Walk into movie theater today

>walk into movie theater today
>see this

WHAT YEAR IS IT?

it's 2016. the year where manchildren refuse to grow out of commercialist garbage

1986
you must have entered our universe from your own. probably experienced a dimension split.

EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN

AND AGAIN

AND AGAIN

...

>Hollywood's face when they get to reboot everything with female cast and it's literally illegal to dislike it

Am I a bad person because I want to see Independence Day 2?

That Batman game is awesome

Nah it's ok to see the same movie more than once.

>What year is it
It was brand new

It's pretty comfy to be honest. Pic is me.

I had to put up that exact same Turtles standee in my theater
what a fucking pain in the ass

why are you vibrating your face like the flash?

Damn gurl you're just built for big black cock

It looks like if those turtles were humen, they would be black

Your job is soooo hard isn't it, ticket boy? Assembling cardboard and ripping tickets sounds worse than a gulag.

>Teenage Mutant Nigger Turtles

what did they mean by this

...

I would honestly impregnate you but you are looking like you are in the later stages of your 30's and I honestly I don't want a baby that looks like Mikey.

this

Yet Hollywood makes Warcraft-- for 100 million+, and Duncan Jones at the helm.

Still no Masters of the Universe remake or Thundercats. BAKA.

L O N D O N
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tranny pretending to be a woman pls go

>Still no Masters of the Universe remake or Thundercats.

Look what happened to transformers, tmnt, GIjoe and jem. Do you really want really terrible movies for them?

lol our generation is full of depressed adults unable to let go of their childhood shits funny as hell

HAVE NO FEARS WE'VE GOT STORIES FOR YEARS

are you triggered by my job?

This. Goddamn. I wish they would grow the fuck up and watch Mad Men or something fuck. I don't even watch chinese cartoons anymore.

when the white honey just fine

>lure the 90s kids/adults with the nostalgia factor
>hook younger generations by making it look like something they haven't seen
>rinse and repeat for future generations

It never ends

exactly, what is wrong with my classmates? they all play nicky bigass and justin beaver (lol) on their phones and I'm like wtf? I mean hello have you heard of The Beatles or Pink Floyd, I play them Boogie Wonderland whenever I get the chance between lectures to teach them what is true art

>tfw no Paul Verhoeven's body horror + R-rated action Biker Mice from Mars live movie

GIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIRL
Kik? ;^P

you 100% succesfully captured a 14 year old posting on youtube how he is different from the others with that post
bravo

DO YOU LIKE SEX

RALPH ISN'T BLACK
DELETE THIS

teenage ninjas

1987

Atleast he has a job

>ralph

ITS THE YEAR WHERE HOLLYWOOD IS SO RISK AVERSE LOOKING FOR THE EASY MONEY THAT WE WONT SEE AN ORIGINAL PROPERTY BLOCKBUSTER BASICALLY EVER AGAIN

CANT WAIT TILL THESE REREBOOTS TRADING ONLY ON NAME RECOGNITION START BOMBING SO THEY'RE FORCED TO DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL

Why do they look so niggerish? They look like spades painted green

Better?

Two Thousand Sixmeme

The boo and I just saw the first one a couple days ago, she'd never seen it, so now I'm hype.

Fuck man I just like going to the theaters.

>WHAT YEAR IS IT?
stop with this dumb reddit meme

>doesn't know Jumanji

Did you take these pictures with your cellphone, user?

>see lanky kid taking a few random pics
>he's laughing to himself
>grinning at some unknown inner joke
>occasionally mutters "fucking reddit"
>glowers at everyone else
>finally gets asked what he's doing, his whole body literally jerks from being addressed
>immediately tries to say something, clearly just stuttering
>he leaves

Was this you?

>LE BAZINGA XD
stop
JUST FUCKING STOP

(you)

P word

make sure you buy some Funko Pops of Ghostbustere and Aliens and Ninja Turtled and Pee Wee and Seasme Street and every other franchise you loved as a kid

it's 2016 people

you need to buy cheap similar looking bobbles heads of every franchise from your childhood

c'mon people
it is 2 0 1 6

>mfw when this is actually true

Doctor Who accidentally opened a time portal thanks to the TARDIS.

How did these things get so big by the way?
Yeah they are cute, but it's no reason to have what's now probably thousands of different figures

[Consume]
[Buy Funko Pops]
[Obey]

You look like the lady from babadook

Fuck that Batman arcade game, it's rigged as shit.

[Gotta catch them all]

Any arcade game that isn't a fighter is designed to cheat your ass.

But in this one there's no skill involved. You get hit when the game wants you to get hit and there's no way to dodge any of it. The only cool thing about it is the selection of Batmobiles.

Man, I like your style, but who's the white lady in the right? Your grandma?

BIG

you are not supposed to catch 'em all, just the ones from your favorite franchises

>getting angry at movie and tie-in toys

I want a yoba pillow.

CANT WAIT FOR THE EMOJI MOVIE

SONY PICTURES IS TRULY THE CANCER STUDIO OF OUR TIME

I REALLY LIKE THEIR ELECTRONICS BRAND, WHY DID THEY HAVE TO BUY SUCH A CANCEROUS MOVIE STUDIO