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>hes here
edition

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i said give me an idea for a dark souls (1) build

class war

Anime

>yanks
>not ridiculously insecure

youtube.com/watch?v=jzysxHGZCAU

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give it up mate

love this guy.

although lets not act like you could find plenty of brits getting fucking annoyed by a camera in your face.

I've been to your country, ive seen brits get mad at other brits when they stand to close to them on the tube

play bb instead

FOY

*passes da lean*

>I've been to your country, ive seen brits get mad at other brits when they stand to close to them on the tube

chatting breeze

fuck off you stupid cunt

keep it going

Geralt of Rivia

australians are humourous and informative, any anti australian post i've ever made has been pure banter and completely not serious

americans on the other hand i have nothing but intense, unfettered hatred for

every time i say FOY, i mean it down to the deepest, darkest, most deprived reaches of my heart
F

O

Y

*posts a picture of some dreary suburb street thinking anyone will be impressed*

hehe serves you brits right

its our gimmick, he then replies with "lol"

fuck off newcunts.

hello

>ive seen brits get mad at other brits when they stand to close to them on the tube
Not really a thing that happens, it's not the British way to get into a conflict about anything petty like that

hey, how are you?

>he
check uoy're privilege

>Breeze

FOY its breese

>not the one where he looks like a 23 years old brickhouse

the dreariest suburb in America is still less grim than your average rowhouse street in the UK

boring

I think crunchies are underrated as a chocolate bar

this guy looks cool who is he?

have a sneaking suspicion that this so-called "brit diaspora yank" has actually never been to britain

Sorry but this is just false. British people area always chatting shit and starting bar fights, more than any other countrymen I've seen in my life, ESPECIALLY on holiday.

Go to amsterdam and anyone thats in a fight will be a brit.

Its always over little shit talk that bubbles up

liking the shirt alan

Did the user who was writing a story yesterday deliver?

just realised i haven't showered in 2 weeks
i keep getting a whiff of myself and it smells foul, but somehow good at the same time, like when you smell your own farts.
if i had to describe the stench, it'd say it was a cheese + vinegar smell.

What the fuck is a rowhouse you absolute creasemaster

this was only 4km from the Chicago loop, the 2nd densest area in the US after manhattan

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When I went to America I was surprised by how unfriendly everyone was. I thought everyone would want to talk to me and ask how I was and all that other over enthusiastic shite you associate with yanks but they're just as much moody pricks as people here.

wish americans had better insults

why did we just get lazy and stick with faggot, retard, dickhead, asshole, motherfucker, bitch, and pussy

akimbo model 1887 + commando

no it isn't because those terrace homes will often be right beside a load of shops for the locals, public space, and be in an easily walkable area.

Thanks man. Appreciate it

meant for

they describe you lot best 2bh

Where'd you go?

The coasts are terrible for it and just snobby. The flyover states and the south are very friendly generally

.44 tactical knife with unlimited sprint

whats the problem?

whatever you call it when your "house" is attached to the "houses" on either side of it.

ahhh yes, it's time for yanks to come into /brit/ and tell everyone about how bad britain is

Ah yes it's another britain vs the US debate: housing edition. I'm out of this charade of a general tbqh.

>tfw I started it with bait
>regretting it now

It really says a lot about yanks that they won't go to /cum/ because it's too full of retarded yanks

Post YFW the average British home is just over 800 square feet yet costs over $350k US Dollars.

AHAHAHAHAHHAH

does the algerian own any other shirts?

see you tomorrow, lad

Matched with a cute girl on tinder and asked what her cute dog's name was

She unmatched instead of replying

i made a claim about shitty post war housing being close to every american downtown and was backing it up with evidence

I was in Texas, people were nice but not overly friendly.

business idea: a general for americans

oh wait

aw, lad

the swipe was probably an accident

>your houses are more valuable than ours

it's because we're richer than you

Terraced houses?
Only hipsters live there these days, they're seen as quite trendy for single people or couples to live in because of their Victorian brickwork and interiors and the fact they're usually only a couple of minute's walk from a town centre

>all these virgins upset about JK ROWLING virgin shaming

howling

hmm can't say either of those houses look like shit even the clapboarded one

>yanks ruin /cum/ so they come to /brit/
>yanks ruin /brit/

um why did you just virgin shame?

>hello. user, is it? Louis from the BBC. Good to meet you user.
>I've noticed you have folders on your computer of black men with white women... is this like a sort of fetish?
>so you're saying you're NOT a cuckold, as it were? Other people are?
>doesn't it maybe seem a bit odd to store these pictures as a way to demonstrate others as cuckolds?

>that folder there, "c-c-c-", what does it mean user?
>cunny? and what exactly is a "cunny"?
>but how is it different from just a regular vagina?
>oh... and so you have an entire folder dedicated to those cunnies? can you show it to us?
>you seem to really fancy that "bribri" girl, user, why is that?
>before I could get user to finish explaining to me that last bit, he mumbled something about a "janitor" and disappeared, and so my time investigating cunny culture was coming to an end, alas I am left with as many questions now about this whole curious topic as before I began my research...

>he hasn't seen the tiger-based powershirt

dont respond to it

>having to pay out the ass for housing
>richer

>Welcome to America

did definitely read this

i'm 19 and i've only spoke to 3 girls in my entire life.
and by "spoke to", i mean had a conversation with on more than one occasion.
one of them was a lesbian, so she doesn't really count
one of them was a girl i went to primary school with
one of them felt sorry for me and used to hug me all the time

NOT a good predicament to be in, lads
i have absolutely no idea how to talk to girls

I forgot the part where owning a house as a millennial making you borderline upper class in the UK.

>he thinks 350k burgerbucks is a lot of money
Get a load of this septic poorfag
You dropped your food stamps Tyrone......and your gay card

Housing is more expensive on more desirable areas.
The UK is a more desirable place to live in than the US.
It's not hard desu

same la'

are you a robot or just a socially unsuccessful normalfag?

Do Americans ever find it weird how you can't walk between all these shops, you have to drive from one to another.

Someone told me to get out so I came here.

why the gosh darn heck is NB not fixed yet, tens of thousands without power after five days
literally already surpassed damages that a fucking HURRICANE did to newfoundland (Igor)

>cannot comprehend the housing market
>does not realise that houses are assets that can be sold at considerable profit
>does not realise that house prices are skyrocketing in britain at the moment
>does not realise a lot of people are very rich because of this

>My time with user has come to an end. During our time together, I learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irrelevant, self-deprecating style of humour and his ability to show compassion forward those who shared his "feels". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the internet" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of common interests but common sense of displacement. Although they have been attacked in the media as nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realised that the "Internet Hate Machine" hates nothing more than itself.

the us is wealthier than the uk by almost every measure in all honesty

>one chance at life
>wasn't born in the pacific north-west USA/Canada

*walks in and looks around*

buncha stupid fucks, you are

*leaves*

poo brunswick

well that's a highway rest stop area, so of course it's not weird.

im not part of this but this is so wrong and you clearly don't understand basic economics.

cringing right now

is it more acceptable to wear colorful stuff like that there?

I have a lot of light shirts similar to that but here everyone mostly wears grey/earthy colours and thick clothes.

I'm going to Asia soon though and looking to expand my hot weather wardrobe

>resorts to using a proxy

must be ashamed

It will get better with time if you don't hang on /brit/ too much and start identifying with the culture of this general. Otherwise you're fucked.
At 19 you're a baby in man's age. Yojr mind is full of shit and testosterone and youvcan't think clear (despite having the feeling that you do I know). You're also poorer and weaker than men in their thrties. You simply don't ewist to girls your age. Our peak is around 38 with a very fat tail until we are in our sixties oe so.

>$18 trillion debt

this is bad for everyone except property flippers and old people

did you guys get any of that storm?
eastern newfoundland's sitting just below zero for the next few days

Take all these other sweaty burgers with you

Yes and they are extremely cheap and light too. Perfect for the weather here.

just got a captcha image that was the EXACT same image as I've gotten before

spooky

Banastre did nothing wrong 2bh

most areas won't even have sidewalk or even any area for you to walk along the road

not that there is anywhere you could walk to realistically.

a few flurries lol

@36
thought you said you were fucking off

Doesn't make it a more desirable place to live, you could either live in a large but badly insulated and cheaply built house which is a long drive away from any shops, sights or anything of interest, or you could live in a smaller but well built and comfy house only a few minute's walk from shops, parks, cinemas, museums, train stations and anything else you might want