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have regular fantasies about buying Sup Forums then promptly rangebanning all yanks and deleting all anime boards
>caps
fuck off
cara
i'm 6'4 and I wouldn't go out with a girl taller than 6'
So proddies in NI want him to visit?
well?
Who knows, I knew a girl in uni who always went on about wanting a quiet nerdy bookish bf.
Yet every other weekend she'd bring back some giga Chad rugby lad or something to fuck then moan about how she hates them the next day, only to do the same thing all over again.
She did have a lot of beta orbiters that were like she said she wanted, but she never did anything with them.
This 2bh
drinking a vodka cruiser
So the English are American boot lickers?
the left wing ones, yes
scotland has been licking boots since it's creation pal
>So the Armenians are Roman boot lickers?
we invented boot licking
And Scots are cucks what else is new
left Catholicism once the new pope came in and started chatting leftist political nonsense like open borders for America and Europe
I am now a proud Protestant
>hate english pop music
>love non-english pop music
hmm
perhaps you just have awful taste
drinking a whiskey dreadnought
what type of cheese is babybel?
maybe
>tfw no gf
miss the ex 2bh
it's its own type of cheese, but it's similar to edam
same la'
hoping things will get better and soon
Processed? dunno mate like
i was wondering
You were wondering what a pozz-cuckold is? Well, let me explain.
The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.
Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.
The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a litte. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.
Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.
not an iota
ba ba ba
*does a little dance*
ba babybel
ba barbara-ann
alri
...
>contracting aids
uh you contract hiv and then that eventually leads to aids
listening to scouting for girls
I feel significantly more empathy towards animals than towards people
>Payet 'didn't speak to anybody for six weeks'
one of us
never held a girl's hand
You're an average overly emotional retard
been awake for almost 2 hours and I've done shit all
*turns the frogs gay*
Need an Australian gf
wait your turn
was going to make some porridge but fuck everything
never put my benis in a vagina.
Business idea: genetically engineer some males to be extremely effeminate
...
basically all the music I listen to was made between 2005 and 2010
howling
Trump is conducting a coo de tar
j.k howling
I know you are but what am I
hokago tea time?
jesus fucking christ we need an independent england now 2bh
alri lads aiming for 2pm wake up but have alarms set all the way til 10 just in case x
new favourite food: beef sausages
want to move to northern england i figure it would befit a hardman such as myself
BRAIN IN OVERLOAD
if you look carefully they're actually the same bloke
fake news
my gf is better than your gf
Really got the noggin joggin
jews and muslims are more american than americans
my gf has a penis
These people are really going hard on this one without even knowing the facts.
ahh yes, that first sip of the day
business idea: euthanise the depressed and give their organs to sick people who want to live
best post I've seen all day
just spent 120 quid on a flight for my gf
not liking this man pays for everything meme 2bh
thanks mate
just posted stephen mulhern on Sup Forums
MAKE
ANGLESEY
GREAT
AGAIN
it's 7 degrees, why are people walking around in parkas, hats and gloves?
norman wankers
...
why are you sat inside wanking to anime?
I'm not, stop projecting
He's not but I am
just had sex lads, ama
>it's proven that you're wanking to anime
>dismiss it and say someone else is
kek mate, kek
good lad
>just wanked to anime lads, ama
everyone stop wanking to anime you fat busturds
superbowl on sunday lads!
wanking to a yank girl called Annie-May, lads
I refuse
I love you you brit bastards.
stop wanking to anime
Business idea: Set up a sanctuary for autists in the peak district called Cherrydale
want another vodka cruiser but I can't really justify it
what do nipples taste like
how was the fanny
did you taste the fanny
was the fanny shaved
just had some frog french fuck tell me he loves me
looks a bit bent
what's that song, it goes like
"wanking to anime in the hotel california"
"do do do do do do do do"
if /brit/ had a soundtrack, it would be done by The Streets imo
the fact is; Love Trumps Hate
what's so difficult to understand?
are you some kind of white nationalist?
if girls are friendly I assume they want to fuck me
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DO I HAVE SUCH A TERRIBLE HANGOVER!
HOW DO I CURE IT!
How are you going to celebrate it?
uh, you're sooooo wrong, according to the constitution coming here as a legal immigrant is a right, the right to live, the right of equal rights, the right of equal opportunity, i mean immigrants do give us intel on our enemies, build our bridges, invent new microchips, get the bigger picture?
dry your eyes mate haha
if girls aren't mean to me i assume they want to fuck me