babelsberg ? - ? Freiburg
15:30 Dynamo Dresden ? - ? RasenBallsport Leipzig
15:30 FC 08 Villingen ? - ? Schalke 04
15:30 Hallescher FC ? - ? Kaiserslautern
15:30 RW Essen ? - ? Arminia Bielefeld
15:30 SV Drochtersen/Assel ? - ? Borussia Moenchengladbach
15:30 Viktoria Koeln 1904 ? - ? Nuernberg
15:30 Wuerzburger Kickers ? - ? Eintracht Braunschweig
18:30 1860 Muenchen ? - ? Karlsruher SC
18:30 Hansa Rostock ? - ? Fortuna Duesseldorf
18:30 Homburg ? - ? VfB Stuttgart
20:45 FSV Frankfurt ? - ? Wolfsburg

DYNAMO STILL CAN DO IT

>THE CITY OF FLOPPO

1st

You won't win. We got this.

okay

>de gay

langweilike kake ist dat, warum sind dat den so wenige spile auf einma dat wa ma anders da warren viel mehr spile an einem mitag aber komerz verkommt den sport schlecht

ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN ESSEN

None

AHAHAHHA THE CITY OF LAUTERN

Tür gegen Gladbach

You will never be a tomato

KORB KORB KORB KORB KORB KORB KORB KORB KORB KORB KORB KORB KORB KORB KORB KORB KORB KORB KORB KORB KORB KORB KORB

Have fun arriving at the party sober

you don't know that

HALLE FUCK YES

ok

Okay

you were a tomato before you were born, most likely. All the atoms in your body have been a tomato at one point

Flopp is getting exposed

I literally told you the party begins at 18:00. There will be food first.
Only a massive Dorftrottel would show up to such an event drunk.

Sorry

normie pls go

there is a difference between being drunk and being a little tipsy

nice fk goal tobihannes

surprised to see this from Finland desu

When will the city of Lautern commit collective suicide? Football is everything they have and they suck at it.

Sorry :/

Will Freiburg make it to EL this season?

No

Just made some tea

Schalke is really looking good this season
Champions League, and possibly even Meisterschaft, here we come

there's nothing wrong with arriving anywhere with a little buzz desu

You are really looking good this season

females in swim suits riding bicycles looks so fucking weird

I know I am. I'm even wearing a nice plug in my butt that presses on my prostate very well and leaves me right at the edge of cumming :3

Will you be watching Brazil - Germany with us

Bought some sex toys too. Might even try some of them

FUCK YES DYNAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BULLENSCHWEINE WEGFICKEN

>NÜRNBERG
>BIELEFELD
>RBL

BASED POKAL

I got a little horny during Klovn forever and had to jack off once. The daughter also reminded me of a similar situation I am and was in, she looks and acts very similar.

i guess. im staying in today

I actually have a really bad cold today, so still considering cancelling.

DYNAMOOOOOOO EI EI EI

WHERE ARE THE UPSETS? I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE UPSETS

Coolio

Halle winning over Lautern
SGD and RBL drawing right now
Viktoria Köln - NBG 1:1
Essen - Biefeled 2:2
are pretty good upsettis

Later Homburg will win against Stuttgart

You know how to decide

>Halle winning over Lautern
you jinxed it

Is Klopp finished? Where will he go next?

No
Bayern

How

fc sion

back to BVB

Ateltico

they played like shit actually but ok

Schalke ist der geilste Verein der Welt Junge

not sure if serious.
watched the whole game and they could barely manage to connect 3-4 passes. Only good player was Geis

...

is the lawnmower an autist?

yeah so? they played like shit

be honest

PENALTY POR HALLE


LAUTERN BTFO

t. Horst, 46 Jahre, Kohlearbeiter

Remember when Lauter was good?

me neither.

He's like the guru of Greenkeepers
Greenkeeper of Ingolstadt admires him greatly

no. they do it to make it harder for the linesmen to detect offsides

when does leverkusen play

i am considering if i should bandwagon them this season or not

tomorrow 15:30

tomorrow 15.30

Guten tag, lads! How are you all??
Mein Fuß hat chilblains, wenn meine wolksvagem aus Gas läuft.
For the monolanguages, it means "que vença o melhor hoje".

BRYCH HURENSOHN

Was hat er damit gemeint?

i agree

Are you scared of tonight's game?
Brazilian must really hate us to death.

thank you

Just woke up from a nap.

TOD UND HASS DEM BTSV

>napping
are u 70?

OMG, for the 99999999999 time. We like so much of football here in Brazil that we, obviously got sad with the 7-1, but on the other hand actually appreciated the good football of the germans.
Since today is not so important as the WC it will just be nice with we win, it will indicate that our efforts to improve our football are doing good. But nothing more than that.

already with the damage control lel

kek spoken like a true loser

The last time I checked I was 26.

calm down Jorge

Bavarian nicht geschehen, heil König!!!

Leibtsisch are so overrated
>couldn't even beat Freiburg

I like you.

I should never watch Liverpool matches ever again.
Every time I do, they play boring shite

When's the Olympia game? Can I segway from the 18.30 matches into FSV-WOB and then BRA-GER?

starts at 22:30

watch the Dynamo - Leipzig match

Excellent. I'll be on the sofa until tomorrow morning then.

yeah seems like I missed a nice match there, tuning in now

18.30 lester arsenal
20.45 juve fiorentina
22.30 ger bra

I just ate 1m of lahmacun and now I hate myself and cant move

t20 blast final at 19:45 cest

watching lester arsenal and barca vs some scrubs

didn't knew they make lahmacuns this big.
rly maeks u think.

they don't

benuldies :DDD

Sometimes Klopp pisses me off. It's always the same with his teams. Good pressing (even great pressing during most of his dortmund days) but when they get the ball and the opposing team knows something about pressing and compact movements too they have no clue how to keep the ball moving and create high quality chances.
FUCK YOU JÜRGEN YOU STUBBORN PRICK

You're wise enough

autosaged?

No.

Congratulations, you just exposed Kloppo for what he really is. The biggest meme manager of all times.