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Jordan is the best country in the ME

Prove me wrong faggots
Protip: you cant

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- hey michael
- michael who?
- michael JORDAN!

hahahahahaha get it lads? xD

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No under 12yo faggots

Lebanon, Tunisia, and Turkey are better

Jordan is still pretty based though

Wich /mena/ country is the best?

unironically israel

I HUE'd

>Protip: you cant
Let's pack up and leave boys, nothing we can do here

I don't mean to be an asshole; I'm asking this honestly: what's so great about Tunisia? I understand the other two, but I don't really know anything about Tunisia except that it's pretty stable and they love speaking French.

Stable relatively free democracy that is not Islamistic.

the Islamists will win the next election m8

Are they ISIS tier or just conservatives like in Turkey?

I have no idea. Just conservatives, I think. IIRC they actually got most votes last time as well but agreed to step aside.

Then I still stand by my opinion. They can be ruled by conservative durkas as long as they don't start throwing people from rooftops

>look up Jordan on google
>first results are the Nike brand instead of the country
lmao

Well lads I got my DNA results back.

And, did you get 80% Jew results as expected?

i thought tunisia conservatives took the "akp-model" but later dropped some of the authoritarian and islamist policies

Why are the arabized Berber from Algeria acting like they really are Arabs ?

>Turkey

>newly appointed dictator to rule for 20 years

I am 99.7% Arab.
10% from the Levant and 87.6% from Arabia, with about 3% being broadly Middle Eastern.
I have 0.3% European, of which 0.1% is Ashkenazi Jewish.

>99.8% Semitic

>I have 0.3% European, of which 0.1% is Ashkenazi Jewish.

One drop rule.

You Jew now. Go to Israel and live there.

Kill yourself kike

Erdogan is ruining Turkey but I am still hoping for a real non false flag coup

what did you use?

either way, no matter what you used, the results are presented in a really shitty way for middle easterners, you should download the raw data and run it through GEDmatch using the different options they have, you'll get more precise breakdowns, for instance using k=16

I'm ready.

>so cucked that they import water from al 3adoo al sahyooni
>manlet king
>almost no agriculture
>almost no culture
>almost landlocked and have a shit port
>majority are falastinioon who hate the king
>don't control the river jordan after which they are named
>shit at sports
>lost jerusalem to al sahayina

israel currently is best, at least for the next decades before the religious will ruin everything

>before the religious will ruin everything

They're really Israel's #1 threat. If they gain power they'd turn Israel into a jewish version of Saudi Arabia.

Wish they do that sooner.
I miss all my jewish neighbors that went there.

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>This world should be destroyed
THIS
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lmao
BATSIN BU DÜNYA
BİTSİN BU RÜYA

AĞLATIP DA GÜLENE (:-ddddddddDD)
YAZIKLAR OLSUN :DDD

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Christianism is better tho

is this CP

No Arab ''country'' can compete with Iran.

Prove me otherwise.

Why are Jordanians so rude online ?

Because you touch yourself at night

they have no identity, thus feel inferior

Sigh.. Imagine how I must feel...

This. Every single MENA country has more identity than Jordan.

what are you?

Does he look like an arab?

they realy have none, kinda feel sorry for them.

Deled dis

he reminds me of egyptian salafists.

I would keep a safe distance.

How's Assad?

Heard he had a heart-attack

is he not allowed to have a heart attack, jjst like any other person ?

well he can die like any other person, for all i care.

>morocco

>syria

dominican republic

A white Canadian.

Don't you have scat porn to spam

moro de mierda

Mouk ne7wihalik

So sorry

How's Damascus m8?

I live in Lattakia.
Cold

How's the Russian occupation going?

You ever consider leaving Syria? I hear Latakia is fairly safe

Also is Sup Forums banned in Syria?

Lattakia is very safe. Almost nothing changed, except kncreased prices for everything, no gas, and almost no electricity.
But who needs that anyway.
I want to leave, but not as a "refugee" since I value my dignity. I will leave after I get my degree.

Obviously it is not banned.

You need to be more polite.

Do you think the current peace talks will lead to a meaningful deal? Also is support for the rebels dying?

the "rebels" are a dead meme.

The dangerous new meme is the "SDF".

I don't give a fuck about peace talks. I want Assad to win.

of course it's dying. only Al-Nusra is left.


Anyway, in 5-10 years will be here again, if the cause isn't removed.

do you support assad?

>I want Assad to win
on the day of the rope, you'll hang.

So much this
Every Jordanian I stumbled upon online was rude
wtf smbdy explain dis

Good lad, same here. Although I don't see him staying in power for too long after the war.

Surely the SDF meme will be killed by Turkey?

Sorry for bombarding you with questions, I don't come on /MENA/ often and it's rare to see proper Syrians on the internet

Pretty sure i've asked this before and got a rude reply from a Jordanians

They are ugly inside and outside.

Sure he will not stay forever, and it is not about his person.
It is about the survival of the unified state.

I hope the SDF will be rekt.
They have this weird idea that only kurds should have a say in the fate of the land they currently control, so if there is a national voting, I won't be able to participate because it is none of my business.

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Thanks lad. Two more things before I go to bed:

1. are you Muslim? If so, are you Alawite?

2. post a pic of your window view

1. Yes. Yes. By name only desu
2. I would like to, but it would be a stupid idea.

Good night.

I got bitches askin' me about the code for the Wi-Fi
So they can talk about they timeline
And show me pictures of they friends
Just to tell me they ain't really friends

Sudan is white

dasss ryyyyt

Iran's only superior in terms of influence and resourceful land, it helps with jobs and the general economy, other than that their military is still shit like it was back in the 80s, they rely entirely on Hezbollah to fight for them and in any case where they have sent troops their performance has been pisspoor.

The only countries that can challenge Iran are Iraq and Egypt but they're facing a lot of economic and political stability. That'll straighten out eventually and as Iranians move more towards irreligion they will lose their influence.

salaam aleikum, kif halek

good comment.

Egypt's a mess, it will go on like this. Sissi is a full

even though they pretend to be friendly with us, iraqi leaders don't really like us.

Maliki, said to a US diplomat ''you don't know shame, until you go beg for help from Iranians as an Arab''

anyways, i wouldn't be so angry at losing influence, if it wouldn't mean Saudi Arabia will fill the void.

>are Iraq
What ?
Especially right now ?

he ended up killing himself lol

Shit I meant instability
>but they're facing a lot of economic and political instability.

When are you guys going to naturalize Palestinians so we can get over the Israeli-Arab conflict?

Unfortunately I am just a labour-voting engineering student. You should take up this question with Bibi.

>naturalize Palestinians
Never understood Israels delusion.

Do they think they can annex the WB without giving the Palestinians the vote?

Kill wh*tey

Turks are brothers to Iranians

>tfw no reasonably priced holiday in turkish resort

where have the good times gone ;_;

Just seems redundant to say
>They could face them if
Just could go on forever but yeah i agree if this shit with ISIS blows over they could probably stand a chance
IMO Iraq has been having trouble with ISIS because they're trained in conventional warfare and not guerilla warfare like the one ISIS is practicing right now so even though they have superior equipment and support they're not as effective as they should be

>tunisia ME
jewish education
i would say oman or lebanon

Oh I see, do you follow actively politics? Where do you see Israeli politics going in the near future?

Well with authoritarian leaders making a rise in the US and Europe who are largely all pro-Bibi I don't see why Israel wouldn't just put in motion an apartheid South Africa type scenario, they're militarily unchallenged at the moment.

Saudia doesn't care about Palestinians, they never have and now more so with the rise of Iran, Egypt is wholly reliant on the US for its military so there's no way they can turn against Israel and the only other two options left are Iraq and Syria who are going remain dysfunctional probably for the next 20 years.

I don't have any faith left in Israeli politics so I don't pay much attention anymore. The only reason I vote is so I can complain without assholes invalidating my opinion.

Everything is stupid. It turns out Jews aren't any better than Arabs once the European influence wears off.

>It turns out Jews aren't any better than Arabs once the European influence wears off.

Really that bad?

It's so fucking simple, the jordanians are bedouins, and I don't mean pali Jordanians, I mean real ass nigga hashemite jordanians. Their entire culture is based on how much of a big dick you are to your neighbors, from the times of bedouin raids on Hajj caravans and levantine villages, to the times of mus3ab the weddings shooter. Their culture is basically angry chav culture.

Israel is the best country in the whole middle east

Erd*gan

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Hey, are you the same guy who spoke to me on Omegle about the beauty of the Classical Arabic language?

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