You need to have all these qualities to be considered white
>Pale skin
>Blue or Green eyes
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
>Be at least 180cm tall
>Pink nipples
>Blonde, brown or red beard
>lactose tolerant
>Non black body hair
>Not a slav
So Sup Forums, are you white?
Yes
>>Pale skin
yes
>>Blue or Green eyes
yes
>>Blonde, light brown or red hair
yes
>>Be at least 180cm tall
178cm
>>Pink nipples
yes
>>Blonde, brown or red beard
it's a mix of colours
>>lactose tolerant
yes
>>Non black body hair
yes
>>Not a slav
yes
who cares though, whiteness doesn't exist
Should be but I'm unemployed so not really white I guess
>>Pale skin
no
>>Blue or Green eyes
no
>>Blonde, light brown or red hair
no
>>Be at least 180cm tall
188cm
>>Pink nipples
no
>>Blonde, brown or red beard
no
>>lactose tolerant
yes
>>Non black body hair
no
>>Not a slav
no
fugg :D
who wants to be white
I think so, yes.
>Pale skin
tick
>Blue or Green eyes
brown eyes
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
light brown
>Be at least 180cm tall
176
>Pink nipples
tick
>Blonde, brown or red beard
tick
>lactose tolerant
tick
>Non black body hair
dark brown bordering on black
>Not a slav
tick
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You have to go back.
back where
>2 cm from being white
>Pale skin
No, I have olive skin.
>Blue or Green eyes
No, I have dark brown eyes.
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
No, I have dark hair.
>Be at least 180cm tall
No, I'm 162cm tall.
>Pink nipples
No, I have brown nipples.
>Blonde, brown or red beard
No, I can't grow beard at all.
>lactose tolerant
No, I can't drink milk.
>Non black body hair
No, all my hair is dark.
>Not a slav
Well, at least I'm not a slav.
I mean, you don't even have pale skin. Are you really a slav or are your parents from Turkey or something
>tfw blond hair, brown eyes, red beard, olive skin, and only 170 cm
My parents were born here, as were my grandparents, great grandparents
how about white, gray hair? i got blonde almost with no colour, almost like its white/gray/silver
wizards transcend ethnicity
No.
I have everything on that list apart from
>Not a slav
But I am only half slav (other half is ashkenazi jew)
Do I pass?
Asian detected.
if i had to throw a number i would say that like 2-5% has gray or close to gray hair.
people sometimes joke if i had cancer
Jews are not white, so no.
>pink nipples
Nope. Yes to all else
Not a suprise as Finns are not white.
All but height.
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN
are you sure?
she is a jew and she looks pretty white
cloak and dagger level 99 mastered by jewesses
Do not post pics of my waifu, I get really jealous...
Dont worry friend, I am not romantically interested in Hershlag, I only appriciate her as an actress
>Mfw I have all of these expect the eyes
>Mfw I will spend all of my life as a negro
Why live?
>>Pale skin
yes
>>Blue or Green eyes
no
>>Blonde, light brown or red hair
no
>>Be at least 180cm tall
yes
>>Pink nipples
yes
>>Blonde, brown or red beard
yes
>>lactose tolerant
yes
>>Non black body hair
yes
>>Not a slav
yes
I'm pure med, male version of this girl
2 for 9 tbqh
>>Pale skin
No
>>Blue or Green eyes
No
>>Blonde, light brown or red hair
No
>>Be at least 180cm tall
No
>>Pink nipples
Yes
>>Blonde, brown or red beard
No
>>lactose tolerant
Yes
>>Non black body hair
No
>>Not a slav
Yes
which shows how dumb and arbitrary these standards are
lel what colour are they then?
That's the point lad
>Pale skin
Only in winter, in summer it gets tanned
>Blue or Green eyes
Hazel
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
Yes
>Be at least 180cm tall
175
>Pink nipples
No
>Blonde, brown or red beard
Yes
>lactose tolerant
Yes
>Non black body hair
No
>Not a slav
I am from Spain
I look like a med
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>slav with snownigger haircut
ree
>Pale skin
no
>Blue or Green eyes
no
>Blonde, light brown or red hair
no
>Be at least 180cm tall
191 cm
>Pink nipples
no
>Blonde, brown or red beard
no
>lactose tolerant
yes
>Non black body hair
no
>Not a slav
no
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