/heem/ - UFC 202 edition

why the fuck isn't there a /heem/ thread?

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We are in gamethreads newfag

gamethreads? what does that even mean?

Heem thread now?

opinion:
The 3rd fight should be postponed.

It's obvious that both guys had run out of shit to talk during the promotion for this fight and this part of the story is getting kinda stagnant. We need new fresh chapters before the climax.

Conor and Nate can keep the 3rd fight in their back pocket and do other things in the mean time then come back to this as a retirement fight a la Hendo vs. Bisbong.

As long as both fighters are coming off of wins the numbers won't suffer too much.

Diaz holds against the fence. Back to the clinch. Back to the fence. Diaz holds him… Holds him… [sigh] Holds him.

heem yourself

B U L G A R I A

GET THE FOOK IN HERE SO I CAN SPIT ON MEME FLAG

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>there's no press conference for the GOATest card of all time

>if I had a full camp he wouldn't of touched me

How would you rate this event? Is it worth my time to torrent it?

>takedowns
>McGegor 0
what is the category for punching your opponent to his ass?

>3 knockdowns

Is this a classic fight?

Also, judging by the post match bro hugging and wanting a trilogy makes me think that the bottle throwing was all an act by the two.

>3 knockdowns
and there you have it

conor ran. if there was no time limit he would've been beat

Where the country traitor irishmen at? How does it feel to get BTFO?

Diaz was punched to the ground 3 times. Connor would have won if he wasn't a pussy and lunged in on him.

you realize that you score per round and not overall right?

but Conor won round 1, 2 and 4 dipshit

Best McGregor card yet

ALL finishes and then 5 round war

The only thing I want to know is if Dana is on roids?

Diaz got robbed

why is diaz able to take so many punches and seem just fine

no shit. Fighters always try to hype up their fights with crazy antics.

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>total stats
>round by round scoring
why do fags always try to pull this shit?
Conor landed 3 more strikes in round 2 and had 2 knockdowns, and that was the round that decided the fight

>Diaz's face could survive no time limit

post fight conference stream anyone?

knockdowns dumdum

but nate won 2 3 and 5

There is no press conference lad

>why isn't there a /heem/ thread on fight night?
welcome, new friend

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When McGregor is fresh he's obviously the better fighter but what is he doing wrong with his exercise because he gets tired too fast

If you think Nate won the 2nd round then you're a dipshit. Heem yourself my man.

that'd be why I couldnt find it, but why?

Before all of you brainwashed WWE-tier cunts post about who you thought won the fight, the fact is it doesn't even matter.

This was a draw at best for Conor but he was going to "win" from the get-go because the UFC, Danastein, and Diaz all want to sell a trilogy. All of them want another big-money fight. And Diaz doesn't even give a shit if he "lost" because he's going to get PAID.

>but nate won 2

He was closer to winning 4 than 2 lad

>Nate pretty clearly had a knockdown
>scoresheet says he didn't
Irrelevant stats tbqh

Adrenaline dump my man. You've never been in a fight.

>knocked down twice
>won the round
great opinion

/heem/!

My favorite. my resolute warrior. Again and again!

it would last longer than conor's consciousness

Same way Homer Simpson does in that boxing episode. His brain is so small it's cushioned by a layer of fluid one eighth of an inch thicker than normal.

Conor already said he's fucking off back to 155 for a while

it's 8am in Finland and haven't slept. I missed the knockdown section completely.

It was a slip, idiot.

ah, thanks. Didn't really feel like hearing Conor suck himself off anyway

>leg pot shots
>significant
PICK 1 AND ONLY 1

shut up faggot

They dont want Jake Shields to throw laptops and coffee at people

Diaz breaks Khabib's streak
McGregor beats Alvarez for the belt
3rd fight for the belt main event 215

what he's doing wrong is fighting 15 lbs heavier than he should ever consider fighting

>Round 1: Guy A punches Guy B 250 times, knocks down 10 times, takes down 10 times
>Round 2: Guy B taps Guy A once, Guy A afks
>Round 3: Guy B taps Guy A once, Guy A afks
>Round 4 Guy B taps Guy A once, Guy A afks
>Round 5: Guy B taps Guy A once, Guy A afks

>Guy B wins

He wasn't fine. McGregor cracked his jaw in the first round, but wouldn't jump on him to finish him off. I predict McGregor will KO Nate in the first in the third fight at 155.

Because we were on twitch freshcunt

>Connor beating an adult-sized wrestlefucker

>diazcucks warping reality in their own head and unironically thinking the judges were rigged

It's just a style thing. You can't throw bombs for 25 mins without getting tired. And if he doesn't throw bombs then he is giving up his advantage.

You just proved to everyone that you're a complete dipshit

>implying anyone here is qualified to judge a fight

fucking autism

UFC 209

MCGREGOR VS DIAZ III

CALLING IT NOW, SCREENCAP THIS POST

he won the 2nd half of the 2nd round those knockdowns really didn't do anything this isn't kickboxing

Probably.

Probably also alcohol and cocaine addiction.

>celebrating a decision

where did its all go so wrong for this sport lads?

>he still thinks sports aren't rigged

Jesus Christ, do you still think Santa is real too?

Shields needs to come out of the closet already

I swear Dana looks like a normal person when I'm watching him on video but every picture of him makes him look like a fucking goof

>won half the round
>won the round
what the even fuck are you saying
>knockdowns don't count
seriously, you are retarded

Holy fuck the 196er butthurt is unreal, I didn't think you faggots would be that assblasted Diaz lost

>said the 189er

>get wrecked by a guy who moved up to your weight

he's going to get ravaged at 155

>mfw conor heemed nate 3 times in one fight
>mfw conor heems aldo, nate, floyd, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order

Yeah man they shouldn't account for when you get punched in the face so hard your legs give out. Those aren't SIGNIFICANT or anything.

You're a fucking dipshit

but nate is a 55er

This, The fact that McGregor can win at all at being the smaller guy is amazing.

Conor is an all weighter, that's why ya boy Diaz got wrecked

Yeah, and you're an 89er. Fuck off.

didn't say they didnt count. i said they didnt really do much in terms of much damage which is what mma scoring is based off of. and he came back hard halfway through the round if you think otherwise you need to rewatch it. i can see u scoring it for mcgregor but to say im stupid for it is stupid

Media Scores.

>both fighters are probably gonna get laid tonight or tomorrow
>i'm probably gonna masturbate again

>mfw 202ers think pulling guard is getting heemed

conor didnt run out of things to say, he just couldn't say anything coming off a loss.. now he's back to winning he'll start again you'll see

been on the train since buchinger, thx tho

not my boy, I'm a Conor nuthugger

> no post fight presser
> fight metric is down right after the fight
> every site is full of "This was an amazing event! Haha!" kind of comments
> Both of the fuckers conveniently asking for a rematch right after the fight
> Nate isn't pushing the pace even though he wasn't exhausted at all.

Fuck this gay ass sport, UFC will be the new WWE with the new jewish owners combined with Danas faggotry.

He's also fighting against someone bigger with an incredible chin and stamina.

>pulling guard
stay delusional assmad diazcuck

This fight had no business being at 170 other than "muh pride"

borh would perform peak levels at 155

>a fucking leaf
>meme arrows
>disney profanity
>rigging
>jews
>"everyone says"

Nice try

nope, sorry, but you're a fucking idiot
are you really arguing right now that knockdowns say nothing in the area of damage and trying to simultaneously argue you're not mentally handicapped right now? go to sleep faggot and then never speak your opinion again unless your handler asks if you think the oven mitt you're chewing on tastes good

Yo guys remember when Diaz was scared and butt scooted toward Connor? haha yeehaw

how much is dana paying you spineless faggot?

Anyone stoked for Ultimate Fighter 24?

Was this good as in Rory vs Lawler good

Or Bonnar vs Griffin good?

what do the breaks in this mean? are they the mma media tiers?

are the Aus webm makers around was able to watch the prelim matches, I was wondering if they could make some webms of Coby Covington's wrestling. He's probably the best rider in MMA, and we don't see that kind of aggressive wrestling riding a lot in MMA

i would be if it was a legit tourney and not tuf

it was close to lawler condit good