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We do not kneel edition

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Azor Jon!

no

Azor Jon

Do you think they fucked?

nth for the Halfhand

nth for sweet girl

>It’s that rule: ‘If don’t see the body then they’re not really dead.’ Like when we cut Ned’s head off, we didn’t want a gory Monty Python geyser of blood, but we needed to see the blade enter his neck and cut out on the frame where the blade was mid-neck
-Dan Weiss

OUTTA MY WAY BLACKFYRE SHITS

Would you a Preston?

First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.

Today I shall remind them.

Mance was based, a TRUE king. Not like that cucklord stannis who let some foreign bitch convince him to burn his own daughter and heir.

PRESTON PRESTON PRESTON

Well mate, she has his fucking kid so unless a stork brought it, I think they fucked.

>first 50 posts are always the memes

No, he's slowly going insane.
>upload video about your dad dying
>insert a weird father/son skit into every single new video
>do stupid voices for the NK and Sweetrobin

I get an uncomfortable feeling when I see preston's face and gauge his age, and then listen to his 'show watch' voices

can't really be friends with a rotting corpse

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What do you mean?

I'm afraid it was necessary. Love to Stannis.

>mfw I realized he's some balding 30 year old autistic faggot

But that's what Jon is.

imagine him doing the Ygritte, Alayne, Meera and Gylbert Farwynd voices

who you gonna call?

What happened to Gendry?

Enjoy the presence of the devout maiden, enjoy it while you can, as she will soon meet her violent death.

>Arya almost passes out and falls to the floor
>Waif looks down at her while she bleeds to death
>"You should have stayed back in your little castls, Lady Stark"
>Waif is stabbed from the back
>Arya almost losing consciousness
>a familiar voice is heard
>"What do we say to the god of death?"

>implying making a serious video about the abomination the show has become would work

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gaining gains bro

Sweet girl

>yfw you realize you're only 20 years away from the same fate

At least he was in a boyband and slayed some pussy while he was younger, yet here you are spending your time shitposting

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>and who are you

UGGO
G
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Preston pls.

He's being serious though, and it comes off as autistic and mentally unstable. He's literally doing what Sup Forums does and watching just to shitpost.

3 years(?) of constant rowing does that to you

>10 year old on Sup Forums

MODS

Didn't Mance hate being called a king?

REMINDER Stannis wasn't decapitated, only slashed across the throat.

No one made a dick butt edit of this yet?

>At least he was in a boyband
lol wut

Like I see he's a balding 30 something who has spent all his free time crafting theories that grrm shoots down with lol-howboutdatdressing, it's kinda sad

Someone else mentioned the dad thing.

They have.

That was one of the first ones.

I still thank she merely slashed his cheeck/eye to mark him as a kinslayer

>time traveling dog
>Chad knight
>He's being serious
You do realize there is something called "serious Q&A" for each episode, aren't you? This is where he is serious.

Threadly reminder that Stannis remains dead

autism general

Mance should've sat on the fuckin' Iron Throne, what a kingdom that would've been.

I think Brienne cut off his injured leg. There's multiple shots that focus on his leg, and when she's about to slash him, there's a shot where a sword leaning against a tree is pointing directly to his leg. This is the image I'm talking about:

youtube.com/watch?v=r5V8ecsrxeY

Check it, that's why he sings in the show... he's pretty experienced.

yes actually

Alt shift x

he just does a slickly produced recap and gets 8-10x prestons views

Even slashing his throat would be difficult from that position as she is quite tall. The best she could do is just slash him across the face. Not very knightish way to kill.

Would you hold her hair back as she sucked off 5 dothraki savages?

So uhhh who owns Storm's End now that Stan is dead?

I decided to just eat salads the rest of my life, I won't be able to finish the books. Sorry.
-GRRM

He's being serious with his autistic criticisms

Of course I'm not saying his shitty jokes are actually serious statements. Fucking autism.

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Azor Highgarden

Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief)
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Trying to cast or droning on about characters that will obviously not even appear in the show
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Saying "Dabid"
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant


Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.

If any of this post upsets you please do not whine like a child, kindly piss off to /lit/ and try not to weep when you get bullied.

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dude it's about preston why you talking about jerome flynn

They cut out the ten minutes of Brienne hacking at his body over and over

Bend the knee to Stannis, best king and rightful qt

Yup, she's Northern so has rhotic accent unlike most of England, so pronounces the 'r' sound at the end (like Americans)

Most Northern Brits would say it /sænzə/ (where /æ/ is the 'a' in 'cat' or 'bag', the /z/ is like the 'z' in 'zoo', and the /ə/ is like the 'e' in 'quiet'

She's probably pronouncing it more like /sænʒə/, the /ʒ/ is like the 't' in 'equation' or the 's' in 'pleasure', sort of a soft 'j' sound. Can be easy to mistake for the hard 'j' sound, /dʒ/, like in jam. That's probably what Preston is hearing. /sændʒə/. From there, it's not too hard to imagine you hear an 'r' sound creeping in.

Of shit we already know. Why would I need a recap? The show is aimed at normies with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.

requesting sweetgirl-guy to give young Varys old lady face

Because of the image of Jerome Flynn

mistakes were made

Why did Ray hang himself again?

Now THIS is autism

Reminder that Brienne struck off Stannis' head and felled the tree behind him in a single mighty blow

>not understanding the intention of other people
Have you considered that you might be one with autism?

I was expecting Preston in a boyband

>conquer a continent and build myself a glorious capital city
>my family holds it for three centuries
>lannister fucking shits burn it down over hurt feelings after barely a year of reign
>mfw

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Deus ex machina you sperg.

It's not real life.

you stated a serious video wouldn't work

it does

it BTFOs preston on a weekly basis

preston's austism turns off potential viewers

Realized there was no more of the ale he promised Sandor

Then I am happy that my expectations of /got/ were met.

His intention was to criticize the show using shitty jokes. I understand just fine. Have you considered you have nothing to contribute to conversations, and maybe you should fuck off?

Desperate for cleganebowl. He knew Sandor needed a reason to pick up his axe, so he killed everyone and hung himself to frame the Brotherhood without banners.

DELETE THIS

>that tie tucked into super high waisted trousers

The 90s were weird

same tbqh, that would have been quite a picture

Only if I get to watch her get blacked by summer islanders

See

She was standing in front of him, not to his left

0/10

Th-thanks user

now we need manlet Brienne picture

they were great

i had a subscription to psm and stacks of stickers for my memory cards and ps1 lid

>leaks of Dany going mad

Will DD redeem themselves?

>yfw

My king

I think a bad aspect of the show is that it brings normie showpleb redditfags like you into the discussion who don't even believe Stannis is still alive, don't think Darkstar will stop the Others with the help of Victarion (cast fucking when?), lsh won't bully freys, frogfu and bloodraven are still alive no matter what dabid says, and that selmy could have beaten so easily.


hope I didn't miss anything

>leaks of Jon flying on Tyrion

I can make stuff up too

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>another Iron Man/GOT crossover
enough with this shit