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Robot Wars edition

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do NOT masturbate

I've seen Sadiq Khan in the flesh, was walking on the edge of Westminster Square by the tube station and we walked past, right on the street. Had 1 bodyguard with him. was shocked by how small he is, he's 5"5 at a struggle.

whuhh
whwaaaaaa
n-now i dont know what to do with myself!!!

doing a masturbate

Anime

Thinking about making a youtube channel where I pretend to be retarded and autistic. Not funny retarded, just retarded retarded. Good idea?

>tfw 6'3

literally so thankful

He's still hiding in Florida

chinese monkeys

>its another "netflix releases 50 TRASH originals instead of anything worth watching" episode

Ah yes, reckon this wont get old.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. When the fuck did this become socially acceptable?

#4. If you’re talking to a girl and she tells you outright that you should leave, or says “well, you should go back to your friends”, “it was nice meeting you”, etc:

Smile, nod, agree, and then continue talking to her as if she said nothing. Never leave set because a girl tells you to.
SHE can walk away if she wants. She has that right.
But in a public space like a bar or nightclub, you’re well within your rights to talk to whoever you want.
It’s Saturday night. It’s a social environment. You’re mixing with people.
You’re free to talk to whoever you want, and she’s free to walk away at any time.
But if she tells YOU to leave, it’s simply a test of your frame. She wants to see that you won’t buckle under social pressure.
Pass the test by ignoring it. If she tells you to leave again, look her in the eye with a sly smile and say “You’re free to go if you want to.”
Her eyes will light up and she’ll punch you in the arm. Pussy dampening commences.
Wait
do red pilled turbo virgins actually follow this advice? absolutely deluded subreddit

yes give it an honest shot for at least a few months m8
shoot for the moon and if you miss you might land among the stars

I think that market is already a bit oversaturated

*Flushes the toilet even though I only did a wee*

skinny runt

i'm 5"9 and sexually satisfied, plus i can fit into tight spaces. Quite like this height to be honest although wouldn't mind an extra inch or two.

HEY
ICELAD

youtube.com/watch?v=H8Id5jMKQh0

absolute tune

anyone under 19 is not allowed to click link.

did that lad from the last thread do his cummies yet?
still waiting to see it

recently

>But if she tells YOU to leave, it’s simply a test of your frame. She wants to see that you won’t buckle under social pressure.
>Pass the test by ignoring it. If she tells you to leave again, look her in the eye with a sly smile and say “You’re free to go if you want to.”
>Her eyes will light up and she’ll punch you in the arm. Pussy dampening commences.

Can he get a suit that fits him ffs

i cant wait until he starts doing drugs and begins reviewing them


"This is smoking on empty, drug review. Today we're eating mcdonald sand smoking a bunch of dmt. lets see if i break on through to the otherside, chaps"

Yes?

>even though

triggered

...

Do they even put good films on there anymore? I cancelled my membership last year.

>tfw you're a cute femboy and you just want another cute femboy to be your bf so you can cuddle and crossdress together
Life is suffering

really solid advice, good way to look at the world

thanks m8

here, old fashion girls can be in scouts if they want
girl guides still exist as far as I'm aware, but it's female exclusive

haha
same

bender

Just found out there's a fb group for moonshine, how great?
pretty amazing time to be alive. To bad all the dealers are in the city of fear

I'm hoping he starts doing beer reviews but he seems to be a tee totaller

gays will suffer aids

honestly? no.

they only add their shit ""originals"""" and straight to TV tier hallmark movies.

i check netflix every couple of days, just WAITING for something good to watch.

I've had this happen to me, but the girl's friend got really vocal and kept repeating herself for me to go

it's from this turbovirgin subreddit, the top post of all time

reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/5fihmu/how_to_get_laid_like_a_warlord_37_rules_of/

I don't know what to do with that information

I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about transgender children.

You'r all just a bunch of benders.

buy 10L(18k) for me and send it too me

You should just cancel your membership and get on Kodi :^)

>This guide will NOT cover: body language, pulling, or handling logistics.


bro, did you see how rodney handled the logistics of that pull? kids an artist hahhaa

Anyone here a genuine loner?

haha my sides

Kodi is flawless

t. kodi salesman

Don't think I will
I guess I would qualify

No, I'm a genuine lover

lol i was in a meeting at work earlier and i sneezed and a shit load of blood and dried cut shite landed on my nice freshly ironed white shirt. nobody said anything but several people have also commented on the fact i always seem to be breathing through my mouth i think it's only a matter of a time til someone says something lol

it's got birdman and whiplash at the moment

so...

2 whole films

virgin detected

the only way you can get laid in 2017 in america is to have netflix and to enjoy chilling

no such thing

>tfw you only have 10 mates
forever alone

My only real friend lives in Argentina and I have about 3 people outside of my family who I would even be comfortable talking to

They're both terrible

I literally refused to have sex with a girl i was once seeing, she tried to kick me out, i refused, she then proceeded far more plastered than she already was, invite her friend over, do stuff with her in attempt to make me jealous and hurl abuse at me from a cupboard. by the time she fell asleep I went downstairs and cleaned her dirt-ridden filthy kitchen that her and her smackhead mum never bothered to clean. I left it spotless, shiny. you should have seen how MAD she got. That's a woman's kitchen and me saying it wasn't good enough. serves her fucking right #parred

>people here are only now finding theredpill

holy fucking christ the newfaggotry is strong I've only been gone a month tops and no-one fukcing remembers fucking anything

newfags fuck off.

filtered

filtered the namecunt

t. pleb

asianmasc is better

babestation

>theredpill
haha I always wanted to know how not to pull

aznidentity is best

*noises*

Not a loner but I've cut my ties with most of my "friends" and I close a close group of friends now. I find it hard to trust people cos I've been fucked around so much over the years.

DO NOT MASTURBATE

>#5. You’re talking to a woman and there’s an uncomfortably long lull in the conversation.
>Stare into her left pupil while saying nothing. Instant sexual tension.

Unironically in love with an anime character lads what do I do

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38720250

>Residents of a County Mayo town are being plagued by callers trying to reach X-rated TV channel Babestation.

>People in Westport are up in arms over late-night landline calls intended for the UK-based station.

>The mix-up is a result of Irish viewers calling the show's premium-rate numbers, which start with 098, without adding the international dialling code

lol could you imagine being bombarded with phone calls by horny, likely drunk or drugged up irishmen? be hilarious

*have a close

I can't cringe and wank at the same time

boring thread pirates

Just unsubscribed from every default subreddit. I couldn't stand the pseudointellectual left-wing circlejerk any longer.

Nothing gets the pussy gushing quite like my serial killer impression

Release pic related into your house then strike a match

So you'll replace it with pseudointellectual right wing circlejerks nice

...

hate life in all its beautiful and wondrous glory lads
think everything should just die tbqhwy

why are they protesting if they do not live in america
youtube.com/watch?v=YxdmezWbe38

10 Warning Signs You Might Be Living In A Fascist Country.

feeling the loneliness at the moment
could use a friend in the world

elaborate

Better be Aisha Clanclan you little bender

dumb pirate frogposter

tips on how to get girls by a ridiculously good looking rocket surgeon delta force quantum race car fighter

1) DON'T let her be intimidated by your attractive aura
2) if she compliments you, then it's a machiavellian trick and she is looking to harvest your organs. Smile and send her back to her friends with a well placed kick in the lumbar spine
3) NEVER touch the girl or else she will become absolutely obsessed with you
4) ALWAYS kiss her first. if she tries to kiss you first, she may have slipped some sort of sedative under her tongue in order to dose and kidnap you so REJECT HER
5) TRY not to do discuss or reveal sort of easy but intelligent topics like quantum calculation or millenium prize work in the club or your intelligence MAY intimidate her
6) ALL anyone can talk about in the entire club is how good looking you are so don't get upset if you overhear a girl talking about a hot guy in the club and she gets your height, hair colour and skin colour wrong - girls talk in CODES to avoid shaming (very sad!!!)
7) DON'T trust a word anyone says because they will just LIE to get you alone and exploit your renaissance abilities and attractiveness for illegal gain (OCEANS 11!!!!)
8) BE YOURSELF

follow thes tips and models/actresses/royalty will be get the tip and more from you!!!

No, I'm a centrist.

they're geordies

the defaults on reddit are mainly centrist desu

screeching

It's not flawless cos some of the addons don't work sometimes, but it's better than paying the jews

really feel like doing a drink lads
last time i drank i ahd a seizure tho
makes me think

there are two kiwis downstairs (the fruit)
at the moment i fancy eating a kiwi (the fruit)
might venture downstairs to get one (or maybe even two)

They really aren't. They're far, far left. Their response to has been almost completely positive.

having a big think(wank)

Rate the so called GF lads

having a big think(about killing myself)