/brit/

on a mad one edition

cara

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JANNY SMASH HIS BOLLOCKS IN

not sure if it's because he's finally adjusted to the chemotherapy or if it's because of him becoming redpilled by Sup Forums, but Stefan Molyneux seems to have aged like fine wine, looking much more rugged and handsome than the pale soft baldy looking fuck he looked like 5 or 10 years ago

btw am i gay?

alright now that little interruption is over, recommend me an ideology to follow religiously

utter sadcase

DONT DO IT JANNY

ahh, uneven and unexplained application of the rules. can't complain though; he does it for free!

susan

big fan of the jan man

>Omg everybody this is user the guy I was telling you about! Thanks for coming to our British party user!!
>Yeah but don't be surprised if we try to talk to you like all night omg that accent haha :))

List of runtoid names:

Callum
Jay
Troy
Connor
Kyle
Declan
Jordan
Tyler

harry
henry

Worth a shag

the OP (original post) image was NSFW (not safe for work)

going to bed early i think

sold my friend some xanax and he blacked out and fell asleep in a hotel lobby and headbutted an officer and now he's in jail :/

reeee it's the first /brit/ thread i've ever made, he better not delete this

haha reply to my message on fb jordan

kys
>implying Americans would even understand my accent half the time
Yank mates from uni legitimately struggled when I was a few cans in

well salutations ladies
it is i...Timothy Byrne..

fucking janitard

st-jannes-on-the-sea is CONFIRMED as the janitor

>tfw not on the list
Callum is probably one of the biggest runts i know tbf

Business idea: Sup Forums charges 0.01 pence a post for the jany's wages

have you lads ever met someone named dylan who wasn't a complete runt

Fasting again today lads

The scotomas have just started, which is a hell of a lot later than they did the last time I fasted

Why? He does it for free

do girls in australia really like to get drunk and ask guys to lick their bumholes like in that episode of peep show lads?

t. bevan

>his country doesn't have a space department

ayylmao'ing at the thought

had 5 beers and 15 cigges lads

fairly drunk now 2bh

>Janitard
>implying the OP wasn't doing it for fun

this was an epidemic on Sup Forums a few years ago

is niggerlad about?

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isnt ur retard of a pres reducing funds for it and putting more into your already ridiculous military
also don't comment on russia I'm only here for work

>a few years ago
tragic

sort your life out

>his country taxes as much as mine but spends it on rockets and black people instead of universal healthcare

yes

reddit flaggers are all fucking sad cunts

>tfw living in an arbitrary dictatorship

you can't delete threads on Sup Forums, reddit.

>11c

lads am not liking this

Who self-harmed when they were a young un? Got scars all over my thighs so really try to avoid blowjob desu unless it's in the dark.

but do they actually want their bumholes licked or is it just banter?

American girl I've known for about 8 years and messaged with regularly has started using white as a derogatory adjective

comrades, the chances of me not dying alone have faintly increased. i don't know how girls work, however, so i am unsettled

pic very slightly related

Doing what? You cant delete OP anymore afaik

is that you?

Started my job. When will I stop being so insecure?

Every e-mail I send I check like 40 times to make sure its grammatically correct and makes sense.

bin her

Am 22, been posting on Sup Forums on and off since I was 13

been back here a week after 2 years off the site. Got a job, investments and a mrs to boot in the meantime

YOU need to sort YOUR life out

don't think you'll have any problem avoiding blowjobs unless you're given them you bender

going to die alone as well and I have a gf

*alzare la zampa*

prince charles needs to stop fucking piping up with his lefty shite

Why is Janny such a pant-sniffer sex pest?

UNATCO?

congratulations sir. i haven't left the house for 4 months

believed every word

>prince charles needs to stop fucking piping up with his lefty shite

see

it's been a while

>talk to you like all night

Would honestly just leave

Talking to a girl for more one hour is simply not worth the shag

She backtracked a bit on it when I called her out, claimed she wasn't using it in a derogatory way and it was only for description

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Why, welcome back, fellow oldfag friend!

i'm 19, been posting on Sup Forums sporadically since i was around 16

the effects its had on my life are noticeable. not extremely significant but it has changed my world view to a degree

don't have much in common with my mates from school any more. but on the plus side i lost my virginity and got a gf when i turned 18.

>Paul! I thought you were in Hong Kong

>Several of today’s most influential politicians such as Donald Trump and Marine Le Pen endorse ideologies of division and separation, but just as “a house divided against itself cannot stand,” a people divided by walls cannot stand. These walls prevent vital collaboration that brings concrete solutions to the greatest issues facing the world today
tfw we really need all those astronauts and quantum surveyors

out of booze lads

options are go to tescos for more or smoke a spliff

Im gonna kick your ass ya greasy wop bastid.

church

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>talking to massive qt for like 2 hours at party
>we all go out
>some runtoid beta who was at the party tries to fight my friend
>everyone gets mad at him and us by extension even though we did nothing
>qt cracks the shits and barely acknowledges me the rest of the night

ahhhhhh yes brilliant, the conversation was already like pulling teeth

thoughts on the following:

>guns
>unlimited refills
>pickup trucks
>harmonious multicultural society

we did

tories cancelled it in 1971, despite it just fucking putting a british satellite into space on a british rocket

don't like any of these things coz i'm not a yank

using ye olde 2 in 1 laptop

good lad

>FOY
>FOY
>FOY
>doesn't work

need a poo

>cracks the shits
had a runny arsehole did she? hate when I get the shits on a night out

yoga 710 lad?

wew, usually i'm not into asians but she's cute

21 since 13 here, 22 in march, do you think being here had an affect on you growing up? i became quite cynical and offensive as a teenager after absorbing Sup Forums but after a while i think it's actually done some good

imagine considering yourself a subject of the queen

embarrassed for you

Thanks for letting us get to know a bit more about yourself, user

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Holy fuck really?

ngl if i were a yank id be a total gun nut

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>guns
should be completely legalised with 0 control
>multicultural society
pic

Only 19 but genuinely afraid i am going to die alone at this rate

chromebook flip x

Literally just had a Skype call with some South Korean lass who messaged me on Interpals. She was pretty strange. Also, she speaks decent English, watches Brit TV shows and swears in English too.

/Blog

Guns are cool. I don't consume sugar. Pickup trucks are gay. I'd be okay with it if society were harmonious.

>guns
handguns for protection, rifles for hunting. very regulated, but legal.
>unlimited refills
yeah, but you should pay a bit more for the drink
>pickup trucks
no opinions
>multiculturalism
fuck off
btw i'm not a rorke, i'm ok with multiracial, multiethnic, multifaith. but a nation should only have one cultural identity.

require a tights gf

go there and shoot yourself