ITT - things Brazilians never say

ITT - things Brazilians never say

I'll start:

I have never witnessed a murder

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I've never witnessed a murder. I had people trying to rob me, but I either gave them a proper beating or simply ignored.
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halo? uk? ies i have never witnessed a murder

I have never witnessed a murder

I am not a spic

I've never witnessed a non-quazimodo british

I've never been beheaded

Brazil is the greatest country in the world

i never fucked a trap

I am not jealous in any way

"I hate the japanese" :3

If you're a NEET, Brazil is a shithole. If you have some life to live, then it's ok.

Developed countries seem to be more "comfy" to be alone, I think that's the thing with brazilians here.

Or a farm animal.

I never had tho.

This, if you talk good things about Brazil here you'll have loads of Brazilian flags trying to convince you otherwise even though you never asked for it.

>Developed countries seem to be more "comfy" to be alone,
That is true, I have spent last years alone in my little apartment. It's best in winter, when you wont see sun if you sleep from 6am till 4pm and everywhere is snow. I have no job, but goverment still gives almost 1000e/month for doing nothing

>I have never put a banana in my anus

wtf?

I'm white

What? Is my English so bad that it is unreadable.

>1k euros a month

Fucking hell, this is a lot (for brazilian standards).

Anyway, here you'd just die, because no monies to pay anything. It's not so easy to be an introvert in a country where everyone is a fucking alpha male, even the ones that look "nerdy".

no no i said wtf because you get paid for doing nothing

>I have no job, but goverment still gives almost 1000e/month for doing nothing

How does this shit works? Like you just go to a govt office and say: Fug i'm NEET :DDD pls gib bux?

My house has been built with the approval and knowledge of the relevant public officials

And that's why first worlders live the life on easy mode.
How can someone be born in a 1st world country and still be a loser?

really makes you think

>1000e/month for doing nothing

Average monthly wage here is just a bit over 600 euros for full time work, fuck you first worlders are rich fucks

Indeed, my dumb frog poster friend.

livelihood support (money for when you literally have no saving or income) and job market support (money given to you for looking for a job) together can be pretty generous. It's still just half of what is considered a livable minimum wage and you're not getting any pension savings though.
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Also, minimum wage is something around 200 euros a month. Goddamn I didn't know it was that easy.

i thought you were my friend

>what is cost of life

What's going on here?

Sul and São Paulo are Semitic and Japonic therefore non-white

he said i am dumb!

You know people have to pay bills right?

Doesn't matter to receive good money if everything is expensive(depending on the country)

What a female butt looks like?

Yes, but when you remove rent, food and other essentials I have only few hundred left. I would like to get a job but it is hard without education. All university education is free (actually you will be paid for that too) but I'm so lazy neet that I have no motivation to study.

Yes, as long you are adult and live alone you are given unemployment- and living support. But I admit that Fin is perfect place to be anime hikky.

Our workers have huge taxes from their incomes, up to 50% I think

Are you?

>mfw I'm semitic

Well, at least we're super smart, that's the ultimate mix for high IQ.

i am not dumb!

Im not a monkey

you're lucky

It's kinda like the Unemployed Insurance we have here, but it only works for a few months.

Nordeste is the greatest Brazilian region

Okay!

We arent a racial democracy

I prefer small arses

you're a smart one

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Our Unis are tuition free to transferstudents too, you are welcome to come here and take our white women. I don't care about them, they are so slutties and hungers for foreign cock.

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EEEEEEEEELEKTROFUNKI

Pure socialism. This is gona get your contry in a huge problem.

delete this shit

the way you said make me feel bad stop treating your women like that

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"no" we huehue now

Brazilians are fucking disgusting. They're the Indians of the western hemisphere.

How the heck have you come to know this?

ancient memes lads

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I've never played socccer.

They really are. Fuck them.

I like small asses

y ur u so evil

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Stop please

I hate to share the country with such people.
So a small country is much better

tu é brasileiro sim! não é possivel que um gringo veja isso

its ok lad you can always go to argentina
sorry i dont speak amazon

This slut is the biggest national shame we ever had, she even made a song about camel toes

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brazilian with proxy

nobody cares about Brazil, stop

I acknowledge that the airplane is a United Statesian invention

Agree, If I could would nuked all.

no i am finnish these are some good ol' memes

Another thread dedicated for Chimpanzilian circlejerking, great.

yeah, sure, we believe you

it is true my hairy friend, blame one of your kinsmen for poisoning my mind years ago

I feel bad for you

i am forever haunted by these jungle noises, they have truly ruined my life.

Is it like here where if you are physically able to work, you have to take any job offered to you after something like 6 months or you lose the money?

He wouldn't die. There's Bolsa Senpaiília, Seguro Desemprego and lots of other shit.

This is the correct answer

This is a terrible idea that is going to ruin your country some time in the future.

This is the other correct answer

We already are, João

Sounds like a good economic plan, I wouldn't be too worried.

Well that has worked ok for many decades

"I hate bananas."
"The government works."

There are people dumb enough to unironically say that on the internet.

I hate socialists.

"I hate condensed milk"

I've never voted for PT

Literally everyone who is over 30 already voted for PT once in their lives

I never voted in PT because I always saw them as a bunch of "pelegos".

No it hasn't you massive retard.

The current welfare system is grossly oversized

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K bergas esta pasando aki xdddd?