What would you do for one of these?

What would you do for one of these?

I would suck literal dicks.

I had to go to the local administration and pay 100zł.

Apply for one.

Absolutely nothing, I could get Spanish citizenship easy enough if I wanted an EU passport.

t. spics pretending they are totally european

I just want this one

Already have one.

So nothing

If you manage to become fluent in Polish they'll give it to you.

Dude any Spanish speaking Latin American who's middle class and is willing to invest in it can get Spanish citizenship easy enough.

Open the drawer next to my desk

>British passport

Going to be useless soon

I have all my grandma's documentation to give to the portuguese consulate and get European citizenship. I don't even need it, though. I have something called O-1 Visa, which pretty much gives me a pass for most of the world.
I'm sorry it is such a distant notion to you as to make you suck cocks, or maybe you just want to suck cocks.

>Sugging dicks for Croat passport
Why not suck dicks for toilet paper, aswell?

Nothing.

Don't you do that anyway?

I want a French-speaking passport alongside my US passport, it'd be cool.

Marx passport?

be honest you just want to suck dicks you dirty slut

What did everyone except Croatia mean by this?

I would apply for them. That's it.

Greek passport is ranked the 6th worldwide

Just saw "I am a Greek, slav subhumans btfo" and you'll instantly acquire one. That's what the German turk Ikibey did

I didn't know New Jersey had an exclusive passport.

Open my drawer.