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>tfw no paki gf edition.

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*nime

despise life in all of its many wondrous and beautiful forms lads

>be canadian
>get shot

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*slides into the thread*

wahey!!!

faces only a Rasheed could love

I don't *get* it

having a MASSIVE shite

house on lockdown

Why would it not be a rorke?

The ol' willy is tinglin' lads.

>this is what leftists actually believe

talk to ANY muslim and they'll tell you what they really think about America

fuck off yank nonce

>parents have bought ANOTHER fucking expensive juicer
>will use it for a month then let it collect dust like EVERY other expensive juicer they've bought

ah yes very impressive

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Think I have dyslexia lads
Apparently two symptoms are that one has difficulty reading out loud, and struggling to convey ideas out loud, and I fit both of them. It must be mild though because I don't have other symptoms (I think)

drumpf didn't let her to get murdered by a muslim

wanted it to be a muzzie

Pouring out of that bra

jeez, what a rack

dont know anything about comics.

explain this image

what's the best clickbait title you've seen, lads?

"14 times you stopped fapping to laugh while watching hentai" is my favourite

Lol dumb yank tried to tell me it was sectarian violence last night

the girl from the alton towers crash

I still would

'bestation

absolute madman

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*noises*

any battyman in here best step up for the heeming you have coming

Do you read at a normal speed and just spaz out when it's out loud? Either way I can't help you.

t. user with abnormally high verbal intelligence user.

So would I

state of that tattoo. why would she do that

*PRRRRFFTTTT BRRRRRRRRRRRAPPPP*

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work have just allocated me a weeks worth of holiday without asking me. the fuck

what should i do with it lads

try reading with different background colours and if it's easier than chances are you might be dyslexic, also if words jump around the page.

t. dyslexic sister

virus do not click

>2018 is next year

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

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amazing insight lad have a look at your crystal ball and tell me what it'll be in two years time

yes an argument sir

T H I C C

imagine having a gf that gave you positive reinforcement

normatrons have it too easy

*slides my cock into your twitching bp*

waheyy

anyone watching the 'station?

some peng tings on tonight

what is the literal point of HS2

20 years and £55 billion so that you can reach birmingham 15 minutes faster

what is the point

>spurs new stadium should finally fucking be finished next year

can't wait for 2018 2bh

i'm having another premonition lads
"2019 is in 2 years"

keep calm and stay strong, you're more than capable of having one

I'd say I can read at a normal speed, sometimes quite quickly

Ok, I can already think of some things I can put on a different background. I don't think words jump about, but I don't often read large chunks of text like in a journal article or book. I'll do some of that tomorrow.

to get the cogs of the midlands engine turning

it's true, my gf is always telling me i'm handsome and sexy etc and it really does give me a boost of confidence

or a girl who is excited to see you and will be upset at the thought of not seeing you hahaha

Post a good one

it's not about speed it's about capacity

tottenham is one of the last great shitholes of London

feeling a lot better now
was extremely depressed for a few hours up until now
not that any of you care anyway

I probably could but I don't even bother trying much because of anxiety about my premature ejaculation

The powerhouse the UK needs is a NORTHERN one....

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I dont

would do a 'um on maddie's 'oobs

just blew the ol' mind lad

cannot wait for it to finish

the good thing is its entirely fixable with enough effort my sis aint got any real spelling/writing difficulties as an adult

yes

but the stadium is going to be a great big beautiful thing standing out amongst the despair

You can't power a northern powerhouse with a midlands engine duh..

*cuddles you*
glad you're feeling better now :3 x

keep us updated

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TRAINLADS GONNA FREAK

honestly fine with HS2 as long as they smash down Euston

do not like these kraut style trains

what's it reading?

>george martin has still not released the fucking book

jesus christ

Why the fuck would someone have an interest in trains?

It's like the autistic brother of lads that like cars

true

what's safer, a high-speed train or a flight over the same distance?

autism, interest in trains is an extremely common trait in autistic children

drumpf is a fascist

sip

wonder why

Ah, another rail-illiterate spastic. I, a railfan, can inform you that it's mostly not about the speed (15 minutes, by the way, is a massive understatement). The West Coast Mainline is already full, and only projected to have increasing demand. It's not possible to upgrade the existing WCML because of the limitations of a victorian-built railway, tight curves and build-up around the track over the years etc.

Our railway network is already 40 years behind the rest of Europe and the far east. Not to mention there are even African countries with faster domestic high-speed rail infrastructure. It''s about damn time we caught up and built into the future.

The only people who really object to this are self-centred twats who're worried the view from their garden sheds are going to be infringed. This is about putting Britain first and making the country a better place.

business student

>tall
>normie
>confident
>has connections
>alpha

why can't train spotters be normal?
I was once on a train from Glasgow and all the mongy spotters had bought warm fish and chips soaked in vinegar absolutely stinking out the carriage

blame thomas the tank engine 2bh

plus the choo choo sound doesn't help, autists love their sounds, plus the routine of trains, they stop and go at very specific times which aspies love

depends on whether it's a commercial flight or a private plane

fields and hills

not trains and tracks

read this but still dont understand why london to birmingham is worth so much

>Ah, another rail-illiterate spastic. I, a railfan, can inform you that it's mostly not about the speed (15 minutes, by the way, is a massive understatement). The West Coast Mainline is already full, and only projected to have increasing demand. It's not possible to upgrade the existing WCML because of the limitations of a victorian-built railway, tight curves and build-up around the track over the years etc.

>Our railway network is already 40 years behind the rest of Europe and the far east. Not to mention there are even African countries with faster domestic high-speed rail infrastructure. It''s about damn time we caught up and built into the future.

>The only people who really object to this are self-centred twats who're worried the view from their garden sheds are going to be infringed. This is about putting Britain first and making the country a better place.

business idea: a country large enough to have both

probably because they can be categorised into different models etc, they spin too which autistic people are fascinated with

>train companies are privately owned
>the government still uses taxpayer money to fix railway lines

I like trains and I'm completely normal, as are about half of all railfans

it's just the other half are weird and autistic and they give us a bad name

so the pakis can see each other quicker

commercial obviously
I'm wondering if the HS2 is safer in the long run, some of those train accidents can be pretty horrific

>bus companies are privately owned
>government still uses taxpayer money to fix the roads

shocker

need a pair of these in my face

>I like trains
>I'm completely normal
pick less than 2