How would you improve the Olympics?

How would you improve the Olympics?

>remove 50% of swimming events
>add more "unknown" sports to make them grow in more countries
>lengthen the Olympics to last 1 month to match football world cup length

just add Rollerskating Hockey t b h

100km Deathmarch

Death March: Elimination Mode

Last one standing wins

>FIFA world cup last edition qualifying countries most send their best squad in 2016 too in Men's and women's soccer so the competition lasts one month
>Make every female athlete send a gender certificate in which they conform they haven't been born with a penis

That's it, I'm out of ideas.

I would add a bullying event.

oh, and a face sitting event

and a toe sucking event

Add a Battle Royale

Cricket: Test match championship

crickets can't play sports you idiot

>How would you improve the Olympics?

Never have them in brazil again

EVER

Dart
Snooker
Dueling
Ultra distance running
Full length iron man
Cross country running
Road cycling in 20 stages not 1
Football with no restrictions for men
No horse dancing
Speed shooting (both guns and bows)
More archery stuf
Strongman competition
No sailing (who the fuck watches it anyway)

that's racists

Well, what "unknown" sports would you add? It already includes shitloads of meme sports already.

You can add some relevant ones like baseball or cricket, I guess, or even climbing, why not? But the rest would only be more meme sports like canoe polo, lacrosse, basque pelota, sepak takraw or underwater rugby.

Or maybe you can add all the x-game stuff with stonerplanks, rollers and bicycles...

I guess you could add shitloads of martial arts too, but when you see the bullshit happening taekwendo, that would be stupid.

The most important things is to remove beach volley, half of the swimming events, and allow all the weapons to compete in every Olympics in fencing (removing 1 weapon in a cycle is stupid as fuck).

Ditch taekwondo. If you want another fighting art there are way better ones to choose from. Muay thai or international kickboxing, Kyokushin karate.

Jiujitsu is coming lads

add competitive paintball

>make each one every other year, so there is one each year
>better PED testing
>allow more athletes from the good countries and less from the shit tier ones
>remove jew events like equestrian and rifling
>get rid of "professional" and "amateur" restrictions for every event
>add a money reward for every event

>this is a "natural" athlete

50% more swimming events

remove PED testing

Add an eating contest

ban all americans permanently

>remove PED testing
It's not like they give a fuck anyway when everyone is on some kind of designer drug

>remove jew events like equestrian and rifling

>better PED testing
Half of your country would fail if they had improved testing that could pick up unknown substances.

Allow everyone to use PEDS

>Well, what "unknown" sports would you add?
Floorball, darts, snooker, frisbee golf, ultimate, minigolf, orienteering, squash, roller hockey, lacrosse, aerobic, arm wrestling

for example

Winning a gold for Darts just sounds comical desu. Not that it wouldn't be interesting, it's just funny to think about.

>Floorball
>aerobic
>ultimate
>lacrosse

Add twerking and twerking doubles

Arm Wrestling is dangerous as fuck and puts the arm in an unnatural position.

How is life in Denmark?

It would be so memetastic to watch them literally die from exhaustion.

I also propose tiddlywinks, netball, dodgeball, fucking poker, darts, cheese rolling and sport climbing.

the olympics would be so much better if instead of having trainer athletes they just picked randoms that are selected, as more of a general populace type

that would be much better for nationalistic banter

Karting

>memetastic
Jesus Christ just jump into an aeroplane turbine.

and remember
first to finish, last to die

climbing is going to be in tokyo i believe

New improved javelin throw with moving/static targets, not just distance.

remove 50%+ of swimming events

remove shit like skateboarding, golf, tennis, field hockey, baseball, softball, etc.

no gender divisions at all ('bye Semanya, 'bye Chand, 'bye at least two athletes Britain refuses to identify)

remove deathmarch

add ultramarathon

add cross-country running

add mma

add fucking chess

Dodgeball is unironically a great sport that would be awesome in the Olympics.

Reintroduce tug of war.

Remove any stroke that isn't freestyle.

Golf replaced with speed golf

>snooker

Pool over snooker. Snooker would be lolBritishwins. Pool has better parity. The last 6 world champions in 9 ball are all from different countries. It's a more worldwide cue sport.

And don't you want to see based Mika repping Finland?

kek each competing athlete/team has a full family (chosen randomly from their whole country) sitting next to their trainers representing their local population, cheering and giving advice

also, contact sports fighters must make hit noises with their mouth every time their throw a punch or kick

and female athletes compete nude

Well in that case, make it a permanent addition.

Add Rocket League

pretty much remove anything that isn't athletics, combat sports, weightlifting, or freestyle swimming.

Remove the 20km deathmarch, but add the 100km one.

add mounted archery and justing
remove bmx

Remove tae cum bored
Remove the fancy horse dancing, add horse racing
Remove swimming
Cycling in Gran Tour format
Death March 100KM

Remove everything that isn't

Who's the strongest - 105+ Weightlifting
Who's best killer - Shooting
Who is fastest - 100m
Who is fastest in water - 50m free swim
Who is endurance - 200km Deathwalk

Everything else is a game

Maybe add Javelin and MMA to determine who is best thrower and who is best fighter

no horses
no sailing
no soccer
no boxing
no taekwondo
no shooting
more gymnastics, like tumbling. also pair and team shit, I just want to see little girls thrown 20 feet in the air. cheerleading maybe?
more rhythmic gymnastics, might as well put dancing in too desu. pole dancing
tug of war
squash
kabaddi
t20
beach soccer
futsal
roller skating

They need to add a "crowning" segment to the closing ceremonies where the country with the most golds during the games has a representative have a gold crown placed upon his head.

REAL SWORD FIGHTS

Why is it comical? Think of it as manual Archery.

concussionball

>No sailing (who the fuck watches it anyway)
Rich people watch it.
Why do you hate rich people?
Why can't we all get along? Bro recognize bro, isn't that what you say?
The rich are people too, the rich deserve the same respect as anyone else.
Don't stereotype.
Don't hate.
Don't hate.
Why do you have to hate the rich?

You forgot to add bowling to your joke list

add league of legends

Actually show Field events
Less gay dancing with balls events
Dodge ball
Proper Iron Man
Strongman contests
Some form of MMA
Ultimate frisbee

remove all the shitty martial arts """""""""sports""""""""", basketball and football

>remove deathmarch
>add fucking CHESS

That 2nd option
So you saying 75% of our women basketball and soccer team can't play.

No. To everything you said.

>football
>African handball
>regular handball

DELETE THESE

top three countries with most golds and top three countries with most gold per capita get olympic trophy(gold silver bronze) + final flag ovation at the closing ceremony.

He shoulda called fair catch

this man gets it.

>ditch any watercraft sport not performed on open waters
>eliminate velodrome cycling and bmx and replace with mountain biking or road biking
>get fucking skateboarding out of the Olympics
>pare down on all the fucking qualifying rounds
>ROLLERBLADING
>Disqualify niggers who showboat

They already have mtb and road cycling, i think

>Road Biking in Rio
>Get Robbed

Coverage of the olympics should be handled solely by the IOC. No single network ought to have exclusive rights to cover the games.

>introduce Pétanque so we get a free gold every 4 years.

add basque rural sports
eliminate all dancing and artistic shit

competitive beer brewing and eventual drinking

remove any 'sport' which requires Judges.

in that case, shouldn't fencing be allowed too?

So a Belgium sweep.

Why did they add skateboarding to the 2020 tokyo olympics?
Sounds stupid as fuck

Cause it's radical, bro.

And things like Equestrian aren't?

Besides freestyle snowboarding has been in the Olympics for a long time, and it's much younger than skateboarding. it's about time skateboarding got added if you ask me.

Okay if equestrian is an olympic event then skateboarding has all the right to be one i guess, also dodgeball should be added

add more swimming events

This. There needs to be 50 sprints for every stroke like in the World Championships. Or at least remove all the boring distance shit and add all the 50s in. Pure sprinting is the best part of swimming anyways.

>people unironically saying remove based swimming events

It's literally the only interesting thing to watch other than Track sprinting and Deathmarch. Kill yourselves.

That would be great!

remove both men's and women's soccer and make it coed

Add Sepak Takraw.
I know its an asian thing but over the years ive seen more and more participation from countries like USA for this sport.

>Remove swimming
i can see removing some events but removing swimming from the olympics is ridiculous, you're just salty

swimming is all the same shit, one of the most boring sports to watch

It looks quite interesting.

>Inb4 it turns into SEASIAWINSLOL

If anything has a more important event than the Olympics it can fuck off

Ironman triathlons and strongman would be great

Mexico, BMX was literally a meme event and the keks were delivered on a regular basis.

I expect the stoners to wipe out in spectacular fashion as they go for the gold in skateboarding.

Get rid of the distance lad, it should be a last man standing race

Add Darts and Snooker since they are the Euro versions of Shooting and Ching Chong Pong

Replace horse dancing with horse racing

>remove jew events
>add money reward

>pick one

>Down to the final three

It would be fucking intense to see that.

Honestly? More swimming events