>Lord Farquaad
>Lord Fuckwad
ho-ly shit
Lord Farquaad
SOMEBODY
>movie is about accepting who you really are and appreciating inner beauty
>manlet is made fun of for his height from start to finish
because he never learned
Manlets should kill themselves
But hes a meany
His height was just a subtle way to hide that he had a small cock from the censors.
>Lipschitz
>Lipshits
!!!
>Skywalker
>Sky Walker
wow how did George come up with this?
HOW
Based on Michael Eisner of Disney
damn that hurts fuck shrek im with #farquaad now
they never learn
>Martin """"""Short"""""""
At least filthy Ogres are big.
Manlets literally have nothing to offer the world.
actually rewatched it today and unironically liked it.
they tried to do that joke twice
Learn what, that the monster he trusted to help find love would make cruel jokes behind his back? Where's the lesson in that?
>tfw 5'6
at least you can get government money for being legally disabled
I remember when it was 5'8 that was the height always shitted on.
It's just seems to keep getting taller and taller
WHEN
He blackmailed the ogre you idiot
>unironically liking Shrek.
Well no shit, it's a good movie with good jokes, what's there not to like aside from the meme?
I'm going to be brutally honest, I'm 6'3, nearly 6'4, and I'm usually not the tallest person in the room
This is in Australia, one of the tallest countries on Earth
He called Shrek hideous beast and other shit before Shrek even saw him like, stop defending him cause you sympathise you manlet
>6'0
>will never break the official tall person limit
got my army physical today, still 6'1"
feels good man, I was the tallest guy in rooms of 20 95% of the time
holy shit
what do you mean by that
you can still be my fun-sized bottom qt bf
all is well
iktf all too well bro
that picture is quite heterosexual
>both of them have erections
Do you live in Asia?
that little one has a batcave for an asshole
i am currently imagining them fuck
Just move to Los Angeles. There are so many Mexicans here you will feel like a giant
no one likes a manlet, Shrek is ugly but hes big and lovable, manlets should just kill themselves immediately
he's a big guy
6'0 is good man, theres some exceptionally tall girls out there but you're golden on 90% of them
that would be because gravity isn't pushing you from growing down there in the southern hemisphere.
wtf I hate ogres now
>tfw 6'2
>tfw just wanted to be the girl
>be 5'8.5
>have to add the .5 because every little bit counts
DELETE
Gravity is equal in all parts of the earth, you're thinking of air pressure. Also you're retarded for thinking the hemispheres have anything to do with this.
tall bottoms are hot
>tfw 6'2"
>tfw best friend is 6'4"
>tfw whenever we're together i'll always be the manlet
it fucking hurts
i'm getting cucked by reality daily
I thought love was only true in fairytales.
>5'10.75
>drop the 0.75 because 5'10 is still normal
haha le cuck meme infinite upvotes my good sir
actual manlet detecteed
>Not #farsquad
I thought I was 5'10 until I measured myself.
>the muffin man can create monstrous cookie giants at will, if given enough time
Why hasn't he taken over the kingdom?
>in the mind of women
when will you REEEEEE's learn that's a meme holy shit
no decent woman cares about that enough to the point of not dating guys cause they are shorter. yeah everyone has their standards and preferences, i prefer really tall men myself to skinny/buff or whatever but i've dated skellies shorter than me cause i liked them.
that just depends on if you're a cunt looking for a trophy bf/gf or not
anyone else find the first shrek a little....off?
>be 6'1
>talking to acquaintances
>somehow grils get on the topic of height
>ask us how tall we are
>me first, say I'm 5'10
>manlets in the group forced to say they're even shorter than they are or get called out for lying
>Diagon Alley
diagonally
>Nocturne Alley
nocturnally
r u a grill?
I love Mystery Men!!!
Holy shit. Some of the stuff I see posted on this site just kill me. Are you people comedians or something?
please go back to rebbit
BHAHAHAHA SURE BRO
>Gravity is equal on all parts of the earth.
Well that's just not true.
Literally defeated by a moat
you fucking monster.
>90%
>Not 99%
>He really thinks 10% of women are 6' or taller.
>inb4 i'm a grill btw
ye m8
Maybe in your murrrica pal
You're retarded thinking I was sincere.
You're literally a little boy to them you heightcuck.
Kill yourself, shorty.
L O N D O N
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I'm a 6'8 grill m8, you guys just seem to have serious height issues yourselves but ofc it's all women fault
wtf I hate Shrek now
MANLETS
THEY NEVER
NEVER
EVER
LEARN
>a 6'8 girl
literally kys no one will want you
Pls say there is video of them fucking because HHHHNNNNNNGGGGGG
can you give me death by snu-snu
jokes on you, i date a 6'5 :-)
kill yourself.
>cup my onions
kek
shit son, i meant 5 not 6 jfc
5'11.7
Close enough for bitches not to know better.
>tfw 5'11
Manlets are not people though
Same, although i tend to have a preference for shorter guys (5'8 and under) men seem to care more about height than women.
Fucking nice.
It would explain why everyone here is depressed, ugly, and short.
I'm still taller than you
>still using inches
kill yourself
What do you mean?
That's nothing. Try being 5'7
>be 6'4" and some change
>say I'm 6'5" because if 5'8" people say they are 5'10" then I can magically gain an inch also
Like i said, everyone has their preferences and that's fine, now if you don't date someone you're otherwise attracted to can't they don't fill one superficial requirement then they are just cunts
ain't competing m8, was saying i've dated shorter guys than me and they are considered "manlets" so that excuse of "i dont get grills cause im a manlet *sniffsniff* fuckin bitches" is utter bull
L O S A N G E L E S
Just round it up you bellend.