In the prison showers

> In the prison showers

> This guy slaps your ass


What do you do?

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This is not tits.

>using a fly machine
>not just doing dumbbell flys

Bend over and take it like a man.

thats extremly dangerous

Get him his pictures of spiderman

>dangerous

4u

He's 61 and he looks like he's in his late 70's.

>whites
>aging well

Lmao

>2 white people
>in prison
Something's wrong with that picture mate.

This. If done unproperly, dumbell flys can snatch your arms off from their sockets.

william shatner is like 90

what a prag

I'm snatchin every motherfucker arm socket

>he pulls down his pants
>you see this
Wat do?

My problem with dumbbell flys is that the tension "releases" at the end of the lift, so I much prefer machines for that specific movement.

LMAO MAYOS BTFO!!!

Why this nigga look like a deep south grand wizard?

"I want everybody on an anonymous image board to recognise that I work out because I'm important": the posts.

Would you like to have that dick as your own, with the understanding that it will always have that upper head on it?

I can smell your cunt

Yeah, there's some logic to that.

Then don't do them unproperly. Every freeweight exercise can hurt or kill you if you do it 'improperly', even machines. I don't know what the fuck you're trying to say here.

KRAAAAGER KRAAAGER KRAAAAGER KRAAAGER

*cheering*

*applause*

*whistling*

...

Absolutely not. The average girl would vomit seeing all those veins.

You'll be sorely disappointed when you pull down my trousers to expose my huge (bigger than yours) black penis, then.

WE

"I want everybody on an anonymous imageboard to recognize that I don't work out because I'm better than those damn meatheads, muscles are gross anyway :P": the post.

I'd probably knock him senseless then shit in his mouth.

"i'm an insecure fat fuck: the post"

doh suck his cock of course.

Please don't rape me Schillinger I'll let you tattoo a swastika on my ass and everything I'll be your good Nazi.

what a bunch of pussies. you clearly never lifted a weight ever you cheetos fucks

>not using kettleballs instead

ftfy

"I have a small penis": the post.

Let me guess – 5 foot 5 as well, right?

Just know this: your muscles don't impress anyone. If your penis is tiny and your height is below 6 foot, no woman will ever want you for any reason other than money. I know this because I'm a woman (cue predictable sexism).

>he fell for the kettle bell meme

>I'm a fat out of shape woman who couldn't dream of getting an in shape guy so I settled for a skinny fat beta
ftfy

>It can be dangerous if done unproperly

So can driving a car, or walking down the street, or riding a bike.

How retarded are you?

I don't know why this GIF makes me laugh so hard yet also fills me with a deep and profound sadness.

Not really good bait, mate. Too many forced buzzwords.

Chemical releases in your brain

/fit/ makes me laugh. Even when you're hiding on Sup Forums, one single bait post is all it takes to make you hyper-defensive babies.

You're all so insecure.

Grab his arm and apply a little force until it snaps.

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Fat nerd is mad his bottom tier trolling is just getting laughed at

what a mega cuck lol

dumb rat poster

An old white man touching me ha

you can smell the grease and fat from this post. read the sticky brah

>implying you even know what cunt smells like
What is it with this faggot invasion.

>there are people here RIGHT NOW who think that hitting the gym has helped them become alpha

The clue is that you're posting on Sup Forums.

Nice try, though, beta cucks :^)

"What, Schillinjer?"

This thread is dead, mate. Let it go.

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That's a veiny cock.

That's honestly unsettling as fuck.

skynet when

>twisting your body when lifting objects

Haha that robots a fucking idiot

user, what the fuck are you even talking about?

>that guys face when the robots had enough and gets him in a death grip

i love whenever someone in shape gets posted and all the fedoras come out defensive mode

wonder why i"m in prison. i'm not a nigger

Pleas don't destroy last shred of confidence i have pls :_:

t. fat basement dweller c-ck

sure bro

>being on Sup Forums automatically means you're beta

Stop projecting k thx

He acts like he's your friend and fucks you in the ass

he'd knock you flat out fatty

don't body-shame you immature faggot

sorry tumblr

How are you not getting this? If you're posting on this site, you are ALSO a fucking loser.

>tumblr
>using the word faggot
lurk moar

this fucking site has been normie central since 2011. hell my main boards /fit/ and Sup Forums have been normie central ever since. you're trying too hard to fit in you pathetic fuck

>he doesn't work out
JUST MOVE ASIDE CITIZEN. I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOUR WIFE FROM NOW ON.

i let him slip a finger

i use the machines because the free weight area is always full of buff dudes and i'm too insecure to do my babby weights in front of them ( ._.)

not this guy but i remember sometime at the gym one guy is so fucking roided out he kept shouting AHHHHHH UHHHHHRRRRRMMMM everytime he lifted his weight. his veins were popping out as well