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>it's a the tv crew has planted invaluable sports memorabilia in the locker episode

>MOTHER OF GOD IT'S AN NES 001, WE HIT THE JACKPOT BABY!

>Regular old storage unit filled with old furniture, plastic containers, mattresses and a fucking pristine Stradivarius violin

As someone who actually deals with buying storage units, the big finds happen maybe 1 in 100 times.

the best part is when theyre looking through the locker and estimating how much they can sell something for

>oh yea, here we got some school binders, easy $15 right there

Prefer Storage Wars because of Barry tbqh

more like it's a $15 tax write off when we can't sell them in X amount of time and put them in the garbage

jewish accounting 101

explain

>milf with big tits
>fat rednecks
>greedy jews including 1 names Schlomo
>angry manlet
>fake bids in the 10s of thousands

Best show

Top episode was when the fat rednecks "spent" 50k and got a container full of chinese shit and the trailer trash couple got a fucking tesla or some shit

Whats a NES 001?

As someone who does house clearances, I'd say even less (though I guess it depends on the area).
Keep in mind these are house clearances for people who have died or widows, chances of them having valuables is 10x the chance of someone putting it in a storage locker and not paying for it.

So are you sayin all them sweet shows I'm watching fake or smth?

>fat bitch and balding man always get the best items in the end
>show tries to portray them as the "good guys" in every conflict situation but its almost always instigated or perpetuated BY them
I watched this show to get angry at how fucking terrible the it tries to portray 2 cunts as good people among the bad.

The NES consoles all had the model number 101 printed on the underneath. For some reason this guy asumed it was worth $13000 since he saw one sell for that on eBay (the one on eBay had a boxed, near mint copy of Stadium Events

>oh wow here's a used toothbrush and a crude drawing on a paper smeared with shit, I can easily get 500$ for that

I buy units and my cousin was interviewed to be one the show, it's totally fucking fake - all the shit is put in the units before hand but that's obvious.y

Actual units are generally full of scooters, bikes, useless furniture, clothes and shit like moogs and mixters. You're lucky to break even some times so the idea of quadrupling your money is silly.

>Open storage room someone used as a garage in a time of need
>Several paintings worth tens of thousands of dollars stuffed between a lawnmower and old shirts
These 'reality' shows are the worst, fucking Discovery and NatGeo have gone to shit. The worst was the one where the fat American ex-wrestler dug up a diamond ring, glass eye, pistol and medieval Indian speartip from a square meter of New England backyard

Guess it depends on what you consider "big finds".

Weve done a few hundred and had good finds (like big amounts of cash or a bag of gold jewelry) only a few times.

My personal favorite find (not by value or anything) was a vhs of a tracy lords porno. I didnt keep it though. Didnt know what it was until afyer it was in the trash.

Go ask /biz/ or take an accounting course if you want a real answer. I admit it's been a while since I took mine required courses, but basically this --

There's a calculable figure you put on the amount it costs you to store inventory (hey, you have to have a warehouse to put that shit in and it costs money to secure it, power the lights in it, etc.). Over time, this makes the items depreciate (be of lesser value than they were originally). Eventually their value on "the books" is zero and you can write it off on your taxes as losses for your business. The binders go in the garbage (like they should have to begin with) and you've freed up more space in your warehouse for other junk.

So -- buy a bunch of shit nobody wants, overestimate its value, find some bombed-out shack to put it in, hire a jew to work your books (or study the jewish arts yourself), and throw out shit occasionally. You essentially make money on garbage.

To further expand, nintendo marks all their shit with a 3 letters and 3 numbers.

Some examples
Og nes is nes-001
Top loader nes is nes-101
The nes power brick is nes-002

Og gameboysp is ags-001
Backlit gba is ags-101

Does anyone else watch this?
I kinda enjoy watching people shape metal.
Can't imagine it running for very long, though.

Nah, I bought a table and six chairs for 400$ ans sold them for 3080$ But when that part of the auction came I was alone with just a old man that was looking for stuff for his grandauther.

MINE

MONEY

500 KING KONG COBRA POUNDS BOOOOOOOOOOOM

>crumbled up newspaper that was pissed on by a cat
That's a good $45 right there

As someone who buys from storage buyers I say the big finds happen more often than you think, ya'll just don't know your shit.

U right, surely theres treasure in moldy clothes and stained matresses.

I recently found a Renee Lalique pendant in the coat of a woman's pocket piled up in trash clothes an estate liquidator had, even showed it to him and he still sold it to me for next to nothing.

>implying the lot owners don't have spare keys
>implying they don't rifle through the lockers before the auctions

>That's bags of trash, I can sell them for each 100 $

>PHEEWW WHEEW LETS CHECK THAT OLD ASS BOX JERRY
>SURE THING SAMMY
>NO FUCKING WAY
>WHAT?
>THIS IS THE ORIGINAL MEIN KAMPF WRITTEN BY ADOLF HITLER

I remember one of them had a Nazi uniform and medals in and it took the date on the back of one of the medals for them to work out it was "from the Hitler era"

>it's a T Money episode

They found it in an 'unnamed child star's' unit
Who was the child star?

Which episode?

They dont have spare keys because the locks are put on by the people that rent the storage units.
The storage unit owners will cut the locks off and put on their own locks when the renters dont pay. But some places definitely go through shit before auctioning off the units.

Weve gone to auctions where the shit you can reach has obviously been rifled through and had some "choice" stuff in plain sight.

You can definitely find decent shit if you want to spend hours and hours going through rank ass clothing. Its just a numbers game though.
At some point you have to make a decision when youre facing 10 fifty gallon trash bags (which were hidden from sight in the back of a unit) full of damp clothes.


Now that im thinking of it, we really need to invest in a metal detector.

Best storage hunter right here.

I skip chunks but it can be fun

Thats the dude from ER right? The later seasons, not eric la salle

>it's a Barry finds suge knights clothes episode

>it's a tv crew has planted a bomb in the locker episode

>its a mark balelo kills himself episode

probably mcaulin culkin

Love this show.

Hate the fake asian "it will kill" guy. He seems like a skinny version of an animu memelord.

The nerd historian and metalworker judge are great though.

OFFICIAL STORAGE KINO POWER RANKINGS

1. T-Money
2. Heavy D
3. Jessie
4. MINE
5. Papa Bear
6. Linda
7. Green Mile
8. ILL AVE SOME OF THAT

9000001. Team Brandori

They try way too hard with that shitty catch phrase

>smaller uk version of 'green mile'
>called 'mini mile'
>not 'kilometre'

that would be good television

Well you're in luck, they actually had an episode where they called in a bomb squad

>Dont mind us. Just being the best duo in reality tv period.

*every preview I've ever seen for this garbage
>"There had better be something big in this thing or it may be the end of Tru TV's Storage Hunters"

she's so fucking crazy, I want to marry her and make a whole passel of crazy children

...

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didn't he believe that the 001 was the manufacturer's number or something or other (and that it was literally the first nes made) and not that it's just the model number?

is he really an auctioneer, or just an actor?
his abreabreabreabrea is quite horrible

bit of both. He does know enough about certain things and their value

I think so. I dont know if they ever addressed what exactly was going through his head.

are these people suppose to be likable

He's an Iraq War vet who became a comedian, noticed the gap in the market for a storage hunting reality TVs series, and then trained to be an auctioneer.

Cool guy tbqh

Wait wut... I have an original NES model NES- 001, am I rich?

I quite like Brandon

Fuck yeah!

Maybe you can sell it to marc for 6k, plenty of meat left on the bone for him at that price.

Are you serious, m8? I have no cash left and this is a fucking blessing.

He's a stand-up

as if a crackhead would have the necessary know how to rig a bomb to a garage door

In his defense he killed himself for being so stupid.

I feel exactly the same way.

>These two
Are they told to behave like that? Were there no cameras, would they still be doing their catch phrases? The black I can believe. It just seems like something they'd do, given their """culture""". The other one though - is he developmentally challenged? Are both of them?

Tbh though, that couple who seem to think spending an excessive amount of money is inherently impressive or something to be proud of are truly pieces of shit.

that brandi chick has a video on pornhub i guess

>I TOLD YOU BRANDONNNN

>SEE I TOLD YOU

>I TOLD YOU I WAS RIGHT BRANDONNN

Fucking kill it

Lies. LINK PLZ

>half-eaten twinkie and a pack of big league chew?
Solid 55 big ones.

type storage wars in the search bar and see the first result.
not so sure about its authenticity tho

Sounds like BS.

lookalike

One of my Dad's friends was putting stuff away in his storage shed while they were filming one of these.
They hired him to play one of the random other bidders and told him how much to bid to "win" a unit.

did you watch? have a look at it bcuz id like some expert opinion

>pay 1000$ for some useless bullshit nobody would EVER pay for
>guy who bought it pretends he can sell it for profit

:(

>yfw there's a tarp

>that one episode where a container has a $50 000 tesla car in it

jesus FUCKING christ

>it's a shitty piece of old furniture is worth 800 dollars episode
every
single
episode

>Picks up a literal piece of shit.
>That's $5.00 any time of the day.

This. Who buys a Goodwill-donation-tier couch for $800 unless it's an even shittier rent-to-own type place?

This most likely, though she was a stripper.

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Always wondered about this stuff. Were these owned by cartel members that abruptly died in a shoot out or something?

awww yus

somewhere along the line people started thinking vintage stands for "old pile of shit"

>the other that was full of wristbands and tshirts and sold for $42,000

Boomers grasping at straws they'll be able to afford their lavish lifestyle in retirement.

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im fucking dying

>Be American
>Store my stuff in a Storage
>Someone without my permisson buys it and sells my shit

>le dumb blond lady

my browfu is in this

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