/BRIT/

Londoners are cancer edition

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have regular fantasies about buying Sup Forums then promptly rangebanning all yanks and deleting all anime boards

>caps
fuck off

cara

i'm 6'4 and I wouldn't go out with a girl taller than 6'

So proddies in NI want him to visit?

well?

Who knows, I knew a girl in uni who always went on about wanting a quiet nerdy bookish bf.

Yet every other weekend she'd bring back some giga Chad rugby lad or something to fuck then moan about how she hates them the next day, only to do the same thing all over again.

She did have a lot of beta orbiters that were like she said she wanted, but she never did anything with them.

This 2bh

drinking a vodka cruiser

So the English are American boot lickers?

the left wing ones, yes

scotland has been licking boots since it's creation pal

>So the Armenians are Roman boot lickers?

we invented boot licking

And Scots are cucks what else is new

left Catholicism once the new pope came in and started chatting leftist political nonsense like open borders for America and Europe

I am now a proud Protestant

>hate english pop music
>love non-english pop music
hmm

youtube.com/watch?v=FOjSvcFjmlo

perhaps you just have awful taste

drinking a whiskey dreadnought

what type of cheese is babybel?

maybe

>tfw no gf

miss the ex 2bh

it's its own type of cheese, but it's similar to edam

same la'

hoping things will get better and soon

Processed? dunno mate like

i was wondering

You were wondering what a pozz-cuckold is? Well, let me explain.

The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.

Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.

The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a litte. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.

Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.

not an iota

ba ba ba

*does a little dance*

ba babybel

ba barbara-ann

alri

...

>contracting aids
uh you contract hiv and then that eventually leads to aids

youtube.com/watch?v=xXeL3CHdLYk

;-;

listening to scouting for girls

I feel significantly more empathy towards animals than towards people

>Payet 'didn't speak to anybody for six weeks'

one of us

never held a girl's hand

You're an average overly emotional retard

been awake for almost 2 hours and I've done shit all

*turns the frogs gay*

Need an Australian gf

wait your turn

was going to make some porridge but fuck everything

never put my benis in a vagina.

Business idea: genetically engineer some males to be extremely effeminate

...

basically all the music I listen to was made between 2005 and 2010

howling

Trump is conducting a coo de tar

j.k howling

I know you are but what am I

hokago tea time?

jesus fucking christ we need an independent england now 2bh

alri lads aiming for 2pm wake up but have alarms set all the way til 10 just in case x

new favourite food: beef sausages

want to move to northern england i figure it would befit a hardman such as myself

BRAIN IN OVERLOAD

if you look carefully they're actually the same bloke

fake news

my gf is better than your gf

Really got the noggin joggin

jews and muslims are more american than americans

my gf has a penis

These people are really going hard on this one without even knowing the facts.

ahh yes, that first sip of the day

business idea: euthanise the depressed and give their organs to sick people who want to live

best post I've seen all day

just spent 120 quid on a flight for my gf

not liking this man pays for everything meme 2bh

thanks mate

just posted stephen mulhern on Sup Forums

MAKE
ANGLESEY
GREAT
AGAIN

it's 7 degrees, why are people walking around in parkas, hats and gloves?

norman wankers

...

why are you sat inside wanking to anime?

I'm not, stop projecting

He's not but I am

just had sex lads, ama

>it's proven that you're wanking to anime
>dismiss it and say someone else is

kek mate, kek

good lad

>just wanked to anime lads, ama

everyone stop wanking to anime you fat busturds

superbowl on sunday lads!

wanking to a yank girl called Annie-May, lads

I refuse

I love you you brit bastards.

stop wanking to anime

Business idea: Set up a sanctuary for autists in the peak district called Cherrydale

want another vodka cruiser but I can't really justify it

what do nipples taste like
how was the fanny
did you taste the fanny
was the fanny shaved

just had some frog french fuck tell me he loves me

looks a bit bent

what's that song, it goes like

"wanking to anime in the hotel california"
"do do do do do do do do"

if /brit/ had a soundtrack, it would be done by The Streets imo

the fact is; Love Trumps Hate
what's so difficult to understand?
are you some kind of white nationalist?

if girls are friendly I assume they want to fuck me

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DO I HAVE SUCH A TERRIBLE HANGOVER!
HOW DO I CURE IT!
How are you going to celebrate it?

uh, you're sooooo wrong, according to the constitution coming here as a legal immigrant is a right, the right to live, the right of equal rights, the right of equal opportunity, i mean immigrants do give us intel on our enemies, build our bridges, invent new microchips, get the bigger picture?

dry your eyes mate haha

if girls aren't mean to me i assume they want to fuck me