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Golden Crown edition

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Azor Jon

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CLEGANEBOWL

And filtered.

First for Jon, best king and rightful husbando of the seven Kingdoms.

>It’s that rule: ‘If don’t see the body then they’re not really dead.’ Like when we cut Ned’s head off, we didn’t want a gory Monty Python geyser of blood, but we needed to see the blade enter his neck and cut out on the frame where the blade was mid-neck
-Dan Weiss

All kneel for His Magnificence Hizdahr zo Loraq, Fourteenth of That Noble Name, King of Meereen, Scion of Ghis, Octarch of the Old Empire, Master of the Skahazadhan, Consort to Dragons and Blood of the Harpy

First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

>Jonautist stealing my pasta
Not even surprised, just flattered tbqh

Is Dillane even confirmed for being on set/slated for filming at all for season 6? Seems like he left after last season.

/Highgarden/ master plan is happening

also the Waif's whiskers are cute

Stannis is alive chained up in Ramsey's dungeon and he goes by the name Reek 2 now lads

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

It's a shitty pasta desu

>-Dan Weiss
>listening to any shit that comes out of his mouth

I'd rather have a dead Stannis than a D and D written Stannis

Why the fuck was Jaime fucking Lannister struggling to beat Ned Stark?

Also can we have an official Fighter powerrankings? as in which character in GoT would most likely win in an all out fight

>Hound
>Bronn
>Oberyn
>Daario
>Mountain
>Jaime
>Barristan

>using the term Jonautist

Scared me for a second, I thought Marcus had come back from the grave.

>Wai-fu stabs Quasi in the belly
>instead of slashing her throat

>For the thread is dank and full of memes.
b2r

>A sentence is pasta

You have to go back.

>yfw he returns in the finale

>Why the fuck was Jaime fucking Lannister struggling to beat Ned Stark?

He had him, but they're both renowned fighters even if you have a boycrush on the blond haired shit, faggot.

Oh he will

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>You have to go back.

You have to go back.

See how I copied and pasted your one sentence? It's now pasta. Checkm8

What was the point of all those mentions of oily black stone in TWOIAF?

>I'm fucking retarded so I win

Not how life works, son.

Wait

Daenerys goes to Vaes Dothrak - just to come back to Meereen?

What the fuck?
What a waste of time.

>they actually thought Stannis would win
>The guy that would have main character Tyrion's head on a spike

It kinda is though

>I got proved wrong so you're retarded

That's not how arguments work, young man.

Objectively best character coming through

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Connect all that stuff together? Like the Seastone Chair and the building in Asshai etc, showing a continuity of some ancient builders?

She got an army

Dayne

You are now picturing Stephen Dillane screaming "I am reek, I am reek"

These threads are so fucking cancerous now, is there anywhere I can go (don't say leddit) that isn't as awful as these generals?

that is exactly all that happened in Vaes Dothrak she didn't come back with an entire army

all she did was go to Vaes Dothrak then travel back to Mereen

BRAVO D&D

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Why was this scene so GOAT?

>Why they cut away?
Anti-Stannis fags can't answer this question
>But he didn't want children to see his death!
There are many ways to show character death without showing how she cut him down, cutting to black is not one of them

Yeah but now she has a khalasar

thereby annulling all of season 1

Normies didn't think that way. They love Dany scenes. And as we all know, the customer is always right!!

If sandniggers that are scared of water and worship horses.

I would give up my life for King Stannis.

She already had one.
Just never did anything useful with it.

Only on the internet and in politics, not in real life that matters.

Are counting dead dudes too? Or did you mean DAYNE?

maceposting is reddit, you have to go back

You could try leddit.com

How old are his kids anyway?

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*Are we

Hey they already agreed to sail on the wooden horses to Westeros. Robert already said they're impossible to defeat.

She now also has resolve. Her boytoy told her she's a conqueror and she took it to heart finally.

Did anyone actually love that love ridiculous Dany scene where she kills the Carls?
I had to laugh out loud at that scene.

Madness

Okay maybe I'm retarded, but did you guys know that the actors who plays Tommen actually also played Martyn Lannister?

He's not been seen, from what i know

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Wanted her to suffer.

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Who is that?

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but who the fuck cares about the Dohtraki?
and why would they follow her after she killed all of their Khals?
and these are people that think literally anything they don't understand is Satanic - yet Dany is a God because...?

Okay lads, offseason will be upon us in just under a month.

With 7 (or 8?) Winds of Winter chapters released, 5 books that have been released for years still full of content to discuss, and a finished Season Six that does include spoilers for the next few books, we'll have content to discuss for ages.

Sup Forums won't be the place for it though. And despite being a book series, /lit/ just won't work either.

So the question is- do we go to /tg/ or /qst/, cripplechan or reddit (I don't want to have to make a reddit account ideally though)

Sansan > Jonsa

Normies LITERALLY think Jon won't win bastard bowl because "If you think this has a happy ending, you le haven't been paying attention xDD"

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Didn't Robb have a loyal Frey to his side? The one's that were set aside from the Red Wedding so they wouldn't warn King Robb?

He could've just married the Frey bitch and then depose of old man Walder and install those Freys enthusiastically loyal to him.

Then again he's a pride fag.

I don't understand how Margorie was allowed to marry Tommen. Wouldn't it be considered incredibly disrespectful to to go after the recently deceased king's brother, especially now that he just became king?

show=not canon
just like how brienne beat jaime effortlessely in 20 seconds in the show when in the book they fight for an hour before brienne slighly gets the edge over him.

>yet Dany is a God because...?
She's a powerful woman who went though hardship.

Jaime had him the whole time, but ned isn't a fucking footsoldier, he's a trained warrior, he would eventualy do a mistake and get fucked up, Jaime could also make a mistake btw, fights aren't decided purely by skill, sometimes you just get lucky.

>and why would they follow her after she killed all of their Khals?

They follow power and strength. She demonstrated both, even before showing off her dragon.

someone was posting a screenshot of dead Martyn to ruse people, so you certainly weren't the only one

>but who the fuck cares about the Dohtraki?

>nothing happened
>who cares about this thing that happened
>this thing that happened doesn't even make sense

fuck off retard

They're halfway right, leaks say that Ramsay survives. He'll probably become a threat somehow.

>Who is that?
He who was weaned on venom. He who is of the night.

I wish stannis was alive too, but we've got to face the music: D&D spent all of season 5 assassinating his character, because they were worried that he was getting too sympathetic to the audience. They looked out on the forums, the polls, and the blogs, and saw that he was by far the most popular Throne Claimant. This wouldn't do, so they wrote in that hamfisted out of nowhere, out of character shireen sacrifice.

Now the people would see. Now they would root for Dany and Jon, their "designated heroes". And then they killed off stannis.

Even then I still held up hope. I had hope that at the last moment, Brienne offered to let him take the black, and we could eventually see Lord Commander Stannis defending the realm as he was always meant to do.

But that would have made too much sense, and seeing that Stannis hasn't teleported to the Wall while Jon has teleported all over the north, it's a theory that isn't coming to pass.

Show Stannis is dead, but he was dead long before Brienne killed him.

Well
Uh
They're kinda right

I'm pretty sure mods will allow it here, as long as they are not generals and as long as the quality of the posting is somewhat decent, not this shitposting fuckfest we have right here

I'm aleady on reddit, if these start getting deleted I'll just stay there, people never discuss the books here anyway

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Why is jaime considered to be a peerless swordsman? Is it because he was the youngest kingsguard or what? he doesn't seem to have beaten any famous fighters and didn't win many tournaments either.

Oh shut up

now that tommen will die, who's gonna get widows wail? valyrian steel will be very important in the next season

She is a woman, essentially a farm animal in this world.

Your family was promised a cow, your brother gets said cow but he dies, so now you get it.

>and why would they follow her after she killed all of their Khals?
did you even watch the show?

DANY IS SHIT

HER STORY IS SHIT

DANY APOLOGISTS MUST DIE

The most dangerous man in Dorne.

No one King's Landing explodes.

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It won't be important coz danny is almost in 7 kingdoms, so her dragons will do all the work

you forgot worst actor

Enjoy the presence of the devout maiden, enjoy it while you can, as she will soon meet her violent death.

fuck off retard

We need ChineseMoot to make /got/ a board
fucking pokemon has it's own board

>implying caloreesi won't fly her dragons above kingslandig and will see the bright steel shining in the ruins

you know it may happen, its D&D man

I beg your pardon