Morning Routine

Your Cunt
>USA

Your Morning Routine
>Wake up, grab water, and gay lay back in bed reading internet on pad for 30-45mins
>Open all the curtains to let the sun in
>Mix up and drink protein shake
>do daily exercises while making coffee
>finish exercises and drink coffee
>fuck around on internet until coffee kicks in and gets bowels moving
>go to bathroom and take huge satisfying shit while running the hot water in shower so room is nice and warm and steamy
>hop in shower, get clean, jerk off
>get out of shower wrapped in towels and sit cozy on the couch watching tv until dried off
>water plants
>make bed
>shave if need to, brush teeth and hair, get dressed
>do the same thing every single morning and it makes me feel great and keeps me from killing myself

How about you?

>not waking up with your girlfriend/girl

In the trash you go.

See
>and gay lay back in bed
He's gay.

I don't have routine I'm basically braindead all I'm doing is sleeping and browsing...

Canada

>Wake up at 5am
>Lie in bed for 30 minutes
>Brush teeth, shower, shave
>Take multivitamin, fishoil
>Drink coffee
>Eat(or sometimes not eat)
>Check my to-do list and schedule for the week
>Get started on work/personal projects
>Maybe read some news
>Leave house at 7:30 to go to work
>finish work around 4
>Go to the gym
>Eat
>Do errands
>Go home

>Wake up
>Have a wank
That's basically it desu

break the cycle retard

You're literally destroying your brain

>wake up
> take a piss
>GF is out to work
>go back to sleep
>wake up again
>pray to Allah all mighty
>go the the unemployment line
>bored... dance the macarena while waiting
>argue with complete stranger that messi is better than ronaldo
>go home and take siesta
>wake up
>conect to facebook, vidoegames and the rest of the world for a couple of hours
>GF arrives, try to fuck her
>she says no 'cause she is tired and has a headache
>complain abount my sex life to random strangers in the internet

>Wake up
>Apply creams to face for my horrible acne
>Eat breakfast
>Play video games until dinner
>Eat dinner
>Walk dog, time it so nobody will be out
>Keep playing video games
>Go workout, always right before the doors lock from the inside so I can be alone
>Come home and masturbate in shower
>Walk dog
>Go to sleep
Repeat

I often finish my shift at 07:00, and I often go to bed at 08:00, then wake up at 13:00 or 15:00

>>Apply creams to face for my horrible acne

Take accutane retard

80mg for 6 months and you'll be cured 100%

Been on a antibiotic course with two different creams for the past 3 months specifically given to me by two dermatologists with no visible change for the better.
If it doesn't get better I might actually kill myself.

Also, be gone, satan.

> Wake up at 5.30 AM
> Piss wash my Hands and Face
> Put on clothes
> Packing my meal and gym stuff in my baggage
> Drink a glas of water with creatine
> leave the house at 5:50

what antibiotic

TAKE ACCUTANE

ASK DOCTOR FOR ACCUTANE

All medicine for acne is bullshit EXCEPT accutane. Accutane has saved millions of lives. pic related

google images "Accutane results"

how can you constantly take a shit every morning?

I eat a lot of fiber, and coffee works as a laxative.

>brush teeth

Before or after breakfast ?
Fucking dilemma

take accutane you don't need to kill yourself

>7:30 Wake up, brush my teeth, scroll Sup Forums untill 8:20
>8:30 get on tramwaj, go to work
>9:15-17:00 work
>17:00-17:45 get home
>17:45-22:00 rest
>22:00-23:30 study
>23:00-7:30 dream about death

>wake up
>6:45am
>get dressed
>drive 40 minutes to school
>stay till 4:45
>drive back
>go to work
>leave at 12:00
>go home
>shower
>lay in bed
>cant fall asleep till 4:40am
>repeat every Tuesday and Thursday
>Saturdays and Sundays work from 11 to 12
>wednesday is my day "off"(homework)

Sucks being depressed desu, got used to running on 2-3 hours of sleep. Getting 4 makes me feel hyper

Where do you get money parents?

>coffee kicks in
I keep hearing that coffee has some sort of effect but for me it does literally nothing. I can drink like ten cups and still be able to sleep as usual and it certainly has no effect onto my bowls.

take accutane

ask your doctor for accutane or buy it on the internet from some Indian pharmacy

it will change your life. you don't need to commit suicide

accutane

You drink a bad coffee.

take accutane fucking nigger

okay???

I cant stop drifting off to sleep and im in classsss

Help :(

>alarm goes off at 11
>snooze
>alarm goes off
>snooze
>alarm goes off
>finally "get up" at noon
>play on my phone for half an hour while I wait for my vision to clear up and my body to stop aching
>get out of bed
>put on my robe, slippers, and glasses
>make tea (black, one sugar)

>if Summer, have tea out on the balcony with a cigarette
>if Winter, have tea at the computer with a cigarette

>put the mug in the sink
>shave, brush teeth, etc.
>take a shower
>get dressed

>if Summer, walk or bike to work
>if Winter, take the bus to work

It's basically the same on my days off, except I don't shave, shower, brush my teeth, get dressed, or...anything. I just stay naked or in my robe all day and putz around the apartment. Maybe order Chinese later in the day.

Unless I have to go out, then it's the usual routine. Just substitute "work" for "the store".