Why aren't you Catholic?

Why aren't you Catholic?

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I drift in and out of christianity.

because I am enlightened by my own intelligence

I want to go to heaven

Because abrahamic religions are extremely primitive and basic and separate man from god and from nature.
I'm way too ahead for such rustic notions.

>Post a demon
>Thinks it isn't an edgy twisted version of Abrahamic religion

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I am a cultural Catholic
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I don't want to get molested

>2017
>religion

>tfw too smart to be catholic.

so you're too young to be here

I am

I'm not Mexican.

yet

I'm not filipinas

...

Worst 15 years of my life.

Well, ok, the first 7 I can barely remember them, but the rest were pretty shitty.

Did padre molest you too?

I don't follow sand religion.

Because I'm not.

I am a cultural protestant! No way would I ever be cathocuck scum

Because the infallible cuck pope loves niggers and shitskins so much he's undermining national law and politics to flood Europe with them.

Reminder if you are catholic and you do not support the infallible cuck pope, you are not a catholic, you are now a protestant.

>Why aren't you Catholic?
because I wasn't raised catholic

I am not a pedophile.

Same
Otherwise i would be like i really hate muslims and i'd become a catholic out of spite but i was never religious and neither has anyone in my family for generations, so i'd feel like it's dishonest. I mean i don't even believe in god i just hate muslims, if i told that to the priest he'd probably refuse to baptize me wouldn't he ?

Go ahead and whorship trees then you fucking hippie

Because I'm a Christian

>Implying people give a shit about religion here
keks

Of course I'm Catholic.

If I weren't an atheist I'd be a protestant desu.

He's right though.

Probably yes.

Tbh your family's sort are the ones who began Europe down this path, so fuck you desu.

Just be an Anglican then. It's the worst of both worlds.

It's always people from the 3rd world that are catholic.

I am, Im just not a church-goer.

I have my own philosophy, as any person willing to think for themselves should.

Of course there's nothing wrong if you don't want to either.

because divna and that one youtube documentary about byzanitum

Agreed. High Church Anglicans are just Catholics who aren't in communion with Rome