What are some top-tier Kitchen Nightmares?

What are some top-tier Kitchen Nightmares?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=kQJHYFK3LTQ
youtube.com/watch?v=rdQFhK4GPYY
youtube.com/watch?v=C9McVmg_YRs
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

hotel hell

Original UK series

The one where he shouts at the owner and the staff, that was hilarious.

Obligatory

youtube.com/watch?v=kQJHYFK3LTQ

its like kanoguti made the noise

10/10

Every Kitchen Nightmare UK

also,
>Sebastian's
>The Mixing Bowl Eatery
>Fiesta Sunrise
>Hot Potato Cafe
>Capri
>Down City
>The Burger Kitchen
>La Galleria
>Amy's Baking Company

>Every Kitchen Nightmare UK

>it doesn't have cymbal crashes mixed louder than the clearly scripted dialogue every five seconds
>so boring lmao

Every episode of kitchen nightmares, both US and UK
>I know nothing about cooking or operating a business!
>I'll open a restaurant
>"do this, this, and this and it'll save the restaurant
>I don't want to do that don't tell me how to run my restaurant
>just kidding

UK:

>Bonaparte's
21 year old blags his way into a head chef's job and unsurprisingly has no fucking clue what he's doing. Gordon demolishes him and ruins his life, to this day from police reports and news on the guy since.

>La Parra Burriana
Comfiest episode of Kitchen Nightmares, with clueless idiots running a restaurant in Spain with chocolate prawns, porno-sized sausages and dogshit on the floor. Best episode to be introduced to the series.


>Piccolo Teatro
Owner refuses to work at all, eventually walks out on the show to become a hooker in Paris - literally true-.

>The Fish and Anchor
Ramsay walks into the middle of a fucking domestic. Also Shrek in a frock.


US:

>Sebastian's
Pick & mix menu and delusional owner cause Ramsay's mind to cave in.

>Amy's Baking Company
Self-explanatory.

>The Burger Kitchen
One of the biggest clusterfucks Ramsay has ever walked into. Owner is the son of a huge mob figure from Australia, he himself has scammed his own children, who have various mental problems too. I felt bad for Ramsay to have to be there.

You forgot the best part of the show, when they go inspect their kitchen and find all sorts of ungodly toxic sludge.

Charlie's

...

Why did Tommy have so much sadness in his heart?

you're mom LMAO XD

YOU NEED THE FUCKING TICKET

He's a closeted homosexual, it's pretty obvious.

I live around the block, closed a few months ago. His crying was pathetic, his daughter sexy/high test.

>high test
pics

this, just now finished last night's episode, ridiculous

This daft witch of a woman is infuriating, that place decrepit, the food disgusting. Baking burgers then putting them in the fridge to boil to order. Freezing a store-bought rotisserie chicken for 6 months before microwaving it. Dreadful.

UK
youtube.com/watch?v=rdQFhK4GPYY


US
youtube.com/watch?v=C9McVmg_YRs

Which is better?

We all know UK is comfier while US is funnier

can't wait for part 2

did you go in and play with those big fat dago tits?

also wasn't there another qt waitress there too?

Fuck all of that.

The F Word is what you should be watching.

>UK Gordon Ramsay
>tries to be reasonable
>focus is on the business, less on the drama
>very little manipulation from sound track or tacky handholding; lets the audience decide what they think of things

>US Gordon Ramsay
>makes pretty much no effort to be reasonable; jumps straight to treating them like the scum of the earth who should hurry up and kill themselves, and is always looking to pick a fight (clearly not due to a difference in attitude, like some people claim; some of the absolute dumbest, most selfish, most ridiculous arrogant and lazy people from his shows are from UK KN, and he gives them far more respect than they deserve)
>BLEEP
>orchestra blaring in the background, trying to dictate what the audience should feel at any given scene
>feels like reality TV

I would argue the UK show is just as manipulative, but in different ways.

There's several times they cut the audio and Gordon's narration comes over the top to blame the the incompetent owners or chefs for problems that are happening on screen. In the Parra Burriana episode, he keeps pushing for the owner to serve Gordon's simpler menu rather than his own during service. When the owner eventually does, it causes mass confusion and the night goes even worse, but Gordon's narration kicks in before we see this to explain that the owner 'pushed the button too late', and it's the staff's incompetence that fucked them.

I'm not saying that it wasn't necessarily the staffs fault, but there's a lot of these tricks throughout the series to make Gordon come off better than he might otherwise.

POO IN LOO