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Asher Fisher
poop
Gavin Hernandez
hey fellas
Jaxon Anderson
alri?
Zachary Collins
imagine being this jealous of middlesbrough
Henry Sanders
...
Kevin Howard
who /longhair/ here?
Jose Gomez
That actually looks just about right. Thanks.
Tyler Torres
heh
Owen Peterson
woah didn't know there was hair transplant hahaha
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Bentley Mitchell
Lads... where are all the Mexicans?
Kayden Mitchell
hah
John Perez
>why yes milady, i do indeed happen to live in the town known as middlesborough, 'tis improving every day
Brody Bailey
Zachary Edwards
alright lads
Henry Stewart
No. I call Saltburn 'Saltburn' and it's a decent little place. Not full of pakis, paedos and mutant weirdos like Middlesbrough.
Seriously just kill yourself. Middlesbrough is a fucking wretched shithole populated by the most bitter, sneaky fuckers in England.
The fact that you're town is known for having more white nonces than paki ones is a fucking embarrassment.
Andrew Robinson
suzy
Alexander Richardson
We might go to Eastbourne
Leo Parker
>saltburn is a decent little place
guaranteed you havent stepped foot there
Jayden Allen
Luis Garcia
York
Julian Morales
lads someone give me some advice
>met this girl a while ago
>she seemed keen, got her number
>texted her once when I was out, said "if you're out come to [club], she didn't reply
>going to her flat for a party tomorrow
what are the chances of pulling?
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Ryan Bell
You might think this is some ex-Soviet shithole. It's not, it's Middlesbrough. Kek
Jordan Sanchez
i thought it was baltimore
Levi Nelson
STOP bullying middlesborough
Gavin Price
need to spaff on her right ear
Aiden Davis
surfing the web
Ethan Robinson
from these husks of industry ironopolis will rise once more
Robert Wilson
night lads
Nathan Martinez
Have unironically never seen such deprivation.
Nathaniel Wright
she's so fucking perfect
Jeremiah Walker
ahh , "white" britain
Tyler Wright
think my mum would kill herself if i moved out
Evan Hughes
You "guaranteed" I was from Stockton earlier, you ugly jaundice cunt.
Yes, been to Saltburn lots of times. Been to the golf club, the pier, the baths/leisure centre near Huntcliff School, been to the chippy on Church St. The little garden place where the gypsy (Crows??) fair used to go.
It's nice little place. Shame it's so fucking close to that grim fucking bomb site called Middlesbrough.
Charles Wilson
business idea: turn central london into 1 giant mosque
Gavin Brooks
You're too busy raping kids and eating parmos you useless fucking skiprat
Adrian Garcia
Why's there so many pakis lads?
Gabriel Martin
>Suck up to Americans so hard you built the shart
Julian Bailey
you'll see
you'll all see
ironopolis will be ruthless in collecting her dues from the ponces surrounding it
the tees will run red with the blood of labour, chavs and boro taxis
Juan Cooper
is it true that in middlesbrough they put a drop of cooking oil in their cups of tea?
Christian Young
lancastrian slander
Brody Thompson
Just had four beef sausages, a cheese and turkey escalop, chips and a tin of ASDA ratatouille.
Oliver Martinez
Dad just sent me this :/
Gavin Davis
Probably, they're right fucking weird cunts in Middlesbrough. Fat bastard fuckers who drop dead at 51
Elijah White
Samuel Ramirez
wouldn't mind giving this a suck if it was cleanly shaved
Daniel Morales
guarantee anyone who hates middlesbrough is just angry they couldnt fight off the chavs on a night out
Asher Wilson
...
Kevin Barnes
>maisiebro doesn't post anymore
James Turner
>BLM Anti-Trump Protest In Seattle: ‘We Need To Start Killing People’ (VIDEO)
kek america.
Tyler Murphy
Would unironically suck this, lick his bollocks and swallow every last drop of cum
David Williams
Have Americans heard a Geordie accent before? And I mean a really lower class one.
Cameron Garcia
too right
Chase Miller
well she is buttfuck ugly
Gabriel Smith
OYSTERS CLAMS AND KEKOLDS
Lucas Campbell
mate..
Ayden Parker
next doctor will be black or paki
Christopher Hall
dont think they have internet in ISIS camps desu
Angel Fisher
going to do a wank then do a sleep
Nicholas Fisher
>cast a woman
>ratings plummet
>moffat and bbc start calling people sexist
>dr who franchise is in utter disarray and ends up being scrapped completely
Brandon Young
ancient gimmick
Leo Harris
transgender paki with purple hair and orange skin
one can only hope
Colton Robinson
well how about that
Landon Barnes
jesus friggin christ. why investigate that?
Brandon Turner
Does this Smoggie know any other words apart from "guarantee". Fucking nonce.
Jason Hernandez
.R.I.P REDCAR BIRITSH STEEL
WE TRIED TO SAVE YOU IT JUST WASN'T MEANT TO BE
Cameron Cox
come on now lads
i made this ages ago and you lot still fall for it, there's loads of mistakes too
David Myers
Fake news you absolute turnip
Ryder Morales
...
Logan Ward
>trump
who?
Matthew Baker
class war
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Hudson Diaz
fuck off murderer
Jackson Morales
just realised jermain defoe is on 12 goals this season
Carter Russell
got called scabby in topman
Luke Butler
Alternative name for are Bog Fart
Jacob Sanders
Hands up
Liam Adams
>first day of work tomorrow
>first day of the rest of my miserable existence starts tomorrow
ah yes, life
Evan White
>"I've always supported the original format but I don't know where they can go from here,"
>35 seasons
>300-400 different stories spanning tv shows, books, audio plays
But now they need to do something different because they've run out of ideas. And the grand total of new ideas they can do (because women can do everything men can do) is one: getting pregnant.
Gavin Rogers
I'm working tomorrow too
Aaron Cox
*sends you a 3GP of the latest video through infrared*
Mason Watson
fucking hell, now that's nostalgia
Evan Nelson
Anyone else remember this being sent around school?
Alexander Campbell
>Irwin Allen Ginsberg (/ˈɡJnzbərɡ/; June 3, 1926 – April 5, 1997) was an American poet and one of the leading figures of both the Beat Generation of the 1950s and the counterculture that soon would follow. He vigorously opposed militarism, economic materialism and sexual repression and was known as embodying various aspects of this counterculture, such as his views on drugs, hostility to bureaucracy and openness to Eastern religions.[1]
>Ginsberg is best known for his poem "Howl", in which he denounced what he saw as the destructive forces of capitalism and conformity in the United States.[2][3][4] In 1956, "Howl" was seized by San Francisco police and US Customs.[1] In 1957, it attracted widespread publicity when it became the subject of an obscenity trial, as it described heterosexual and homosexual sex[5]
>jewish
ah yes very interesting
Jordan Collins
No, but I remember this:
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Logan Wilson
>That time I gave a presentation in Year 7 and accidentally said the American word for tomato instead of our version
Share your presentation fuck up stories.
Lucas Bennett
kek yes
wasn't there a sniper game that looked similar?
Thomas Perez
shit, no, this
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Dylan Bailey
London is undeniably one of the shittest places on God's green earth, but I'm moving there next week so expect it to get dramatically better over the next few years.
Jack Long
very comfy morning, laddos
Juan Anderson
literally every presentation i ever did was a fuck up, i was shaking, bright red, mumbling and forcing a huge smile the whole time
Wyatt Hall
so lonely
so alone
Alexander Young
>200 pages left of Les Miserables
What book are you reading lads?
Luke Rodriguez
why does every shitty little app want to know my location, have access to my contacts, be able to manage phonecalls and use the camera
get fucked
Hudson Williams
>2016+1
>reading
ISHYGDDT
Brayden Cook
you've got your work cut out for you lad
Joshua Wright
vaping right now ask me anything
Joshua Parker
for my dissertation I dropped all my prompts halfway through and they went out of order and couldn't pick them up so just winged the rest
Justin Clark
I'll answer your question but first I'll need access to your location, contacts, camera etc.
Jace Perez
quite good for now
Nolan Russell
you're reading right now