Would thou like the taste of butter?

>Would thou like the taste of butter?
What did he mean by this?

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he meant

>remove thy shift.

CLICKITY CLACKITY

CLICK-ATY CLACK-ATY

>male goat
>offering butter
I think you know what he meant.

Honestly didn't even think of that

I finally understand what people mean by "triggering" now since I was attacked by a goat yesterday

Black Phillip, Black Phillip
a crown grows out his head.

Would you like the taste of butter

You*

He was calling her a butterface

I was about to watch this but the stream it was on looked like it was 140p so I'll have to wait till a better quality is up

He meant that he could buy her soul for fucking nothing. It was a mixture of a taunt and a demand. She essentially had no power even in her own negotiation and he knew it. She didn't care either because she was desperate.

>what are torrents

>Would thou
>Would you

I believe it was "Wouldst thou"

lrn2archaicenglish

>what is slow internet
THANK YOU BASED OBONGO

>Black Phillip says you are wicked!

even at that age I would know not to believe a talking goat.

Nor would I stick my arm into a drainage outlet in the street because a talking clown told me his name was Pennywise and is therefore not a stranger.

idk i'm prolly just an autist tho

In the olden days, butter was sweetened with cows urine. Obviously, that stopped when we stopped being basic animals. But that's why he's talking about butter in a way that makes it sound appetising.

why didn't thomasin show her tittes

There's an interview with the director where he says that a shot of her tits exposed was cut.

She was living in a 2 room shack in the woods, but could still remember living in England and having glass windows and other luxuries. He was able to tempt her with things we take for granted, but would have been princely goods for someone in her position. It was the promise of luxuries combined with the threat of having no other options that allowed Satan to claim her voluntarily.

Black Phillip, Black Phillip
King of Land and Sand

fucking cuck director

People didn't really talk like that back then did they? It was done for a shakespeare effect right?

Butter was not a commodity for those people, it was a luxury. Butter therefore represents wealth and delicious happiness that is out of reach in her current lifestyle.

They really did
This movie took place during the very early phases of colonization

and here i am melting butter to dip my pizza in

The older brother should have boned his sister.

I bet Satan would leave the whole family alone. He'd just nod approvingly and say "right on".

it means to live deliciously

But it feels too poetic, they weren't intellectuals, they were farm people

Maybe people just talked in a different manner with different grammar over 400 years ago?

This goat is actually going to make me watch this

Only royalty spoke like that

Actually, if the dialogue was right for the time period, you wouldn't be able to understand most of what they were saying. The dialogue in the script is old-fashioned, but not historically accurate.

what is thomasin's lewdest pic?

So you personally knew said royalty and how they spoke?
>Eggers built a library of primary source material with a specific focus on accounts of demon possession. He found numerous detailed descriptions of what would happen to people when their bodies were overtaken by the supernatural.
>"I wasn’t in some rare archive in some small town in Massachusetts with white gloves on looking a parchment paper," clarified Eggers. "’The Diary of Samuel Sewall’, ‘The Diary of John Winthrop,’ these are easy for anyone to get their hands on.
>This was really common stuff and there’s tons of cases of demon possession. I read through the books looking for good images and moments, and then as I’d go along with the script I would think, ‘How can I make that work?’"
indiewire.com/2016/02/how-robert-eggers-used-real-historical-accounts-to-create-his-horror-sensation-the-witch-67882/

>"It’s an interesting period, because New England was the most literate part of the western world, it was illegal to not teach your children how to read because reading the bible was imperative," explained Eggers.
>"You’ll find dictated wills of farmers who could read, but couldn’t write, and assuming the dictation is accurate, they have a really interesting, beautiful, but clunky way with words because they are reading the Geneva Bible, which is a really beautifully written text."

Satan trips get

trips demand it

Would thou like to dub deliciously?

>Eggers culled dialogue directly from Puritan prayer manuals and Cotton Mather and Samuel Willard’s accounts of New England “witchcraft.” “I would find and take phrases out and line them all up, and I had phrases that had to do with the Devil, and phrases that had to do with being happy, and phrases that had to do with being sad,” Eggers says.
>He discovered his characters through history, grafting real stories to his wide-open screenplay. “A diary entry would inspire a scene. Like, Katherine has this dream about being very close to Jesus that I thought was very beautiful. This was a Puritan minister’s dream that I tweaked and shaped to fit her character.”
grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/the-scariest-movie-at-sundance-how-robert-eggers-made-the-horrifying-historically-accurate-the-witch/

>no "Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?" banner yet.
butter me up senpai

Rolling for ebic banner.

Could you beat Black Phillip in a fight, Sup Forums?

Remember his horns are 3' and he weighs 200+ lbs.

I'm not being funny here, and I appreciate you posting this, but it doesn't do anything to refute my claim. The third post is the only one that's really relevant, and even then, it's tenuous. Lifting the occasional phrase out of contemporary sources does not constitute historical accuracy – especially when your bias would be to pick those phrases that your viewer can understand.

>Phil Duff, ah symfon ye tae spak til me. Spak atter whan ye spak tae thir bairns. Ken ye my Scottis leid? Sueyer tae me.
>Africht pal, quah ye will.
>Oist it tae me.
>D'ye fant a smatter o heroin?
>Aye
>Can gie ye a bus fare outta Glasgae
>Sound pal
>Aye man jist wricht yer name in the buik thair
>Cannae dae it pal
>I'll schaw yer haund ye weegie bastirt.

why do you fags like this movie so much?

you aren't refuting anything either so I guess it's time to shut down the internet

It's the dawn of horrorkino, along with It Follows and The Babadook.

LAY YOUR HEART DOWN

ONTO THE SEA OF THE STARS

LAY YOUR HEEEEART DOWN

ONTO THE SEEEA OF THE STAAARS

;_;

Because it's good.

pls respond i can't control my horny level

I thought it was pretty cool. Why don't you like it?

>yfw living deliciously

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Huh? He's a goat, not a cow?

Holy fucking Kek saved
Well done lad

stop posting black phillip you idiot. he's literally the worse character in the movie.
>HURR DURRR IMA GOAT BAHHH

ayyy
Haggistanis on suicide watch

>frogs this mad at goats

My 'horn' is 4 inches and I weigh 300 lbs. I could take him

>>Can gie ye a bus fare outta Glasgae
>>Sound pal

lost.

you're in the forest and this goat tackles your gf's dad
what do you do
keep in mind he's the devil and wants your gf to live deliciously

>dat hat

:3

i wanna fuck thommasin so bad holy fuck

i think this movie awakened a new fetish in me

>>Oist it tae me.
>>D'ye fant a smatter o heroin?
>>Aye

Fucking puritans?

is she an aliem?

yes

no she's british from the the isle o' mao

>I like you /hor/

Also I'd let her probe me

it physically pains me knowing i'll never cuddle up next to anya taylor-joy after a long day, and she'll snuggle her chin into my arm and we'll fall asleep listening to the cars outside my apartment, talking about what we want to do the next day

>tfw my cousin is named Anya

>too scared of his voice to look up the scene on youtube
Fuck this movie.

1st generation incest is AWWWWWWWRIIIIIIIGHT

I also enjoyed Trainspotting.

>tfw as a Scot I've noticed you've mixed 16th century Scots vocabulary with Glaswegian patter and modern North-Eastern Scots
If you know that much you can do better, user

Because it's literally kino you plebeian

>swn abduct you and violently probe your anus
;_;

I just did. I couldn't watch the next scene with the witches. It's too much.

Butter is super expensive.

It wasn't a taunt or a demand at all, nor was it "fucking nothing" in context. Butter was a luxury for people living in New England at the time, as were nice dresses. He was offering her the comfortable life she wanted--remember how she delighted in remembering the glass windows she had in England?

There should be a spinoff sequel with calvinist boers living in the south apefreakan wilderness and then a black goat comes along but instead of being a goat it actually turns out to be a nigger shapeshifter and living deliciously will be a codeword for racemixing

I'd taste Black Phillips butter.

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Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=V0OFF3q4Pxk

WHOA BLACK PHILLIP
BAM A LAM
WHOA BLACK PHILLIP
BAM A LAM
A CROWN GROWS FROM HIS HEAD
BAM A LAM
NOW BOW DOWN OR BE DEAD
BAM A LAM
NOW HE'S A KING OF THE SAND
BAM A LAM
A DAMN KING OF THE LAND
BAM A LAM
I SAID WHOA BLACK PHILLIP
BAM A LAM

>ram jam
>not spiderbait

I know what you're trying to do, but Spiderbait's version is much better.

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Christ, I'm so sorry for you
Are you an Aussie?

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Butter was a luxury for quite a long time actually.

All the way into the 30s poor people could only afford various fat-based surrogate products to use on bread or for baking.

Unironically don't get it

>Satan, guide my cock!

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>look it up
>music video is Without a Paddle

>Matthew Lillard is stuck doing voice overs as Shaggy in shitty Scooby Doo movies
>Dax Shapard wasted his career on Parenthood
>Seth Green is a cringeworthy "geek culture" faggot
>I'm not longer in high school with my future ahead of me
Whelp. Time to get the rope.

who /ss/ here?

How can white men even compete with black goats?

That's why you've lived through all six seasons so far, Varys.

What was his fucking problem?

tfw living deliciously

Devil cum