/tkd/ Taekwondo

Battles for bronze on now. Gold matches up soon. Currently GB vs Morocco.

>losing to a hue

Couldn't watch damn.

How was it?

he got it in the last seconds

Why dont they just punch each other?

Also sage

Finally a decent match. Not fantastic or legendary, but 100000% better than the shit show of the past 4 days

They try, but it seems to be very arbitrary as to whether a punch is powerful enough to count as a point or not.

US and France now, for Gold.

American chick is fighting Kenan Thompson. Looks like a big size disparity

Actually it's for another bronze. The gold medal is between China vs Mexico in a couple of matches.

US with the early lead here.

Bronze, idiot

damn our fighter is too old

Why 2 bronze?

How old is Kenan Thompson?

And black

Otherwise it would take 5 matches to get bronze and 4 to get gold

what a dumb bitch

I see, thanks.

After she retires from taekwondo she can get a good job working at the department of motor vehicles

anyone have a bbc live link?

nevermind found it

bbc.co.uk/sport/live/olympics/36817908

I'm here to see China win a gold. Can she do it?

Why do you want more gold for China?

She could. She's gotta get past Mexico first.

Because I like them more than Britain desu.

Who's the favourite?

you better not lose

Reminder that Maria del Rosario Espinoza has won all his fights with punches instead of kicks.

pretty based mens final bros

well the mexican won gold in 2008 and a bronze in 2012, so i'd imagine she is but they're notorious at choking so it kinda cancels out

I don't know anything of this sport.

Does height play an important part?

Also what is HONG and CHUNG?

You again?

Fuck off to shitpost the /track/ thread

>5'8
>158 lbs
>The average Mexican

The what now? I just don't like britain dude. Sorry to root against your athlete.

Should be good. Both the Nigerien and Azerbaijani have been solid so far.

It actually helps her do her punches.

LAST CHANCE FOR GOLD

Is the general Mexican population interested or aware of this match?

>Chinese giraffe against our womanlet

The Chinese is going to use only counterattack with Scorpion kicks at the back of her head, make my words.

Fuck she's short. Those Chinese kicks are too long for her to get close, and forcing her to retreat

seems it does

rip

There should be a new rule that they have to be the same height or within 2 inches

this judgement is crap

>couldn't find a tall mexican kickboxer to train with her

Her safe kicks can't even reach the chinese' armor.

I don't think this vaginal fluid slurping sport is for me guys

Man, I really hate mayweather-esque fighters.

>this match

How the fuck is she even going to try to kick her in the head?

how many rounds are they?

It's only three rounds, right?

It is what is.

Taekwondo is shit with the new rules, they encourage to be super defensive, because if you try double kicks and slip it's a yellow card two of these and lose a point.

that punch should had count

Daily remind that being short is a disorder

fought like never,
choke like always

She's not even short for a woman, the chink is just huge

QI LAI!

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me anyway.

memes aside that was so fucking boring

the chink is just tall desu
if she was 4 inches shorter she wouldn't even make it past round of 16

This is bs.

Height should be considered.

The nigger from niger is a tower and of course he's in the finals too.

>The only time the Mexican anthem was played was during the Opening Ceremony

Yeah wtf, I liked to watch taekwondo because of how flashy it was but this shit is just boring.

I dont get it
she got bronze last olympics

She's taller than your girls, but China is a giraffe.

MEMEST. SPORT. EVER.

Even more than golf. Basebore is still worse though.

Will Mexico even qualify next time around if only the tall bitches decide to participate?

Never had a chance with this rules.

Godbless these commies. March on you madmen. March on.

We could always get our own tall bitch

Tae Kwan Do is literally Mexico's best sport. This girl is our top medalist.

WIll Maria Espinoza return for the 2020 Olympics? What's the general age when taekwondo athletes start to retire? Seems like you could do this up til you're 40.

we need to nationalize some swedish girlls

Both these guys are over 2 meters I think. Not much to choose between them.

Don't bother. Your spic midget genes would just make their offsprings midgets too. If you truly want tall athletes you need to try to convince one to willingly live and compete in your shithole of a country. Easier said than done though.

she will be in tokyo doing comementary on espn

I'm sorry Mexico you had to lose to the tall chink. At least Honduras went without a medal, and despite an ugly start to the Olympics, Mexico went home with three Silvers and two Bronzes.

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Sorry! I didn't mean to come of as mean. It was just my honest thoughts.

build

Can you go shit up another thread pls

the pentathlon medal came out of nowhere, as well as box and women death march

diving, tae cum bored, were somewhat expected

Geez, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. No need to get all emotional. Being short is not the end of the world.

>Implying most athletes don't live and train in USA or Russia anyway.
Only the asians, south americans and the niggers not competingf or UK come from their country.

All we need is the president getting USA houses for our athletes instead of for his wife and whore daughters.

I really feel my panties in a bunch when people shit up threads, so I really would appreciate it if you'd stop.

I don't get this sport, sometimes they kick/punch but doesn't count

Aw, it would've been Niger's first-ever gold. Oh, well. The Azerbaijani was just too good.

Being tall is not that great man. I only fuck 3 different women a week because of my 1.86 m height. Not that great.

I'm 1.83, you're not tall.

I'm 1.85 you're not tall, you're average

Sure you are m8. Don't get mad at others.

>Jackie Galloway
> She is also a citizen of Mexico
>USA - another bronze medal

what did she mean by this?

lol?
Average Mexican male height is 170cm and 178cm in the north.

I'm 182cm in Veracruz and I rarely see anyone as tall as me at university or the street.

You might be tall in Oaxaca or some shit, but 1.86 is kind of normal where I live.

Looks like half the stadium was filled with Mexicans

Not true. Both our gold medalists have been ethnic swedes.

nevermind, make that 80%

Qianjin! Go on China! You can defeat those filthy anglos! I believe in you!

>sweden being a proud Chinese cuck

lel

Thought the meme was fake.

Choked on too many events/thinking of 2020 in a lot of disciplines. GBR has enough golds for 2nd

Mexico will win plenty of gold in the Paralympics to make up for their lack of in the regular Olympics.

pic related from 2012