Motd thread

starts at 10:30

>RUNNING ORDER

Bur/Liv, Sto/ManC, Wat/Che, Swa/Hull, WBA/Eve, Tot/CP, Lei/Ars, ManU/Sou

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>man u on last

Lmao

I thought mou was going to play 'the united way'

>manU last
How many times did this happen?

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youtube.com/watch?v=vZaR8vXxceA

they played yesterday in fairness

>motd after we lost

won't be watching this

Probably because it was a Friday night match.

>match of the DAY

should be grateful that they are even on the programme desu

feels bad lads

LOL

Christ, what was the potential payout on this?

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>Sheffield Poonited

I think the nicest part of Chelsea game was the Chelsea finally defended the lead by attacking and being a threat, instead of giving up the ball and praying.

250k.. not mine obviously

Fuck me you could have bought so many potatoes with that dolla

Well that was depressing

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Most of us degozaimasu desu.

u dont look like a girls user

Reminds of that one where the guy had a load of games all at +7.5 goals or whatever and they all game in apart from one where the last goal he needed was wrongly disallowed.

>other

he isnt


how long will the hull meme last?

>how long will the hull meme last?
It's already over.

They have Mou next.

The tigers will M A U L United.

Time for Mou to become Mouyes again

>Pellgerini still at the stadium

Fucking hell, that dedication

Watch Hull forget how to play because of their ex-United caretaker manager.

It'll happen.

>implying the same thing won't happen to hull

>Liverpool on first

Oh you're all going to have your pathetic 'fun' with that aren't you?

Lets have some facts shall we?
-We have a top three manager in the world. I say top three because I don't know if Kloppo is better than Pep or not
-Best fans in the world
-Today we won the possession and the shots on goal. Had far more than Burnley
-Exciting dynamic team
-Lots of young English talent brought through the ranks.
-Top 5 club in the world in terms of prestige
-The new main stand is huge and will look immense on fans television screens across the whole world
-Kloppo's geegee pressing is the modern version of what Shanks would have us playing if he was still around
-Today has probably done us a favour, the whole club was on a high after we DEMOLITION Barca and Arsenal. So this will focus minds.
-Today's match was originally scheduled for Anfield but was changed due to construction work. It obviously would have been a very different result if it was as originally planned.

So you pricks laugh as much as you want now. I know I will be laughing in May. Got a good feeling. Shankly is looking down on us and smiling. We go again. YNWA.

They're going to win 4 games in a row to beat Derby and then lose every game afterwards

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>"it's our year la, we've got fucking Kloppo - best coach in the world la'"
>beat Barcelona 4-0
>"look how far we've come la', we've got so many boss players; the prem teams will be running scared"
>lose 4-0 to Mainz
>"it's only preseason, it doesn't mean anything la'"
>"Man Utd's season will go up the chimney, Man City can't deal with our gegenpressing"
>beat Arsenal 4-3
>"IT'S OUR FUCKING YEAR LA, Utd and City winning their first games doesn't mean anything but our wins are meaningful and decisive YNWA JFT96"
>lose 2-0 to Burnley
>B-U-R-N-L-E-Y
>"defending is easy" - Jurgen "Kloppo" Klopp

another year of this shit

I'VE NEVER FELT MORE LIKE SINGING THE BLUES
WHEN EVERTON WIN AND LIVERPOOL LOSE
OH EVER, YOU'VE GOT ME SINGING THE BLUES

I might start doing these 10p accas. They're all fairly obvious results except for Liverpool. They lost me a £280 treble but I'm sort of glad such a scummy club lost.

waited all day for this, getting pissed, MOTD, marvellous

>Liverpool being shit means I have to watch city and olympics simultaneously
fuck u

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN

same

thought i've always got that feeling in the back of my head that i'm sad and lonely

One week later the intro is still shit

>phil neville kicked out of valencia as well

wew lad

you're never alone with a pint

COME ON BURNLEY

does anyone remember danny ings

>only on iplayer, not bbc sport
fuck

getting sick of these shite images on the PL twitter lads

I really hate Burnley for taking points off City last time they were in the league

Lmao

klopp hates him

fucking hell, that is awful

those are west ham hex codes mate

Is he still at liverpool

Liverpool nicked Citys away kit from last season

Can arse have him?

why are you posting villa colours la

>getting beat by Andy Gray's evil homophobic cousin

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ANDRE GRAY

HE HATES GAYS

so much potential for a good chant

why is everyone in non-league racist?

>apart from one where the last goal he needed was wrongly disallowed
Don't bookies often pay out in these sort of circumstances? Pretty good PR.

Fuck the premier league and fuck you for watching match of the day. Support your local club not the oil rich clubs ran by foreign owners, with foreign managers and a team full of foreign players who get paid £100k+ a week. You're all a fucking disgrace for buying into this bullshit, it is all your fault

don't see why not

not quite as catchy as chat shit get banged

How can one team have the same problem for at least 4 years now and every year it doesn't get fixed?

black people can't be racist

>Andre Gray sorry for homophobic tweet calling for gay people to ‘burn and die’

theguardian.com/football/2016/aug/20/andre-gray-apologises-homophobic-tweet-gay

Yeah, like all 5 of them

why would they need a striker? they've got giroud, walcott and sanogo

you talking about arse liverpool or united?

If you're not racist then get the fuck out of my country.

explain the milner at left back meme to me

Are you saying Boo or Boournley?

Burnley is only about 10 miles from Rochdale

Could have an away day and watch City play them

hubris

>bringing on Lukas Jutkiewicz

the ultimate insult

Yeah, I'm sure he's turned into an LGBTQ activist in those 4 years

remember when milner joined liverpool because they'd promised to play him in the middle

a shit transfer policy

I live in burnley

gonna go undercover as a city fan and murder you

klopp won't buy a left back for unknown reasons & moreno is shit

>Flopp

>If you're not racist then get the fuck out of my country.

>we've probably got the biggest heart in league
Who are Hull?

>19% possession
kek this is celtic-barcelona all over again

kek gray has a fucking stab wound on his cheek he's genuinely a full on roadman

>Sean Dyche will never get that cum unstuck from his throat

>-Today we won the possession and the shots on goal. Had far more than Burnley

It was like a cup final for Burnley

Of course Klopp lost it

Not sure what happened to sanogo actually

>Danny Mills 'analysis'

top lad, will give you 100 (you)s if you pull it off

Because watching some spanner bang balls wide for 90 minutes is boring. Same reason we don't watch women's - it's less enjoyable if it's not top level.

Besides that you can pay £100 for sky and bt and still not even see 50% of Orem games, let alone less.

burnley are gonna win the league with 20% possession every week

I was saying Boournley

Bad post

>I live in Burnley

They have internet there?

A media filled with blinkered Liverpool fans.

They've been going on about amazing beautiful football when all they've been doing is filling the team with attacking players and not giving a shit about defence

Great teams are built on a strong defence as it lets you control the match far more.

Without that backbone you see what you get today: endless outside the box potshots and you fall apart when they counter attack.

>sanogo
RIP

I miss old FM's where he won the prem 10 times in a row for my sunderland

>Manica has stopped having his posts autodeleted
How can we fix this lad?

>Because watching some spanner bang balls wide for 90 minutes is boring

literally describing coutinho

he's still around and he's still at arsenal he's just really really bad

he was loaned to ajax last season and made an absolute fool of himself, so he got recalled went to charlton scored a hattrick on his debut and then didn't really do much else so now he's back at arsenal