/brit/

god bless the queen edition

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need a bf

chebs?

mummy may BTFO

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>tfw you find the sample used to make the snare layer in this track

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CHOON

>I don't post on reddit

>POOSENAL

last day i dreamt i woke up next to a qt grill exactly like barbara palvin. we were smiling and i was touching her hair, and just when i was about to bone her i woke up.

how do i control this lads?

you called?

representative of dolmio came round earlier to break my legs because I made my own pasta sauce

Passed AOSB Briefing with a Cat 2, was fine with the Plan Ex, group discussion/introductory talk and leaderless tasks (identified the solution to one by myself right at the start)
Need a few months to work on my agility, my strength is well above requirements and my general fitness/speed is good but I have the turning ability of a barge

chelsea win I reckon boys

only thing ive been enjoying lately is listening to jazz

We don't care

you're delusional if you think Britain will ban Trump
>"ah yes, let's ban the man who runs the most powerful country on Earth from coming to our country, the person who, if brexit succeeds (it will), will offer a UK-US trade deal which our economy literally needs to survive"
such a GREAT idea

spliff rolled
villa game on and we're playing well

comfy

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/826060143825666051
tell me about the yanks
did they think electing a literal fucking meme in some attempt at "sticking it to the man" was worth the trouble it's going to cause

fuck off you grotty baghead

have you listened to hokago tea time

if your banjo string snaps does it heal itself or do you need sugery of some sort?

>you're delusional if you think Britain will ban Trump
>>"ah yes, let's ban the man who runs the most powerful country on Earth from coming to our country, the person who, if brexit succeeds (it will), will offer a UK-US trade deal which our economy literally needs to survive"
>such a GREAT idea

Splifflad is Villalad..?

>womens march cunt likes meme grime
baka (shaking my head) desu (to be honest) senpai (family)

tell me about ameriboos
did they think posting yank stuff in /brit/ is appropriate?

fuck off with ur anime shit you nonce

>11c

Is winter over

>POOSENAL
>POOSENAL

/realyankhours/ is approaching, fuck off pom

post aesthetic cars

eyes are watering from chopping onions :/

post aesthetic arseholes

>A lot of bad dudes out there

2/1 odds

gf just sent me this

>including post links in fedora posts

newcunt

Nah

youtube.com/watch?v=-Fk5iGkp27M

Arsenal Fan TV should be good tonight

I'm not THE splifflad but I'm THE villa lad (fuck off hayd)

DELETE THIS

why would you save this picture of a blokes arse

are u gay

Unironically almost got called a racist in Waterstones for buying 'Art of the Deal' as it was half price and Cheeto Hitler is in the news a lot.

Cashier didn't say owt but some fucking cunt had to come over and interrogate me.

bet those Watford lads who bullied ty are loving it

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I can't download the rosy imgur album

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(can't wake up)

Did you go to greggs afterwards?

are you blind
the gf just sent this to me, wind your fucking neck in pal dont call my missus a bloke

No, I don't call degenerates

approximately what proportion of females aged 18-25 are single?

just tried peanut butter

don't know how yanks eat this filth

0

when will tans stop being the beauty standard?
pale skin is objectively better

it's rasheed vs rorke in the football this evening

so far the new president has really followed through on his promises

BANTER MASTER

>pale skin is objectively better

Chad has 3 birds on the go but all 3 are loyal to him

2 men go lonely

Are you eating shitty Sunpat stuff?

I'm a Cooplands man through and through.

*pulls you over*

The other day while I was leaving my lecture, I overheard two friends (girls). One of them said about some guy

>ughh, he's my crush. I haven't even said a word to him yet

Really made me think lads

If you catch a girl staring at you, or maybe always sitting nearby you, you should say hi

>let's protest against the democratically elected president of a foreign country for following though on legislation that he promised

The absolute state of the left, get a job snowflakes.

when billionaires stop wanting to live in bahamas and move to millport

yeah and another brand and they both taste like flavoured cardboard

girls with chicken pox on their arms are the cutest ones

*pulls you off*

i own a joy division shirt, a wu-tang shirt and a swans shirt, but i've literally never listened to any of their music apart from a few wu-tang songs haha

>let's make brexit even harder for ourselves by making the leader of the free world our enemy

>Promises Mexico will directly pay for border wall
>Now paying for it with import taxes

>Promises to bar all Muslim immigration into the US
>Now temporarily pausing migration from a small number of countries
Ah yes

been to millport

Never met ANYONE who supports Trump

not missing out on anything

>lol dude why are u protesting hitler hes the democratically elected leader of germany following through on what he promised get a job

Pop knob in fanny

Normies life their lives vicariously through celebs, tv and film

they don't realise they don't live in america

can't imagine this really happened

don't leftists know donald trump revitalised new york from being a total shithole to the global wonder it is today

say what you like about his politics but the man knows business

it's nice tbf. should have chose a more grey, scraggly rock but couldn't think

dont EVER reply to me again

i doubt there was a single protest against hitlers being elected 2bh

keep matching with absolute munters on tinder lads

does this mean I'm ugly?

Nah it just sort of scabs over, looks grim and you can pull your foreskin back miles

Mate had it happen to him

Try some proper stuff like Meridian, Whole Eart, or even Kernal King.

I've met plenty but then again the only time I talk about politics in real life is at the pub

stop swiping right on munters

hitler himself was never elected iirc
he was confirmed as führer but he never won a reichstag seat

LE MASTER OF BANTZ IS INFERIOR TO NONE XDXDXD

i didn't know merchant navy wasn't an actual navy

>swiping munters
mate

I thought it was the Jewish Navy

going to smoke a cheeky bit of hash out the ol' window

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made me think

democracy doesn't mean just putting a cross in a box every few years

they should protest, strike, boycott and resist at every opportunity

wonder how many of these twats protested when obama drone striked innocent people in multiple muslim countries

Need to pee but don't want to lose my seat

trump wasn't elected either then

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Nazi_boycott_of_1933

>he was confirmed as führer but he never won a reichstag seat
tfw

ahah alri x

>70642059
(Euch)

*does a think*
*calls trump a racist instead*