"I WOULD HAVE FOLLOWED YOU, MY BROTHER, MY CAPTAIN.... MY KING."

>"I WOULD HAVE FOLLOWED YOU, MY BROTHER, MY CAPTAIN.... MY KING."


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ITT: scenes women will never understand

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"Aww they're friends now :3"

Maybe you should mansplain it

basically the Orc plot from the Warcraft movie
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>When your film sucks so much you need to make up an international conspiracy to market it.

Looking forward to Seth Rogan's retirement.

hahaha this movie was amazing! No idea why it never gets mentioned on Sup Forums

fuck off The Interview was a fresh piece of visual cinema that we had never seen anything like before - reminding me of Uwe Boll's Postal.

>Warcraft
> women will never understand
Top fucking kek, Warcraft always was made for normies, so they will understand "WE WUZ DA PROUD WARRIORZ" easily

The ending of Warcraft when Lothar rallies the alliance and screams FOR AZEROTH!!! FOR THE ALLIANCE!!!

Sup Forums, please.

it wasn't much of a conspiracy, North Korea gets triggered by stupid crap like that all the time.

mfw aragorn then proceeds to wear those bracers of boromir's throughout the rest of the trilogy.


Also, that one living room scene from Raging Bull.
No woman ever will understand that

I'M A WOMAN AND I GET IT HE WAS SAD CAUSE THEY WERE DYING BRETHREN I GET IT I GET IT I GET IT I GET IT I GET IT I HATE THESE THREADS!!!!!

Literal proof that women don't get these scenes
How can you think so shallowly

LONDON

>HE WAS SAD

Huge oversimplification. They whole film Boromir constantly displayed disregard for Aragorn's leadership, his behaviour often bordering on contempt. Boromir considered himself a natural leader of Gondor, and while we are lead to believe that it was because he was jealous of Aragorn, it was actually because he was in deep admiration of him but was fearful to acknowledge it. However, as the film progressed, he began to realise that it was because Aragorn was no simple ranger that he wanted himself to believe, but was truly the king of Gondor.

This entire movie

The Thing
Spring Breakers
A bout de Souffle
All of these movies , women will never understand them

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Thank god they didnt make those movies now. Thank god.

Remake. When?

>women will never know what it's like to be in a war! I do though from watching movies on my computer

weren't the writers for the films women?

>i'm ready to defend women on the internet at the drop of a hat
>tips fedora

I always found it disturbing in a work of fiction that it seems to be taken for granted that people of "royal" lineage are naturally smarter, stronger, more skilled at leadership, and have some special right to rule

I'm sure there's some backstory in some corner of some unfinished book somewhere that details why the royal family has superpowers, but really pretty much the common reaction people had when they read LotR and found out he was descended from royalty they just though "oh, that's why he's super amazing at stuff" even though being royalty in real life usually just means you have birth defects and inbreeding

Shitty writing, but the way James Franco says "Boromir" is comedic greatness.

imagine the quips in that scene if it were made today.

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>women know what it's like to be in a war! I know that from watching kurdshit propaganda on my computer

>ITT: scenes women will never understand
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>Why did he go back?!?

He's a dunedain,half elf,which is why he has the longevity. Everything he knows was taught to him by the elfs,which is why he is better than men in a lot of stuff,but never better than elfs. Elfs are the truly hurr durr superamazing people in Lotr.

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He has an attack of conscience for leaving the dying Mexican when he asked for agua.

epic moment

>ITT: scenes women will never understand

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>implying women can understand anything

>DUDE I'M A COOL NERD NOT A NERD NERD

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>I always found it disturbing in a work of fiction that it seems to be taken for granted that people of "royal" lineage are naturally smarter, stronger, more skilled at leadership, and have some special right to rule
>I'm sure there's some backstory in some corner of some unfinished book somewhere that details why the royal family has superpowers, but really pretty much the common reaction people had when they read LotR and found out he was descended from royalty they just though "oh, that's why he's super amazing at stuff" even though being royalty in real life usually just means you have birth defects and inbreeding

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>I always found it disturbing in a work of fiction that it seems to be taken for granted that people of "royal" lineage are naturally smarter, stronger, more skilled at leadership, and have some special right to rule
>I'm sure there's some backstory in some corner of some unfinished book somewhere that details why the royal family has superpowers, but really pretty much the common reaction people had when they read LotR and found out he was descended from royalty they just though "oh, that's why he's super amazing at stuff" even though being royalty in real life usually just means you have birth defects and inbreeding

Fantastic post

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saw a girl post screencaps from this scene on her tumblr

Nice try, but Twin Peaks is female hipster territory

>I always found it disturbing in a work of fiction that it seems to be taken for granted that people of "royal" lineage are naturally smarter, stronger, more skilled at leadership, and have some special right to rule
>I'm sure there's some backstory in some corner of some unfinished book somewhere that details why the royal family has superpowers, but really pretty much the common reaction people had when they read LotR and found out he was descended from royalty they just though "oh, that's why he's super amazing at stuff" even though being royalty in real life usually just means you have birth defects and inbreeding

That doesn't mean they understand it, it's just empty posturing

Because they had more resources to train and eat. Peasants can't afford to spend time to actually learn how to fight you fucking serf.

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>/brit/ memes have spread this far
What can men do against such reckless hate?

LOTR is female hipster territory too. So what?

not funny

>LMAO THEY'RE SO GAY FOR EACH OTHER DUDE xDDD
almost verbatim when I saw this with my dudebro roommates

It's a trope left over from when novels and paintings were actually commissioned by royalty themselves.

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They're of "royal" lineage BECAUSE they are naturally smarter, stronger, more skilled at leadership and live far longer. It's no surprise that the ubermensch on humans ended up in a position of ruling

*of humans

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Why post about something you quite clearly know nothing about?

you mean their forefathers bribed the right people and now they're probably fucked up from inbreading

No, I mean they're literally naturally smarter, stronger, more skilled at leadership and live longer because the Dunedain are descended from elves.

Well there goes the thread, gg

Money = access to better food, education and training.
All it is.

From what I've gathered that women will never understand:

War
Honor
Oath
Nationalism
Sexual frustration

Pretty much

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Why was aragirn fucking around in the woods if he was heir to the throne and the last king was dead? They never explained this

Well in fantasy you have this thing where royals have special abilities.
This goes back, way back through narrative.
Like king arthur is a perfect example, he is holy and has a special sword and his kingdom is tied to his character.

He didn't want to be king of a race of assholes. But then he's forced into it.

this is a funny moment but neckbeards on tv will say it was reddit

Women don't understand revenge at all.

Revenge for women is something they try to avoid. It's always something about karma bullshit. They are bunch of pussies.

Men take revenge to the heart. They ruin someone's livelihood or kill someone for it. That's going "too far".

add friendship and spot on

You sound like a woman. Guys tend to work things out.

And the original Medea was a man. I see.

>Friendship

This so much.

Women bitch and moan about their "friends" a lot. I once asked why she even hangs out them, no comment.

I think that's the other way.

Fuck your face faggot with your shitty taste

>Half-Elf

elf genes are entirely dominant, they carry through the whole way

Nope you have a vaginer you'll never get it. women can't have friends har har har har

I hope everything you microwave stays cold in the center.

No Elf maidens were claimed by his Dunadain ancestors for 39 generations? I call bullshit.

Wow fuck these guys.

>comparing arab women to degenerate white whores

Someone who's trained from childhood for the role of leadership is better equipped to manage a nation's affairs than a peasant who won a popularity contest

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Chekhov's landmine

Sounds like you don't understand revenge either. Revenge is petty.

>there was not a single nonwhite character in the entire LOTR trilogy (random extras who die after less than 1 min screen time and are covered in make up don't count)

Can you imagine the butthurt if it came out now?

Plus as the Hobbit showed, the studio will say "lol no save some money and CGI that shit" to anything that requires more than 30 mins of makeup.

He's not a half elf, his nearest elf ancestor is far removed from him, he' just a Dunedain. Also whilst Elves are fairly superamazing in LoTR they're also terribly flawed beings. They lack free will in certain regards, they're nothing without magic and they exist in a world where magic is dying, in fact, Elves only get to exist in Middle Earth because of Sauron's rings, so there's another flaw, they're dumb fucks who are blinded by their own greed to keep their Empire and numerous Kingdoms alive in Middle Earth even though they were supposed to fuck off 1,000 years ago.

>watching The Last Samurai with gf
>this scene happens
>Ugh, this movie is so stupid why does he keep getting up? Stay down or you're gonna get brain damage, this movie makes no sense

What is wrong with womens brains that they can't understand what such a simple scene conveys?

>Warcraft always was made for normies
>always was made for normies
>made for normies
You are a liar

>ITT: scenes women will never understand

Or straight men.

women detected

The movie isn't paying attention to her.

Not a movie but all the fangirls in the world will never understand a moment like this.

>be 9
>watching the Iron Giant in class
>Suuuuperman.webm
>little girl pipes up "This is dumb. Why didn't they just shoot another missile at the first missile?"

Fucking females.