Best movie theater snack coming through

Best movie theater snack coming through.

>tfw there are literally people who haven't mixed buncha crunch in their bucket of popcorn

I pity them

Get the fuck outta here, pic related, these are the best.

that's not crab legs

Stand aside plebs.

If I bring candy to the movies it has to be either Raisinettes or Peanut M&Ms for me. Which I choose depends on how hard I feel like chewing.

>Not going to the dollar tree / family dollar / dollar general / whatever the fuck it's called near you and getting a box of candy for $1.

>paying 5x more for a nestle crunch bar broken into pieces for you

I pretty much only go to the theatre with actual food. I pay the same price and get a real life meal.

>soon 2017
>not drinking cum
It's free and it's readily available. What's your excuse?

>buncha crunch

my fucking nigger

always get that in the theater

these fucking things are the best

Honestly this is like the holy trinity of movie theater candy

When I was a kid I loved buncha crunch

when I was a teen I loved snow caps

Then I grew up and realized cookie dough bite were the one true movie theatre kino food

>implying I don't do that

Fuck you, it's way better

Yeah this

I skipped straight to sneaking in quarts of Ben and Jerry's half baked. Cookie dough, chocolate chips and brownie bites in a chocolate-vanilla ice cream.

Nothing beats a bottle of liquir in a screw top coke bottle, a bucket of popcorn and a coke also sneak in candy fuck it

Just get real Sour Punch Straws not that gay shit.

those bites are way more sour.
It's like getting punched and having your teeth turn into Jello

Gee, I wonder why Americans are fat

If I want something that's really sour I just eat a handful of Warheads.

>not sneaking in booze and your own food
Enjoy getting fleeced by the concessions stand

That looks pretty good
Not gonna lie

>their theatre doesn't do a full strip search including rectal cavity exam

I'm a Sour Patch Kids man myself. Hold the popcorn.