/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

bill gates edition

Have you respected the robot today?

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What'd you get on your SATs buds? I remember getting 1700.

who /carneasadafries/

Never had to take the SAT.

Got a 26 on my ACT though.

you fuck it

Sounds good

Actually now that I think of it, it was closer to 1800. Would've been 1800 if I studied for the math part.

My deer roast is almost done

Tfw no gf.

Jandali further told Simpson that he once managed a Mediterranean restaurant near San Jose and that "all of the successful technology people used to come there. Even Steve Jobs... oh yeah, he used to come in, and he was a sweet guy, and a big tipper."

really makes me think.

Why is Kanye considered a musical genius?

got almost a perfect score on the writing, did good on the reading, and WAY below normal on math

cant remember the numbers

Why not take a break from live performance, get your life in order, and make a return to music later while keeping in practice now?

go listen to MBDTF, Yeezus, and TLoP and you'll understand

All I want is a menial job that provides me with enough money to rent an apartment.

Is that too much to ask?

>tfw have a good chance of getting a gf soon if everything stays on track
>and WAY below normal on math
I got something in the low 500s on math. God, I fucking hate math.

I got a 19 on my ACT lel

Graduated with a 2.5 GPA

it's rough my dude, I know the feeling. I just finished and got a job at an office. I tell ya, working 5 days a week is fucking horrible. I feel like I have no time for anything, I eat, sleep, and work, and spend all my time at work hoping for the weekend, then the weekend goes by in the blink of an eye, reset. Tuff, but I am making lots of monies

1450, I think?

it's a elaborate meme

also MBDTF is incredibly overrated

nuke the south west

Kanye marketed himself as one tho

Why do urbanites hate comfy suburbs?

Is it because they're too quiet and safe?

don't do it. I did and it sucked the life out of me.

if you had above a 3.00 in high school ur a nerd

t. 2.9 master race

>TLOP
>yeezus

beautiful.

>also MBDTF is incredibly overrated

I'm breaking up with you.

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I had a 4.0 GPA in highschool and have a B average in college right now despite being a lazy bastard and not studying for my finals

Comfy

POST YOUR FUCKING BANGS YOU TROLLUP

100% verbal
85% math

Feels fine, desu.

>tfw graduated magna cum laude from university

dude, stfu

needs more chihuahuas tied to trees

go eat a nasty pastry

How good was your high school's football team?

My school maybe won 5 games the entire 4 years I was there. I think that's a sign we're a good school academically

i had a 4.0 at community college and a 3.5 the first time i went to college

good work nerd

What phones do you have, /cum/?
I have the S7.

>tfw poor and went to second rate technical school
>tfw dropped out after attempting suicide

*dies eating nasty pastry*
thanks u.s

nexus 5x

>falling for the contract phone jew

Moto Z force

>horror roommate stories are an actual fucking thing
What the fuck

im gonna kill myself 2night lads.

LITERALLY 0-10 every year. However my senior year we went 0-5 at home and 5-0 on the road in my senior year, then lost the first playoff game. So trash as fuck

>tfw these kind of houses reminds me to spongebob and patchy the pirate

Am I supposed to feel this bad though?

YOU MADE A NEW THREAD WITHOUT ME ASSHOLES

UHHHHHHH 310 POSTS???? ONLY 290??? NOW THREAD? RETARD LOL FUCK YOU

this is why i didn't fall for the roommate meme

i'll happily pay 50% more to live on my own

when worlds collide

hack

literally who are you lol

Consider yourself very lucky if you can get a blowjob from her.

>be depressed because I'm lonely
>start talking with people
>have been "hanging out" with people lately
>possibly getting a gf soon
>still feel empty and want to kill myself
I'd go to a doctor but I'm too self conscious.

2100, yes I am a genyus

Good luck.

lol

we got to the playoffs every year and always lost to some christian school from sacramento or something

>tfw too skelly for the squad

you kill me and i kill you.

Where are there people to talk to?

I'm still in college

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Its societies fault

You should go spend time in the woods and brood

I had a weed obsessed roommate through most of college. He was nice and cool to hangout with, though always wanted to play super smash bros even when I was studying.

JV was better than Varsity and the coach's kid was QB every year .
Our baseball and volleyball team were all state though.

Go to the doctor and get on that pill dependency

are you too smart to try a cockmeatsandwich?

who here sits in the shower and cries and eventually falls asleep

>not living in an apartment for 3/4ths the cost of a dorm
Pleb

Jenny Death > the rest

SPIKES SPIKES SPIKES

Oh. Maybe I'll be able to re-attend this year. I had to leave for reason of decline in mental health.

Toon Link master race

Whatever happened to that guy from the Apprentice?

>I used toon link

dorms here cost the same as apartments, but are sometimes cheaper because no transit costs.

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I think he has his own show now.

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I sit and occasionally cry. never sleep though.
Sitting in the shower is great though, you can reach everything.

post your cumstation

prefer the one on the left
she knows what she wants

right is the obvious choice

pleb ass bitch
R.O.B, Ike, Villager, and Shiek are also part of the master race

Why don't you just get an irregular gf?
I live five minutes away from class. Also everyone in my college gets a card which gives them free bus rides throughout the city.

>toon link
you are the type of guy who loves the cockmeatsandwich

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it is pretty comfy.

I should've for sure. Apartments around here can sometimes be a steal considering the area. I pay about $700 now by myself in a city and I don't hear gunshots every night
Always been yoshi

Victoria Justice I'm in love with you now

that card is probably included in your tuition fees.

my school had a dental and transit card fee. you'd have to fight the school to remove it.

>not only an item spammer, but he needs power armour to stand a chance against anyone
>uses sheik too because he's too much of a scrub to git gud with an original character

wish my Sup Forums gf would respond to my yukata request

today, right now, sadly, there are only rudeposters in /cum/...

I had the chance but I was a blind idiot
>dude i'm gonna put you in eggs and drop you off the map
good times
1v1 me

Actually, you have to buy it for $15. It also functions like a debit card for shit you can buy on campus (you can use a normal credit/debit card too).