ITT - things Turks never say

ITT - things Turks never say

I'll start:

I have two unconnected eyebrows

Sorry about the armenian genocide

Lahmajoun is Armenian.
Baklava is Greek. And so is Cyprus.

I am Greek

I like Russia

"Everybody duck from that nuke"

I do not support an independent Kurdistan... because Kurds are an inherent part of the social fabric that makes Turkey great.

Bannerlord will be releasing next week

fpbp

Kuwaiting for somebody to top this.

I love Kurds and I think they deserve their own country

We are loved by our neighbors

I DO have two unconnected eyebrows

Sorry about the rape, torture and killing thing

Fun Fact: a lot of libs say this

I'm human

Ottoman empire was a mistake

I respect the rule of law and stable, secular government

Kek

turkroach: "I am not a kurdroach"

i am not european

Arabs are bro tier

FUCK ARAB GOD
FUCK JESUS
FUCK ALL RELIGIONS
PRAISE MUSTAFA KAMAL ATATURK
FUCK KURDS
FUCK ARMENIANS
FUCK GREEKS
TURKEY IS EU
CYPRUS IS TURK

*beep*
wrong kiddo
i wish that we had stayed as anatolian beyliks, with maybe ottomans absorbing some land in the balkans

what kind of turk says that they are european?