Fact for norwegians: Trolls and Näcken are both 100% Swedish, and no shitty B-movie you make is going to change that

Fact for norwegians: Trolls and Näcken are both 100% Swedish, and no shitty B-movie you make is going to change that.

Extra fact for norwegians: Moose/elk is a Swedish animal, we have the highest elk per capita in the world.

STOP STEALING

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Hell seger

i liked that movie

I liked that movie, very authentic feeling. Also a nice insight into Norwegiwn mythology.

Take back that last part!

This is clearly the definitive Look of a troll

>yfw the only real trolls in Norway are the women
sad!

>The neck, nicor, nixie or nokken (German: Nixe; Dutch: nikker, nekker; Norwegian: nokk; Swedish: näck; Finnish: näkki; Estonian: näkk) are shapeshifting water spirits in Germanic mythology

>in Germanic mythology

And for some reason we and Estonians have it as well. Sounds like some German Scandiboo has written this article.

It's clearly fucking swedish don't lie. It's either swedish or norwegian but of those Two it's swedish.

We had both estonia and Finland under our rule also, so theres that

I agree, it made me more interested in Norwegian movies and mythology.
Thank you, Norway!

I thought trolls were Finnish

Fact: It's actually stolen swedish mythology

sv.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Bauer

This guy was clearly a jew.
The jews did it.
End of story.

Häng digsjälv

it's a shared mythology

it's your own fault you didn't capitalize on it and made a movie

These are clearly the real trolls though

Me sitting in the middle. Back off norwegians.

wow, i didnt know that film about norwegian mithology, thanks op, i'll go watch it.

10/10 meme

We have those down at the local ica.
They usually ask for "koorooona"

they're fucking danish

Triggered!!!!

The trolls wouldn't have any fucking forest to hide in that case, false

thanks for the (You) :^)

Bobby Sands was a true hero.

Trolls = metaphor for mountains
Sweden has no mountains
Check mate

>norwegians trying to sell the ancient finnish cultural folktale about "peikko" as their own
shameful tbqh

Read about it, trolls hide in the forest. Norway has no forest.

Checkmate

I too like the way the movie portrayed trolls from Norwegian mythology

>Rich and complex Norwegian mythology fiercly contested by grumpy Swedes
>Most popular influence is from a book series by a brit toff
Sad!

(You)

>trolls are known as bjergtrolde
>trolls are known for kidnapping
>kidnapping is known as bergtagning
>berg
>bjerg

troll confirmed for norwegian mountains
how will swedish forests ever recover

fair enough.

We discovered America, colonized Britain, and invented real democracy and human rights.

You can have those fantasy creatures.

(You)
(You)*2

pay reparations now pls

we did, the danes gave you Shetland and the Orkneys, which is rightful Norwegian soil.

Pic related is what conjured trolls up in our minds, not flat uninteresting woods.

don't post that pic, it'll just lead to more tourists getting lost and destroying our glorious cultural landscape.

well it was combined danish-norwegian forces that colonised us, but sure why not

and at least you send us a christmas tree every year
fucking denmark won't even acknowledge us

You can clearly see trolls were thought up as crestures roaming dark, mysterious woods

Svenska och Norge ar same

all of britain is rightful norse soil

north sea empire mk.II when?

>destroy centuries of finnish oral tradition during the christianization
>safekeep own sagas and mythos and now brag on how theyre the original ones
ah yes, swedish "culture"

yeah, the colonization of Britain was a joint effort by Norway and Denmark. I was a bit unfair towards the porks when mentioning just Norway.

It was probably a bit more danes than norwegians too.

But the discovery of America, the invention of natural human rights, and true democracy is purely Norwegian. Danes had nothing to do with it.

sorry, it's lost. You have too much french in you by now.

Scotland and Ireland still has the good stuff though.

Well, i wonder why.

Fun fact: Ancient Finns saw Swedes(Hälsing) and Trolls(Hiisi) as the same.
Sweden(Helsinki/Hiisinki) aka Troll country was seen as a place worse than hell itself.

>too much french
but the only french in us is norman

and the normans were norse cosplaying as frogs

we send you a Christmas tree because you were really great lads in WW2.

More Brits died in the defense of Norway during the invasion than Norwegians.

When I had a summer job tending graves, I spent a bit more time making the war graves of the Brits look nice than the other graves.

Nice satan
Your words do not make sense though.
Is this a message to us that finnland os actually part of sweden, or what are you trying to say?

i know m8

you're good lads x

The original Helsinki was Hälsingland.
The word shifted it's meaning to the city of Helsinki later, which was named äfter Hälsinglanders who settled there.

Trolls(Hiisi) were always seen as connected to the Troll country, Helsinki.

...

>inbaded :--DDD
You should have joined the Germans instead, they had something going there.
Something great.

on the other hand, the Altmark incident wasn't cool at all. We really didn't want to join that shitfest of a war, and that incident basically dragged us into it.

We probably would've gotten invaded by the treacherous german anyway, since they attacked Denmark for absolutely no reason, so it's all cool.

And I think our merchant navy did their part in keeping Britain supplied. Something like 50% of all the fuel reaching Britain was transported by Norwegian ships.

We should have named it Nya Hälsingland or Nya Stockholm in true imperialist fasion.

But intersting to know.

Considering the Germans got their ideology from the Swedish aristocracy, it makes sense some of you guys wanted it this way.

These are also ours

>Claiming goats now
Though theiving viking instincts are as strong as ever, I see

t. descended from vikings

They are called Nissar or tomtar, but you pbviously knew about them since before

these are bastardisation of the goatlike humanoid joulupukki who would eat stranded huntsmen during winter

>Bastardisation
We never stole any culture from you, stop it ffs

How do you know it's 100% swedish? Why can't it be both? Why are you so angry. No one cares.

I care

Not anymore

Yes, i do. Trolls are epic creatures, be happy of your country being actual vikings instead

christian bastard bitch

Not when they eat porridge

?

>claim trolls are swedish
>doesn't know

caprino.no/movies/en/guttensomkappaat.asp

kek

>moose/elk is a swedish animal
Lol no.
Also, do you guys in Europe not distinguish between a moose and an elk? At least in Cree we do
>môswa
Moose
>wahpiti
Elk

We have the highest moose-per capita in the world,

Stay mad leaf