How do we save Brazil?

How do we save Brazil?

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By putting them in wildlife conservation

with nukes

With nukes

Funny thing, despite of all this violence i literally never met who were robbed

kill all Brazilians

a person who were robbed*

You are the one who robs

probably because you never meet anyone

95% of these murders are drug related and only happen in favelas and prisons
Only 6% of brazilians live in favelas

Please visit Brazil, you will be safe

Give Independence to lighter colors

With nukes.

Maybe if you weren't such an autist Chimpanzilian and actually knew people your opinion would be valid.

youtube.com/watch?v=c0ztLtpuwkM
why do you allow literal monkeys to run around and rob people on crowded streets during daytime?

Because Apezilians are literal incompetent monkeys. Especially in River of Janigger.

Don't be upset if you were robbed, it's part of our culture (and remember cultures can't be questioned you fucking racist prick)

>2012 map

São Paulo lowered further, i guess it's 8 per 100k now.

go save your ass no one need your help

Kek sure

Do you really believe those numbers?

Nice proxy Pablo D'Argentina

literally everyone I know got robbed and I did it for the 1st time last year

Yes. Where do you live?

Okay then, stay deluded

>The communist shithole of Hungary how to save someone.

You guys should start thinking how to save yourselves.

>don't bring proofs or arguments
>LMAO ur deluded

Why do you niggers always goes for ad hominen?

yours is nice too, Paulo

>Only 6% of brazilians live in favelas
If you were hoping to pawn off responsibility or play off the danger, you might be interested to know that's bigger than the size of my country's entire population

I don't like spoonfeeding (even about something so obvious) but here you go. I mean, do you really believe it? It's sad, actually.

sbt.com.br/jornalismo/sbtbrasil/noticias/29458/Rio-de-Janeiro-pode-ter-manipulado-numero-de-homicidios-no-estado.html

eshoje.jor.br/_conteudo/2015/05/noticias/29717-mortes-que-estatisticas-nao-mostram-taxas-podem-estar-sendo-manipuladas.html

ultimosegundo.ig.com.br/brasil/2016-08-21/homicidios-sao-paulo.html

And those are just 3 examples, most states manipulate their data.

Such an ungrateful monkey. As if Apezilians were doing fine on their own. That's why this shitty country can never prosper, you apes never accept the fact you're fucked up. Un-fucking-believable. Although I honestly don't give a fuck, it's better if Apezilians keep killing each other like the animals they are.

>A literal Chimpanzilian thinking he can call anyone's country a shithole.
The funny thing is, regardless of how much you attempt to insult him he'll continue to live in a better place than yours. With better education, an actual history and a beautiful and unique language. Subhuman chimp.

Besides, he's asking for help. And much help is needed to save this God-forsaken hellhole full of literal animals like yourself. You absolute orangutan.

Dag van het touw: alle Argentijnen zullen hangen :3

>drive a car
>stop for signal
>robber approaching to your car
>get shot

How can I survive?

shitposting on Sup Forums all day
you're just a fat loser

Don't react. And even then you have a slight chance of getting shot for no reason

>downtown Rio
>olympic site
Yeah, nice clickbait. It's not even close

ah yes, I can use google translate too

with love

What a shitty Google Translator-tier Dutch.

Doesn't change the fact your whole city is a mess controlled by druglords and a police willing to let that happen in the fucking downtown, uncivilized fuck.

How people do self-defense when driving?

I*

>Did you give you a (You)? No, right? Ok, then don't talk to me, you autistic piece of shit

by shooting back STOP BEING A FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT

They don't. And if you try you're most likely going to die

>downtown
you are only making this worse, not better

Kill the criminals, end the muh human rights meme.

>and I did it for the 1st time last year

>no fucking way to defend yourself even when driving
>there is a chance to get shot always 24/7.

Life in Brazil is a hard mode.

>95% of these murders are drug related
No

You have no idea. Even shielding on cars is incredibly expensive and bureaucratic for the average man

If only some of your ancestors hadn't immigrated, they'd be way better off living in Japan. Though unlike niggers they've managed to have a decent life here, several become doctors. Others unfortunately end up being corrupted by this hellhole's destructive """""culture""""" of hedonism and AIDS.

Not really. There used to be many of what we call "cortiços" (ghetto/housing for poor people) downtown in the past. A mayor managed to say a big fuck you for human rights activists and brought them all down, but there are still a lot of people living in the streets there, and that's why the downtown district is shit. But, if you go to rich neighborhoods like Lagoa, São Conrado, Jardim Botânico or Ipanema (which is where tourists tend to go anyway), it's very unlikely that you'll witness that kind of situation.

@70645829
Por que trocar a bandeira para postar fora do /luso/, caro macaco caxiense? Tens medo de que caguem para a sua opinião apenas pela sua bandeira? Bom, tenho novidades: cagam para as suas """"""""opiniões"""""""" porque você é burro e uma bicha com dor de cu, apenas. Saúde.

>But, if you go to rich neighborhoods like Lagoa, São Conrado, Jardim Botânico or Ipanema (which is where tourists tend to go anyway), it's very unlikely that you'll witness that kind of situation.
Hahahahahaha, that's funny

70646293
Sorry, I don't speak Moorish. How about coming back when your shitty state ceases to be this country's greatest embarrassment? You illiterate mongrel. The fact you Chimps manage to """"learn"""" English is further proof that that is is a creole language. How I wish German were the lingua franca. I wouldn't have to deal with you literal apes. Go now, go get shot somewhere, uncivilized poorfag. :^)

*throws banana*

>that it is a creole language *
oopsie :^)))

"Eu sei que é complicado amar tão devagarinho
E eu também tenho tanto medo
Eu sei que o tempo anda difícil e a vida tropeçando
Mas se a gente vai juntinho, vai bem"

I only deleted that because I accidentally said "you" instead of "I". You can post it all you want, I don't intend to change what I said.

I'm not here for this shitflinging, so you can go fuck yourself.

Oh, and I speak German (...and Japanese... and Swedish... and Italian) too. Cheers.

70646718
What's the use of speaking all those languages when you're a poorfag nigger who has never left this hellhole of a country? And you'll end up getting killed like one of your relatives anyways, so I don't see the point really. Again, go outside your autistic lair and get beheaded by one of the druglords controlling your shitty neighborhood you utter poorfag orangutan. :^))))))

*throws banana*

Do you like this?

youtube.com/watch?v=fxuNGedCj00

Jesus, even the shouth is an absolute hellhole

South Brazil is white and Germanic.

Yep. This shitty """country""" has no way to redeem itself.
Never believe an Apezilian saying this place is livable.

I love all her stuff parceiro

Murders during robberies make up 4% of all murders here according to official stats.

Why socialists ruin every country? Brazil would be one of the nicest countries if it was safe.

This. I like their males. I hope they get better.

Are you a cute trap?

A person who was robbed*.

Just helping you with your English. You use was for singular, not plural, were for plural.

Self-hating Brazilians are the worst and the most subhuman Brazilians.

It's just one neet autist who posts here 24/7
This one If you install the regional flags script you will recognise him everytime

It's literally one guy who posts all day which makes it even more pathetic.

yes , the one who post the monkey with the brazil flag is a fat loser

This map is outdated. 2016's data shows that SP and SC have the same murder rate (I think around 13) but SP's data is more reliable.

>inb4 paulistafag talking shit
Just look it up, I'm not lying.

And for the general discussion: I've never been robbed, because I'm too fucking careful, but I know a lot of people that were robbed (thankfully not violently).

Also, the problem is that we have too much land. We need to separate this whole thing into smaller countries and then try to fight corruption.

Hmm, this map seems off tho.

You should thank PCC.

Seems legit

I'm glad I make you subhuman niggers upset. :^)

But you better endure it, because I'm not ever gonna stop. Bunch of disgusting chimpanzees.

It is legit, I cropped from their pdf.

pode continuar seu cu de pombo hahahaha
acha que vai mudar a opnião que o mundo tem do brasil no Sup Forums? gordo punheteiro fracassado

kek

This one is about the capitals

>seu cu de pombo

i heard that whites in south africa never completly stop when there is a red light they just move slowly so that they dont get robbed

lol, I found the brazilian version of the argie spic-hater

Here in Rio Grande do Sul, meeting people who have been robbed at gunpoint is kinda normal. Our criminality rate is the highest in 15 years.

>The chimpanzee is mad.
AYYY

Look at this thread, there are several foreigners agreeing with the fact Apeland is a literal hellhole. I'm very satisfied :^))))) but more work ought to be done. Stay mad, my Apezilian friend.

Vai embora do Brasil pra chupar rola de gringo ou se mata, corno

We do that here too, when driving in lonely areas during dawn

>acha que vai mudar a opnião que o mundo tem do brasil no Sup Forums?

Mas nem precisa. O munda já vê o Brasil como um esgoto de podridão, criminalidade, safadeza, corrupção e sujeira.

eu sei disso mas ficar shitposting no Sup Forums todo dia é irritante,não acha?

At least I have the option to go abroad whenever I want to, poorfag baboon :^)))))))))))))))))))

This.

So that's mean you are a baboon?

A well off* baboon.
ftfy

Let it die down on its own

My car is armored and took almost two years of talking weekly with the army to get all licenses certified
If our violence is Africa tier, bureaucratic is in a bellow level of it's own

>ITT countries hundreds of thousands of miles away from an irrelevant third world shithole in South America discuss how to save it because they have literally nothing else to bother with in their own perfect flawless countries

feels good to be the center of attention 24/7

This sounds like every single day on Sup Forums regarding Mexico