ITT - things Americans never say

ITT - things Americans never say

I'll start:

I have never murdered someone for a pair of Air Jordans

I'm sorry

I have never cooked anything without deepfrying it or using a pound of butter

i eat vegetable

I'm perfectly capable of cooking home made food out of raw ingredients

Our scientists, our inventions, all of them caused by immigrants

I work hard

I'm underweight.

I like real cheese better than American "cheese".

>sage
But you just said it. :^)

Muslims are welcomed here
Sharia law is as American as applepie

I want government spend more national budget in public service, free healthcare, free education to college, and middle to low class credit investment

The term American doesnt mean shit, we are actually all Irish, German, Italian, West African, etc. Therefore, we should not try to stop immigration since that is all we are

I hate starting wars around the globe and love taking responsibility for the adverse results of those wars

I appreciated the humour in that joke, even though it was at my expense

WAIT!

Let me think about it before we do it, don't be selfish

U still mad?

We should take responsibility for our bombings and take the resulting refugees instead of letting Europe handle the situation.

finland matters

I could stand to lose a little weight.

I admit that I'm a fat, ugly, piece of shit.

Food is matter of quality rather than quantity

It's our fault, let us fix it and beg pardon about it.

I care my neighbor and i am trying not to be a selfish person

>said peru

My banter is terrible

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kill yourself muhammad

The next station is just a couple of kilometers away

I'm not prone to moral panic and irrationality

The rest of the world matters!

>AMERICA 1ST
>AMERICA 1ST

i love walking

i wish i were yuropoorean so i too could get trucked by ahmed

t. David Sanjaya Liem Oei Hoek a k a SenSen.

"I think I'll go jogging today."

I love thinking my action first before try to do it

Is that middle one a boy? Where is his pee pee

i make the same shitty threads everyday about countries far superior to my own

i have a hybrid car, probably an electric one next year

sure thing

I hate diesel car and truck, i want one with euro standard

Europe isnt a total shithole

i want our country stop intervene other countries matter

What are air jordans?

i shit you not, i was just in Vietnam in Saigon and i was in the war museum and i saw this pic and told my gf "i think this is from japan" "she said, no its not why would they lie?"

2 best so far.

that would require us to stand...

another great one

I'll walk to work today

ah thank god i made it to the toilets in time, wouldnt want to shit myself in the middle of walmart

ketchup is not a vegetable

I'm white

the gas station is 4 kilometers away

I feel like going to school without a bulletproof suit on today

ITT said things Americans never say, not Japan.

>I'll have 1 big mac, no menu
>I'll take a water please
>My house is not made of plywood
>I'll skip desert

I don't need a car to go to the store

Burned clean off. A punishment only fit for a gommie.

Petroleum

I'm happy to live in a nanny state

I can fit in this seat

i-i want this

I love black people

I hate fastfood

im fat

God save the queen

Enough burgers for today

bump