Who cares about 7-1 when:

Who cares about 7-1 when:
>We are the country with more World Cups won.
>We won pretty much every single tournament
>We won 2 world wars.

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>you will never be Brazilian

just fucking kill me

>We

Das right mayne

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>We won 2 world wars.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>80% of the population are niggers
Nah, I'll stick here in the superior, patrician USA

>When you're still Brazilian and have to live in a third world shit hole
>When you will never win a World Cup at home
>When you have to fake that you don't care about 7-1

>brazil touches ball
>crowd roars in celebration
>german touches ball
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Boozilians

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>80%

you sure juan?

stfu. your fucked up nation never won anything

Yes, let's cheer for the other team. One thing is booing in the podium, another is in a football match.

After the match was done the crowd cheered and applauded the German team.

Or even hosted anything. BS pseudo-country.

we fought in both wars and well we didnt lost then
, we came back with more cars than we send, somehow

>applauded the German team for losing*
fix

>Be german

>be cucked by Ahmed, shamed by SJW and jews and always after Brazil in soccer

>be american

>live on Urinated States of America, have to live with sjws 24/7 and have chermtrail on your sky everyday

>be brazilian

>Best environment, we are naturally projected to fuck cuckamericans and cuckgermans.

>win every war you get into

>BTFO URINATED STATES OF AMERICA

>we won 2 world wars
fuck you, Sup Forums hasn't made me laugh for a long time

>third world shit hole
>not a single muslin decapitating people in the street
>no mass rapes in the streets

>we are the "shit hole"

>When you're Swedish and your wife send you to a cuckshed after she starts fucking Muslims and niggers

We literally won it, nigga. Just Google it

>We won 2 world wars
Step the fuck off of our nuts.

Because you got BTFO in your own country?
Congratulations on the olympic redemption, >your NT now only needs to git gud at Russia and win it in a dominating performance to redeem themselves, seriously I'm bored of YUROWINSLOL and Argentina just can't stop choking.

>tfw no qt brazilian bf

>spain remained neutral at both

Pretty much cuck nation.

I wish I was born in Brazil lads

true

>We invented airplanes
>We invented samba
>We are the most attractive race in the world

Are brazilians the most powerful race in the world?

Congrats Brazilbro
great fight on both sides

>tfw no qt argentinian gf

just come live here lad ^^ you will love it

REMEMBER KEKBOYS, YOU CAN JUST TRAVEL TO ANOTHER COUNTRY BECAUSE SANTOS DUMMONT CREATED THE AIRPLANE!

AIRPLANEKEKFAGS!

Come home Mooseman

ty, great game, all other football nations can bask in awe

It's the little things that makes me proud of the hue blood, but i'm never going back to that shithole

I still don`t know how Germany didn`t score in the 1st half, insane pressure.

Thanks German bro, you too

thanks man, for a sub team, yours played nicely

We are the most corrupt though, so almost.

DONT FORGET THE COLD WAR

>great game

not really, great fight ok

yes because this shithol is so much better

>Never lost a war

>we came back with more cars than we send, somehow
top kek

Mexicans make up 48% of the US population. Doesn't make your third-world country any better

>Who cares about 7-1 when:

The rest of the world does.

Get fucked !!
DONT FUCK WITH BASED BRAZIL EVER AGAIN

whats with brazilians and thinking they won ww1 n ww2

You should thank god, no one deserves to be brazilian, this country is worst then devils shit.

>Rape capital of the world
Congratulations

maybe you should care less about putting balls in a goal and more about abdul putting his balls in your wife

>Jamal the redditor watches his first footy match ever

We were too busy getting ambushed by sandniggers and killing each other.

>won the cold war

But nobody won the cold war.

>win gold
>instead of celebrating start banging on about 7-1
Jesus fucking Christ you cunts are pathetic.

We SINGLEHANDED defeated fascists, nazis and SAMURAIS;

well, it's like a trauma for them

Caralho, literalmente o melhor país do mundo é o Brasil, que merda você tem na cabeça

>Daily reminder that if it was not for Brazil all you gringos would be speaking german right now

YOU BETTER APOLOGIZE

Poetic license. Brazil helped in the war effort on both. Actually sent some army and pilots to the Italian campaign in WWII and patrolled the South Atlantic.

So Brazil was on the winning side on both.

We joined the Allies in a political move to get loans from the UK and the US twice as the coffee money wasn't enough.
Japan also joined WW1 against the Triple Alliance.

Talk to me when you can wave your own flag.

We did, just accept it

They dont were neutral. Franco was a fascist as well. But, you see, Spain doesnt have any relevance to mankind since... XVIs? So nobody cares what happens there. Just to confirm what I just said... Spain's unenployment rate TODAY is ~25%. 1 between 4 people there dont work. Our rate is ~10-15% and our society - and the world - go full panic.

Yeah, irmão. Those gringos - not only spanish ones - think they are somehow "above" us, when, in fact, its exactly the opposite.

You step off of Russia's nuts

Go read on history m8.

Hitler and the allies fought some pretty messed up political fight to get Brazil support on the WW2, USA needed to "cheat" at the end by torpedoing some Brazilian boats

What happened?

Not the best but the most fun.
Which makes it the best imo.

>when you're sweden and your country isn't relevant in literally nothing at all

Are you retarded or just pretending?

Brazilians are worse than Orihimefags

>being a pawn

BASED

Nothing is worse than Orihimefags

had anal sex with a whore from brazil once, how come is anal sex in brazil?

>being a scared cunt

Also, you are welcome ;^)

>we joined the winning side of 2 world wars

you guys litterally did jack shit

Thanks Hitler-kun. We put some effort in being annoying.

denmark was on the allied side but that doesnt mean WE won the war

dumbass

aside from everyone kicking everyone else's balls here, yeah, it was a very intense game

ggwp

Did you lose it then? Danish logic....

Gtfo nazi cockglobber

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>being literally a naziboo

hold it

I don't think we spanish are above anything. Spain is a horrible country getting worse by the day.

Same week:

>USA apologizes

>Germany BTFO

>GOAT Olympics

What times to be one of the glorious brazilian race.

As I said, we were in a big crisis both times (specially during WW2) so we just joined for money. We sent some troops in WW2 but it wasn't anything big.

...

A bunch of mongrels. The only brazilian beauties are eurozilians.

>bitches don't know about the Battle of Monte Castello or Senta a Pua!

Its like have a job in Spain: Hard, very hard.

fucking canadians ok then where were our part when german was parted?

>We won 2 world wars.

My sides.

i will just leave this here

0 (ZERO) Nobel prizes

What are my country mates doing?
Congrats for both teams.

Hue in exile here, actually. The fact we (Brazil, Denmark) were not a major player doesn't mean we didn't win.

>we came back with more cars than we send, somehow
top kek. only huehues could do this. I funking love brazillians man.